horoscope collection

HOW TO TREAT THE SIGNS IN A RELATIONSHIP

Capricorn: They adore books, let them read you like a book and discover your story

Taurus: They need constant reminders on how much they mean to you, don’t be afraid to let them know

Virgo: They are very playful once you get close, keep everything an adventure

Aquarius: Don’t be bothered if they are distant for a short time, they need their space too, don’t take it personally

Gemini: They have many special little things about them, be sure to take note of them

 Libra: They can have moods that change quickly and may confuse you, but you will always know two things for sure: whether they are angry or not and when they are in love

Scorpio: It takes a while to earn the trust of a Scorpio, but once you do, you have found one of the most loyal people out there

Pisces: They are very reliant but don’t mistake that for weakness as they are one of the most emotionally tough signs

Cancer: They are also quite needy, if you can’t give them a warm hug, give them a warm blanket to remind them of you

Aries: They can be very straight forward and you will need to learn how to not take things so seriously

Leo: They can be very confident in themselves, but when their self esteem is at a low, be there to bring them back up

Sagittarius: They can be cold and distant sometimes but their love is unconditional and like a warm hug

The signs as things my friends have said

Aries: I like men. But not in a gay way.

Taurus: How long do you think it takes to stretch your ass big enough for a vodka bottle?

Gemini: I only take my prescribed drug and it is Jesus.

Cancer: Leftovers are like nostalgia for your stomach.

Leo: Ooo daddy can I have some more?

Virgo: Hunk chunk of skunky spunk.

Libra: I have confidence in my ability to scope out sweet hunnys.

Scorpio: Piety is the new punk.

Sagittarius: My dick has branches!

Capricorn: Tbh I think I’d prefer it in the fun hole.

Aquarius: I would go anything for the Iron Bull. I would- I would go sexual for the Iron Bull.

Pisces: My dick feels weird and it’s all because of you.

HOW THE SIGNS STUDY
  • like a normal human, just read and quiz themselves: Sagittarius, Aquarius
  • Like an EFFING study machine (like seriously what are you doing): Capricorn, Leo, Cancer, Virgo
  • They don't study at all they just kind of accept failure: Gemini, Aries, Libra, Pisces
  • They don't study because they don't need to: Scorpio, Taurus
Characteristics/Attributes the Signs Fall For:

Aries: lively, headstrong, independent, mischievous
Taurus: reliability, confidence, talkative, gives them attention when they need it
Gemini: easy to hold a conversation with, outgoing, trustworthy, witty
Cancer: looks after them, great listener, makes them laugh, good hygiene
Leo: very sociable, partygoer, honesty, listens to them
Virgo: honesty, responsibility, makes them laugh, good hygiene
Libra: natural flirt, independent, intellectual, stands out from the crowd
Scorpio: confidence, mystery, passion for things they love,
good memory
Sagittarius: sense of humour, mentally strong, witty, adventurous
Capricorn: maturity, trustworthy, down to earth, emotional stability
Aquarius: fight for what they believe in, massive sense of humour, confidence, honesty
Pisces: emotional stability, intellectual, leader, calm and collected

WHAT THE SIGNS DO WHEN YOU IGNORE THEM

Will literally just ignore you back: Capricorn, Aries, Aquarius, Scorpio

Try to get your attention: Leo, Taurus, Gemini, Libra

Just sob about it: Virgo, Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces

THE SIGNS AS TYPES OF GRANDMAS

The grandma that is like your best friend and always feeds you: Taurus, Virgo, Gemini, Leo

The constantly drunk grandma: Capricorn, Aquarius, Aries

The always gossiping grandma: Libra, Scorpio

The grandma that can’t cook for anything but is super nice and loving: Cancer, Sagittarius, Pisces

The signs and arguments they have with their parents:
  • Over grades:
  • Aries, Gemini
  • Over how your friends are bad influences:
  • Pisces, Taurus
  • Over your significant other:
  • Virgo, Cancer
  • Over not going out enough:
  • Capricorn, Aquarius
  • Over never getting off of technology:
  • Libra, Sagittarius
  • Over political beliefs:
  • Scorpio, Leo
  • *check Moon & rising signs as well!*