hornet nests

animated-freak  asked:

Hi! Do you know of any badass/dangerous ereri fics? Like they run the mob or are mass villains/criminals? Top Eren/bottom Levi is preferred but of you can't find any that's fine. I love you blog and I always come here when I need a new fic. Thank you! ❤️

I hope one of these will work for you:

Eternal Smile by EreriMakesMeSin

Eren is the leader of a gang. His alias is Joker and the name suits him pretty well once you get to know him.

Levi is also the leader of a gang, the two are constantly in a fight but all of that changes once they meet face to face and need to work together to get rid of a third gang in town; the Titans.

Together they find a way to face their fears and grief over the dead.

Together they find out who they really are deep down and that love overcomes everything.

Hornet’s Nest by Monsoon

Levi watches him standing in the rain with a gun in his hand and a bloody man on his knees before him and wonders what on earth happened to the boy who left him six years ago. He’s a stranger now, almost unrecognisable; an unfamiliar man with steel in his eyes and blood on his knuckles. He hardly looks like he needs protecting, but old habits die hard.

Levi stumbles across his ex-lover after six long years and is surprised by what he has become. Nonetheless, he can’t help being drawn to Eren again in more ways than one.

Metamorphosis by Dressed_In_Darkness

After being fired from his job, Levi is in desperate need of money, and is willing to step out of his comfort zone in order to get it. In fact that is the only reason why he accepted to be interviewed by his best friend’s older brother at a diner. He doesn’t expect much from it. That is until he sees Eren Jaeger, who’s gorgeous in every way imaginable, and is about to change his life completely when he convinces Levi to take the job.

An Assembly Of Scavengers by OrangeJuiceHP

They’re both criminals, but Levi’s paying his way through college and trying to put food on the table. What’s Eren’s excuse?

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Timelapse view of hornets constructing a nest. At one point during a camping trip when I was young one of my fellow hikers stepped on one of these. It did not go well for the humans.

We blindfolded 15 homophobes and asked them to hit piñatas with a stick. The piñatas were actually deadly Asian giant hornet nests. What happens next will warm your heart.

My dad told me a story recently about how he was in Boy Scouts or something and they went on a hike and were each given a rifle and one single bullet to practice shooting with (idk, it was the 70s or whatever). One of his friends, whom I’ll refer to as Steel Balls for reasons that will soon become clear, beckons my dad to a part of the woods and points to a giant hornets nest up in a tree. SB announces that he’s going to shoot it, waits for my dad to take cover (as one should in this situation), and fires off his only round into the nest. Sure enough, a swarm of pissed off hornets descend upon SB, who stands stoically and perfectly still at the base of the tree. Dad maintains that, despite their buzzing right around him, none of the hornets stung his friend, and they soon calmed down and returned to their newly renovated nest. SB turns back to face my dad and imparts this chunk of wisdom: “That’s the secret to dealing with hornets, Jim. They don’t know humans make rifle shots; they don’t know where the noise came from. You gotta stand still and don’t move, and they won’t chase you. If you run, they know you’re guilty.” Apparently dad was so awed he gave up his single bullet so SB could shoot the nest a second time, with the same results.

Long story short: hornets can sense guilt and there are people in the world who have tested this theory.

“Tell That Devil” Curse

A revenge spell for someone who hurt you to the point of breaking your soul and draining your light. Inspired by the song “Tell That Devil” by the Nashville Cast/Jill Andrews. This was designed with a specific person in mind, change it however you see fit.


Items needed:

  • 3 black candles
  • 1 lighter/matches
  • A pinch of pepper seeds (hot peppers preferably)
  • A piece of a fallen hornet’s nest (can usually be found on the ground in autumn)
  • 1 rusty nail
  • 1 piece of paper
  • 1 writing utensil
  • 1 small vial
  • Something to place burning paper safely
  • A spot of ground that the sunlight doesn’t touch

Instructions:

1. Write the victim’s name on the piece of paper. Place the seeds and hornet’s nest on the paper and fold it up as best you can. Light the three candles.

2. Begin reciting the incantation:

“You broke my soul, you poisoned my light, you blackened my heart. Now you will pay. [Victim’s name], I curse you and send you back to hell. I ask of the devil that he receive you. Feel the pain you have forced upon me tenfold. You will suffer for your evil-doings…”

3. Thrust the rusty nail into the folded paper as many times as you like, just make sure nothing falls out.

“… Feel the coffin nails pierce you…”

4. Light the folded paper on fire with the flames of the candles.

“… Feel the hellfire on your skin…”

5. Place the burning paper in the holder and wait until it is ash. Collect the ashes into the vial. Seal the vial and bury it in the spot of ground you’ve chosen that is never touched by sunlight.

“… And now I bury you in the ground, see you in hell.”

So anyways let’s be honest and admit that if a song was done by a white male artist called “Look What You Made Me Do”, and continually framed aggressive behavior with “well you made me do it”, you’d all be up in arms and rightfully proclaiming it as abusive and horrible.

But I guess since Taylor Swift said it, its okay.

Nice work guys. Top tier feminism.

Favourite Ereri fanfictions 2016

Ongoing

Scoring More Than Goals by LittleTinfoilDuck
Hey Lover by wasterella
Resistance by Dressed_In_Darkness
Your Warrant Need by mizzy_yolo
Cops and Feathers by toramonger
Hornet’s Nest by Monsoon
A Matter of Perspective by Kurokitty
Metamorphosis by Dressed_In_Darkness
Ma Reine by ShakespeareStoop
Overdose by Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house
Demons and Darkness by sciencefictioness
Red Heat by sciencefictioness
Take a Bite by MyloveofChocolate
Come and Get Your Love by Gootbuttheichou
Weapon by XanderB
Foxfire Eyes by FlightlessEggsxo
The Anthropologist by The_Pirate_King
“Baby I’m howling for you.” by WishingSebastianStanwasmyman
Fire meet Gasoline by coffeesoul
The Wolf’s Bat by hidansbabe530
Sartorial Elegance by A26
Street Brat by Monsoon
To Kill With No Regrets by SinfulAvenue
Büsker Dü’s and Don’ts by shulkie

Completed

Your love is a menace by Unseeliesidh
Call My Name by himawarinee
Trust by Xenobia
A Voice From The Rubble by StarChaser93
Saving The Spade by CorporalKuudere

One shots

Come Home To Me by Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house
Friday I’m In Love by sugarplumsenpai
Don’t Touch Me (Please, Don’t Let Go) by wordjunket
Stupid Cupid by Attack_On_Feelings

Honorable Mentions (2015)

Deal With It by Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house
Acute Myocardial Infarction by missmichellebelle
Extra Pepperoni by hikarimutsuko
Is this really love? by kbug546
The Thug by Dressed_In_Darkness
Everything Happens For a Reason by FanaticA4Ev3r
Under The Bed by Corporal_Levi_cleans_my_house
Sweep Me Off My Feet by LaurelNymph
I Heard You Talking by screwtodayimsleeping
Beauty and The Beast by s_n_k_tt
3 AM by loveatfirstsight

Movies based on books. 
Some of the books I’ve read that have been made into movies. ^_^

In no particular order…

  • Memoirs of a Geisha by Arthur Golden
  • Interview with the Vampire by Anne Rice
  • Queen of the Damned by Anne Rice
  • The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo by Stieg Larsson
  • The Girl Who Played With Fire by Stieg Larsson
  • The Girl Who Kicked The Hornet’s Nest by Stieg Larsson 
  • Running with Scissors by Augusten Burroughs
  • Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk
  • Girl, Interrupted by Susanna Kaysen
  • The Help by Kathryn Stockett
  • The Secret Garden by Frances Hodgson Burnett
  • The Reader by Bernhard Schlink
  • The Lovely Bones by Alice Sebold
  • Battle Royale by Koushun Takami
  • The Twilight Saga by Stephenie Meyer
  • The Host by Stephenie Meyer
  • Gone with the Wind by Margaret Mitchell
  • We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lionel Shriver
  • Trainspotting by Irvine Welsh
  • The Perks of Being a Wallflower by Stephen Chbosky
  • The Hobbit by J. R. R. Tolkien
  • Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien
  • Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte 

EXTRAS: TV series based on books…

  • Anne of Green Gables by L.M. Montgomery (Anne of Green Gables mini series)
  • Call the Midwife: A True Story of the East End in the 1950s by Jennifer Worth (Call the Midwife)
  • A Song of Ice and Fire series by George R. R. Martin (Game of Thrones)

My chickens decided to play with the bald faced hornets’ nest- which is the size of a fucking football -again, and now Peanut’s all swollen. I put a paste on her that’s already helping at least…I like those hornets a lot. A ton came over and buzzed on me while I was tending to the chickens but didn’t sting or anything, I think they were just saying “hey your little feathery shits need to learn about personal space” or something.