horehns

“didnt u draw this in like november" 

*shakes head*

*grabs baseball bat*

*walks to katie’s house*

*breaks an exepensive vase with said baseball bat*

*leans in really close to katie and whispers*

read the gosh darn tags

*breaks another vase*

Dear McKenzie,

it wuz a dark nd dreary dai in da woodz. i waz wandrin g around whennen sudnnly i trippeded ovr a log. “ah” i screemed bt no 1 herd me. i fell on my butt in2 a vry deep puddle. o no it waz quickcksandd!111!1 “help” i calld but still no1 hurd me. i was so scard i almost poopd out i cant even cubes oMG!!1!

rite wen i had accptded i waz goign 2 die a magical light apprd above me. “jesus is dat u” i asked but it wasnt. insted it was a betiful fair e wit black glazzez (like her sole lol) “do not feer” the thing sed. “i am a katie”

“ok katie” i sed. “r u going 2 help me out of thz fuckhole or nt?”

katie wavd her wand and suddnly i waz free. “ur welcum” katie sed.

“dat waz a cool magik trickdk” i sed. 

“thx” katie sed.

“maybe u cud teach me~?”

katie sed yes aftr a lot of persuasion bt it waz worth it. howevr after we had embarked on dis mahical adbventure da bad stuff had 2 com:((((

“i have 2 go” katie said wit a tear. “i hav 2 return 2 my ppl in the land of the new of york, a land vry far awai.”

“nononon!” i sed but it was 2 late. she waz alrdy leavin g. “why do u have 2 go”

frum tha sky a voice whispered to me,

“i have orchestra on mondaiz…”

that was the last i evr saw of tha mysticalal creautre katie. if any1 has seen hr plz contact me at 1-800-katkenzie-otp. i luv her vry much.

um so yeah mckenzie you wrote that for me christmas of 2012 and i found that it described our relationship perfectly. you’re really pretty and u live in texas and you ship larry and you livetext me the fics you read a lot and you have a twin and you’re really stupid and you make stupid jokes but they’re the good kind of stupid like the harry styles kind of stupid and you used to be a niall girl but then the louis nation attacked and basically ruined your life as far as i know but i love you a lot ok bye

OH MY GOD KATIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS MYF AVORITE THING I LOVE KATIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH