it wuz a dark nd dreary dai in da woodz. i waz wandrin g around whennen sudnnly i trippeded ovr a log. “ah” i screemed bt no 1 herd me. i fell on my butt in2 a vry deep puddle. o no it waz quickcksandd!111!1 “help” i calld but still no1 hurd me. i was so scard i almost poopd out i cant even cubes oMG!!1!
rite wen i had accptded i waz goign 2 die a magical light apprd above me. “jesus is dat u” i asked but it wasnt. insted it was a betiful fair e wit black glazzez (like her sole lol) “do not feer” the thing sed. “i am a katie”
“ok katie” i sed. “r u going 2 help me out of thz fuckhole or nt?”
katie wavd her wand and suddnly i waz free. “ur welcum” katie sed.
“dat waz a cool magik trickdk” i sed.
“thx” katie sed.
“maybe u cud teach me~?”
katie sed yes aftr a lot of persuasion bt it waz worth it. howevr after we had embarked on dis mahical adbventure da bad stuff had 2 com:((((
“i have 2 go” katie said wit a tear. “i hav 2 return 2 my ppl in the land of the new of york, a land vry far awai.”
“nononon!” i sed but it was 2 late. she waz alrdy leavin g. “why do u have 2 go”
frum tha sky a voice whispered to me,
“i have orchestra on mondaiz…”
that was the last i evr saw of tha mysticalal creautre katie. if any1 has seen hr plz contact me at 1-800-katkenzie-otp. i luv her vry much.
um so yeah mckenzie you wrote that for me christmas of 2012 and i found that it described our relationship perfectly. you’re really pretty and u live in texas and you ship larry and you livetext me the fics you read a lot and you have a twin and you’re really stupid and you make stupid jokes but they’re the good kind of stupid like the harry styles kind of stupid and you used to be a niall girl but then the louis nation attacked and basically ruined your life as far as i know but i love you a lot ok bye
OH MY GOD KATIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THIS IS MYF AVORITE THING I LOVE KATIE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH