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seelcudoom  asked:

au where everythings the same but one of alternias weird laws is "you eat a lusus you become a lusus" like, because of nepetas hunting shes the mom of like 50 grubs, feferis got a million sister

Hopy shit

Fake Chats #184
  • Taehyung: once upon a time, there was a guy named Jimin. He met a boy named Jungkook.
  • Jungkook:
  • Taehyung: Jungkook thought Jimin was the coolest thing in existence.
  • Jungkook: and we survived the zombie apocalypse together or something, right?
  • Taehyung: wrong. You survive after Jimin sacrifices himself for you and you spend the rest of your life mindlessly killing zombies and regretting everything. Until Yoongi shows up to put you our of his misery.
  • Jungkook: his misery?
  • Taehyung: you were a real downer. Always making Hopi cry.
  • Jungkook: it was the apocalypse! And Jimin DIED!
  • Taehyung: the end.
  • Jungkook:
  • Taehyung:
  • Jungkook: Jimin-hyung, Tae-hyung killed you in his stories again!
  • Jimin: stop traumatizing the kid, Tae.
  • Taehyung: I'll stop when he stops rolling up his sleeves.
  • Jungkook: never.
  • Taehyung: well, then you're bound to be a Jimin-losing, downer, miserable and Yoongi-slayed character forever.
  • Jimin: yikes.
  • Jungkook:
  • Yoongi: serves you right for making Hopi cry.