hopeless and heartless

anonymous asked:

Could you do a demonstuck dirkjake?

Sorry this took so long! I wasn’t online for the past 2, 3 days…so, my answer to a request from friday, demonstuck dirkjake. But I dare not draw anything dark, sorry, only fluff allowed. Mostly.

Anyways, since we’re talking about demonstuck, I’d like to use that chance to recommend a GREAT DirkJake fanfiction I read some time ago –>

Hopeless and Heartless  by lateniteslacker. I hope the extra advertising is alright. My first Homestuck fanfic and up till now one of the best I’ve ever read.

Dirk Strider and Jake English from Homestuck © Andrew Hussie

Fanart © verschwendete-kreativitaet.tumblr.com

ewbrccke tagged me to do 10 things you probably don’t know about (and I’m excited because this is the first time anyone on tumblr had ever tagged me for something) me so here goes!

1. I’m a college freshman

2. I’m double majoring in English and political science, but I’m a huge over achiever and might add a third major of communication studies

3. I’m a huge Pokemon nerd and still play on my game boy advance sometimes

4. I’m anti-Greek life but somehow ended up founding a sorority with a group of other girls who are also anti-Greek life so now we’re like the sorority for non sorority girls.

5. I have 128 followers and that makes me excited

6. I’ve been dating the same guy for over two years and I’m head over heals in love

7. When I get stressed out I like to play with playdough

8. I’m stressed out all the time and take antidepressants for tension headaches

9. I love all forms of ice cream type products, but the order of which I love them is ice cream the least, frozen custard and frozen yogurt tied for second, and gelato as my favorite. I can eat at least a pint of any of those easy.

10. I think I’m going to see a counselor at my college for the first time this week to get advice on talking to my parents about my past sexual abuse and getting long term help but I’m terrified about the whole process

If you want to do it I’m going to tag apathetic—interest, broken-from-memories, controlled-by-depression, hopeless-but-heartless, nguyen-nguyensituation poisionblood, usaamaro, musicslayingbadass, and war-torn-and-collateral-damage

So my band director told me I couldn’t play in the concert because I missed the last rehearsal because I had to rush someone to the ER.

“If this isn’t the biggest bag over the head, punch in the face I ever got. Goddamnit!” “what a cheap, lyiny, no good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, bloodsucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-assed, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey shit he is! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?”

anorcaonastroll asked:

[idate voice] how do you feel about me? ( ^▽) y━・~~

“…” Of course she knew how she felt about him. Wasn’t it obvious? Or did he want to mess with her more? Probably the latter. Although she wanted to believe it was the former.

“Well golly, I do know how I feel about you, but I don’t know how to express it! It’s a really intense feeling, you know? A intense, passionate feeling, a life-changing, eye-opening feeling! If it wasn’t for you, I would’ve lived the rest of my life in ignorance, unaware of such a… sensation. Oh, but I’m sure you can guess what it is! It starts with the letter ‘h’, which also happens to be in the words ‘hideous’, ‘heinous’, and ‘horrendous’. ‘Horrifying’ works too, as well as ‘heartless’, ‘hopeless’, ‘disgusting’, ‘appalling’, ‘shameless’, ‘shitty’, fucking awful, a literal walking asshole, and a fucking piece of SHIT!” Did she go off track? Why yes she did.

“I have never felt so repulsed by anyone in my life until I met you, and everytime I see your face it makes me want to go into a homicidal rage. I feel like I can’t come up with the proper insults to describe you because you reside in a dimension beyond mortal shittiness. You are the god of shit. The breathing, physical concept of asshole behavior. You are the living embodiment of all that is crappy and repulsive and I hate you so much. I hate you so, so much. I hate you! I hate you! Holy shit I HATE YOU!”

So much for keeping her cool.

Young and Heartless Sign To Hopeless Records

Young and Heartless Sign To Hopeless Records







Hopeless Records is thrilled to announce the signing of four-piece indie rock band, Young and Heartless!Along with the signing announcement, the band announced today that they will re-issue their debut album, The Pull Of Gravity, through Hopeless Records and have…

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