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zayndon asked:

naruto!

I’M SO THANKFUL YOU ASKED THIS

❤ Favorite Male: Shikamaru god damn it ugh. 
❤ Favorite Female: Temari!
❤ Favorite Pairing: Shikatema I’m so sorry I’m so predictable.
❤ Least Favorite Character: I didn’t love Karin. I still don’t love Karin. 
❤ who’s most like me: …Temari
❤ most attractive: Anko is hot as hell?? And Kiba?? And Temari??
❤ three more characters that I like: Kiba and Kurenai and Tenten and all the rookie nine and god everyone I love everyone so much. 

zayndon asked:

1 and 19!

  • 1: If you were a tv producer and you had to choose 5 band members to live together for a reality show, who would you choose?

*rubs hands together vigorously* peet went…william beckett…gabe saporta…brendon urie…and travie mccoy

(it was really hard for me to decide either patrick or travie because u just know patrick would be the mother figure trying to get them to behave and clean up after themselves…but on the other hand with travie it would just be a giant frat house all the time and i am so about that)

  • 19: What was the first song from your favorite band that you’ve ever heard?

sugar we’re going down…i was on the way home from the hospital after my second hip surgery in 2005 and it came on the radio…and my dad was like “wtf is he saying” and i was like “i don’t care i’m in love”

zayndon asked:

kana but also derek x karen

Kana

who holds the umbrella when it rains: Karen, though she’s annoying and insists on twirling it a lot, so they both wind up getting wet.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: Ana. She doesn’t really even begin to function until she has one, if not two cups of coffee in her system.

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: Ana. Karen knows the difference between a common cold and a life threatening sickness, whereas Ana treats it all like it might be the end.

who plays pranks on the other: Karen’s big on kidding around with Ana and exaggerating about her past in Iowa.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: More often than not neither one of them has to. If one of them’s already on the couch the other will simply join and curl up next to them.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Ana probably mentions that they don’t have weird pet names, prompting Karen to try out a bunch of ridiculous names on Ana over the next few weeks. The more ridiculous the name, the more Karen insists on using it. 

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Karen. She’s notorious for passing out on Ana.

who says ‘I love you’ first: Ana. Not necessarily because she falls in love first, but because she hasn’t been in many serious relationships and isn’t exactly sure how long she’s supposed to wait to say it. It kinda just slips out in the end.

Cartwills:

who holds the umbrella when it rains: Derek. He’s gotta hold onto his masculinity somehow.

who is the grumpiest in the morning: Derek 1000% Karen’s sluggish most days, but she’s a ray of sunshine in comparisson. 

who worries more when the other is sick/hurt: Karen, simply because Derek more or less refuses to take care of himself.

who plays pranks on the other: Karen. Sometimes Derek really needs to loosen up. She’s careful about the pranks she plays though, because she knows they won’t all go over well. But even if they don’t all she really needs to do is apologize and kiss him for him to reluctantly forgive her.

who is always the first to suggest cuddling on the sofa: Karen, though she insists rather than suggests, because she knows full well that even if he has somewhat grown to enjoy it he’ll never admit to it or have it look like he’s doing it willingly.

who insists on creating nicknames for the other: Karen. Derek’s stuck dealing with them.

who drools on the other when they’re asleep: Karen. Derek quite enjoys teasing her about it later.

who says ‘I love you’ first: Karen, simply because she’s much more in touch and open about her feelings.

zayndon asked:

tell me a story before i go to sleep, make it very irish

Alright so I went on this school trip when I was 12 to this camp thing to learn to speak irish and stuff. Like we literally had to use irish all the time. Anyway there were like 120 kids there and we were all staying with different people in their actual houses and no one knew each other so this one dude decides to break the ice by, and I’m not kidding, taking a dump in a bidet and sticking a toothbrush up his butt. Obviously he got sent home like straight away but it’s still the most irish story I know

‘Are you laughing me out of the building?’
'No. I’m in.’

[how to get away with murder/gone girl crossover]

Nick Dunne, in the midst of being the main suspect in the intense media circus surrounding his wife’s disappearance on their fifth wedding anniversary, hires on Annalise Keating as his lawyer. Annalise uses it as an opportunity to get her students some experience in taking on a highly publicized case.

whenever I take a mini hiatus from tumblr (which is quite often these days) I only have to scroll through the first 12-ish pages of Felicia’s to see what I’ve missed

thank you friend for always being in the loop :)

When you’re an asshole, you lose your girlfriend.
When you lose your girlfriend, you get drunk at Harvard.
When you get drunk at Harvard, you rant on the Internet.
When you rant on the Internet, you make FaceMash.com.
When you make FaceMash.com, you crash the system.
When the system crashes, twins that row crew ask for your help (you hate crew).
When you hate crew, you steal their idea.
When you steal their idea, it becomes big.
When it becomes big, you become more of an asshole.
When you become more of an asshole, you lose your friends.
When you lose your friends, you get sued.
When you get sued, you lose millions of dollars.
When you lose millions of dollars, you try friending that ex-girlfriend on Facebook.
…don’t be an asshole.
—  I had to share this really great review of The Social Network by RagingTaxiDriver on Letterboxd