hopefully this will last me for at least a quarter

Imperfect Harmony

A while back, I was sent a prompt that was along the lines of  ‘a Polyjuice potion goes wrong and Ron and Harry are stuck in each other’s bodies’. I am an idiot who mistakenly deleted it, but this is my response to it, so if that was you, please let me know and I will give you proper credit! [ffnet]

“You’re late today, tough day in the office? I’ve got some dinner on the go, but I’ve not been back long myself so it won’t be ready for—Harry? What’s wrong? Where’s Ron?” Hermione had been busy stirring something in a saucepan, humming along to the radio in her work robes and fluffy slippers when he’d walked through the door, but as soon as she’d turned away from the stove, she’d instantly become as alert as any Auror in the midst of a dangerous mission.

“Plenty, and right here,” Harry sighed.

“What?” Hermione snapped. “This is no time to play games! Where’s Ron? Is he injured? In St. Mungo’s? What’s going on?!”

“Sweetheart, please,” Harry said, holding up his hands to stop the tirade of questions. Hermione frowned. Harry had called her many things over the years, but never that. “Ron’s fine. I should know. I am Ron.”

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