Moments I’d Like to See with Canon Aph Greenland
I know I’ve been complaining a lot so I’m going to fill the tag with silly, semi-historical things.
- The first time they revealed the design for their flag and the Nordics being in shock about it (It’s the only Nordic nation without the Nordic cross on its flag)
- Greenland gushing over polar bears with Canada
- Greenland outdrinking Denmark
- America trying to buy Greenland off of Denmark and he’s like “Haha but no.”
- The story behind Greenland’s *possible* Arctic Fox
- Greenland making shady business deals with China while Denmark looks on in irritation
- America teaching Greenland how to fly a plane after establishing the airbases
- Greenland speaking only in Greenlandic to frustrate Denmark (even though Danish was once their official language)
- Young/Baby Greenland trying to fight Norway from settling on the island (bonus points if they’re actually terrifying)
- Basically Greenland being a butthead to Denmark because they can.