hopefully it won't be like the rings

  • Travis: Step 1 - Take a knee, left or right, doesn't matter.
  • Griffin: No, right knee! 'Cause if you take a left knee...you know how the divorce rate is fifty-fifty? It's because, the knees. So go down on the right, or it's over.
  • Travis: Okay, now you're gonna reach in your pocket and make eye contact. This is very important.
  • Justin: Don't fall over.
  • Griffin: Don't fall over 'cause then you'll be a joke.
  • Justin: Yeah. And look at her straight in the eye, if she has eyes. Let's say she has eyes. Look her straight in the eye, okay?
  • Travis: Have like a half smile.
  • Justin: Like a half, knowing smile.
  • ...
  • Travis: Now you're gonna pull your hands out but you're gonna do this, like, clam shell kinda thing, where like, you're covering something up in your hand, what could it be?
  • Griffin: And it's a candy. It's a Werther's Original. Catch her off guard first.
  • Justin: She won't see that comin'.
  • Travis: And then explain to her that you got her a picture of a ring.
  • ...
  • Justin: No, you have a ring. Get the ring out. You open the ring, but open it sorta close to her face so it looks bigger. This is key. You gotta do it just that way. Now pull it back a little bit, 'cause you're freakin' her out. Hopefully she's crying at this point, right?
  • Griffin: Oh she's openly weeping.
  • Justin: Okay good.
  • Griffin: It's happy tears, though.