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@jonboy-sr wanted a few Certified Good lil bandits for their girlfriend @summerasta4 ! Who am I to refuse?

Bonus classico bandito:

Who do you think you are? Hahaha, bless your soul. You really think you’re in control?

crazygnarls barkley | going to hellmiguel | writing’s on the wallsam smith | kinglauren aquilina | demonsimagine dragons | theme of loveffiv (royal stockholm philharmonic orchestra) | cough syrupyoung the giant | somewhere only we knowkeane | viva la vidacoldplay | middledj snake

I can’t believe I forgot how much more I hate men in Ramadan than I do in the rest of the year. @my Muslim guy followers, respect the women in your lives in Ramadan. We don’t owe you anything and yet we carry all of Ramadan’s responsibilities on our shoulders. The very absolute least you can do is respect the work we do, and maybe give us a hand. And that’s the very least you can do. The very damn least. Worry for yourselves, because God is Al-Hakam, The Just & The Giver of Justice, and if the women in your lives choose to forgive you, God may not.

Happy birthday @purgatory-jar!!! I started this before you told me you weren’t going to Florence, so… oops! Hope the day was great :)

“He’s so…” Castiel’s gaze slides over the sculpture as he sighs, blue eyes drinking in every curve of marble with flushed cheeks. To his left, Dean raises an amused brow, nudging his boyfriend playfully. “Should I be jealous?”

Despite the fact that Cas snorts, it takes just a hair too long for his gaze to be torn away. Dean whistles lowly in response. “Oh man, Cas, you got it bad.”

“He’s beautiful!” Castiel shoots back, wrapping his left arm around Dean’s right. “Look at him, you can’t tell me he’s not gorgeous.”

Dean hums, critically looking the sculpture over. “…His dick’s a little small.”

“You’re ridiculous.”

“You love it.”


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I’m screaming because I decided to combine these two requests and it ended up longer and more convoluted than expected BUT I HOPE YOU LIKE IT AAA @chiimei @anonymous Thank you for sending them in! c:

From the prompt list (x)

It wasn’t the first time he’d thrown himself in the line of fire to protect her, and while Ladybug was always grateful to have someone always looking out for her, she couldn’t help but worry that one day irreparable damage would be done to him and she would be without her partner.

Chat Noir was reckless and often in peril, and most of the time it was because he was covering for her in one way or another. As years of their partnership went on, her fear of losing him built up over time. The only thing she could do was build a dam over the river that was her feelings on the matter, because she knew Chat Noir only wanted to protect her, and she couldn’t fault him for that.  

Today’s akuma attack, where she actually saw a sword go through her partner’s stomach, broke that dam in one fell swoop.

It all spilled out and she completely freaked out, and when Marinette freaked out she lost sight of everything and anything in her immediate vicinity, and it was by sheer luck that she had her freak-out in a completely secluded area with only Chat Noir as witness.

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anonymous asked:

I had a bit of a shitty morning (not that that's in any way relevant) and just wanted to know if you would share your Smaurent or Nicaise hc's? They always cheer me up.

smaurent used to sneak into the palace kitchen and steal pastries and sweetmeats, and sometimes he would climb up onto the counters and watch the chefs bake. auguste taught him how to juggle with oranges, which is partly where laurent’s love of oranges comes from. smaurent would NEVER knock on auguste’s door when he snuck into his room at night which is how he walked in on auguste and a girl he had snuck in and was GROSSED out when he saw boobs.

nicaise probably loved sweets too but he didn’t indulge in them bc he didn’t want to be viewed as childish, but laurent caught him scarfing them down once so he would sometimes leave him a pastry, and would just smile when nicaise would be extra nasty to him after. part of why nicaise was so horrible to damen was bc we all know how much he truly loved laurent, and like laurent, he didn’t trust damen at first. nicaise and laurent would sometimes run into each other on a balcony or in the gardens at night and they wouldn’t talk, just sit there in silence and just be with each other.

@iceaquasoul / @houmatsunokioku

Happy, happy Birthday, my cute darling friend!!
I hope today will be lots of fun for you! Only good things shall ever happen to you~ Ehee~ that’s my wish for you! ♥
It’s been a while since we last talked together, but I still enjoy your company a lot. You are always so patient and kind.. haha~ Almost like a saint! Please stay as lovely as you are, sweet pea.

Love is…

Niall Horan/Louis Tomlinson | on going

From the moment Louis sees him for the first time. From that exact moment, he couldn’t take his eyes of Niall. Neither would he ever want to.

or, a bunch of drabbles/one shots about everything love is.

For @niallandtommo. Happy birthday ❤️

anonymous asked:

Is there any weight to this theory she who must be named is fucking with them? I really need these theories to stop because it's getting my hopes up.

Ummm…well I’m not sure what you mean by any real weight? I mean they’ve had both of them confirm that they have had sex and I might have to eat my words but I think there are plenty of reasons why the Theory™ still lives. Or it’s possible they did have sex and it’s just the baby thing that is a total load of crap.

1. I grew up on American soaps and had to live through storylines like these. So having for her to pull a 180 and it turns out she is just angry because she didn’t get what she wants and is now a woman scorned would be just another day on here. It would also be far more interesting.

2. I just tend to be more jaded than most? The harder you try to force something on me the less likely I am to believe it and they have been pushing this victim narrative a little too hard for me to trust it. How am I supposed to believe she is some weak victim and sympathize and want to cuddle her from big bad Robert and then still somehow ship Robert and Aaron??? Plus, Friday’s episodes really rang false to me. Really pushing villainous Robert to hard. Then my head really started spinning after that final scene. She was just pushing Aaron too hard. Especially after saying the day before that she “was done coming between them”. Then when Aaron confronts her she takes no blame in her actions and instead everything she said felt very manipulative to me. Again maybe I’m seeing what I want to see but I’m just not buying her innocence routine. Oooops!

3. Everything about this has been SHADY AS FUCK since the very next day. The fact that she left instead of staying when she assumed they would now be together. Her calling him on the phone and saying things got “intense” and then telling Chas that “she didn’t, she couldn’t” betray Aaron. She never really seems sure of anything until Aaron gets brought into it and then her hackles get raised and suddenly she is most definitely without a doubt or a doctor’s visit pregnant with Robert’s baby? Because these are obviously things you just know even though you have been sexually active with more than one person and are apparently not on birth control. But hey it’s a good thing that all forms of contraception are 100% effective and therefore there is NO WAY AT ALL that Ross could be the father. Do not get me started on the numerous issues I have with the pee stick knew I was pregnant but this building full of medical professionals can’t say for sure. The “forced” pregnancy that was then apparently the right thing to do at the time but that she suddenly felt was oh so necessary to tell Chrissie about? Why to garner more sympathy? Oh so that’s why you just have to keep this one? Then of course I’ll support you against THE BIG BAD ROBERT. But here’s the real kicker for me. When Robert was telling Aaron about what happened and he said I guess I passed out because I woke up and she was gone. Ummm…excuse me? You don’t even remember? You have no recollection of what happened after talking her into bed? AND THE THEORY™ LIVES TO SEE ANOTHER DAY!