hope you like it:) it is the one im using rn

UPDATED: HOE PRODUCTS

I’ve been seeing a lot of these posts with the same damn products on all of them and I really feel like we’re recycling the same shit and there’s nothing new to read anymore which is part of the reason I made this account, to add my own remedies and routines in hope that it could help someone else~

African black soap-
Lemme tell you right now. Ditch whatever shit you’re using as a body wash RN and go cop some (RAW) African black soap. That shit is natural and is bursting with vitamin A and E. It helps with eczema too. I personally use Alaffia which also contains Shea butter and I use it everday. Love it and love my skin+it smells super fresh

Apple cider vinegar-
Add abt ¾ of a cup of ACV to your bath and let it work its magic. Its anti fungal and battles against body odor. It makes your hair shiny and is considered a skin detox bath, I personally experience softer skin. ALSO it resets your pH and fights again vaginal odor and yeast infections naturally too.

Jojoba oil-
Jojoba oil is the oil that everyone thinks coconut oil is. It is a natural moisturizer for hair and skin and it works way better than coconut oil could ever hope to do!!

Coconut oil-
Let me tell u something. In a previous post I copied a message on of my followers sent me abt coconut oil being horrible for your hair because it breaks down proteins. It got a lot of positive and negative feed back, some saying I was trying to speak for them or leave out black hair, no that is not the case. I simply copied a message and released it for public knowledge cause im here to HELP YOU NOT HURT YOU! I’m sorry if I offended anyone~ but coconut oil, regardless of hair, is not the angelic product everyones made it out to be. STOP PUTTING THAT SHIT ON YOUR SKIN IT CLOGS PORES. I use it to oil pull, its a natural way to remove the toxins from your mouth and it also whitens your teeth. You put abt a teaspoon or less of coconut oil in your mouth and swish for a minute or 2. Love that shit my teeth are so white. But other than that I wouldnt put that shit on my hair or skin, unless you’re shaving your legs or sometin. Although I do put it on my pussy after I shave and idk what i’d do without it. But coconut oil is NOT for everything.

Rose water-
Sorry for the extremely long coconut oil excerpt lol this one’s short. Rose water can be used as a toner/makeup setter. It controls oil and hydrates your skin. It also has antioxidant and antibacterial properties. Its also good on dry/frizzy hair

Castor oil+Vitamin E oil-
Another 2 great oils. I’m lazy and didnt want to make another 2 oil sections lol but basically castor oil can be used on eyebrows/eyelashes to thicken them. Its also a natural laxative. Vitamin E oil is a great hair/skin moisturizer and heals scars.

Biotin-
If you arent taking biotin everyday I want you to go to your local pharmacy and cop a bottle because beauty starts from the inside. Its a hair skin nail vitamin and boosts healthy growth of hair/nails and keeps skin healthy. I do love it.

Charcoal soap-
Instead of using a typical bar of soap, invest in a charcoal one instead. Charcoal contains a powder called Binchōtan which cleanses and moisturizes skin. For all u natural bitches out there.

Also a lil side note~ for anyone who wants to comment to mine or any other ‘hoe tip’ posts saying “these are life tip not hoe tips” SHUT UP! We know! But these tips were originally for tips and products to be as sexy and well maintained as they can be. Usually before somekind of sex appointment. Let the hoes have this instead of trying to shame it

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‘  some kid just skateboarded down my street crying  ’
‘  do you ever get in an “i don’t know” phase in your life. where you literally don’t have a solid answer to anything. you. just. don’t. know.  ’
‘  i guess at this point i should just consider dating myself  ’
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‘  you know my name… and also my story cause i overshare 24/7 tbh  ’
‘  @ all of u that hate mint ice cream: what happened  ’
‘  there is no doubt in my mind i’m really that bitch  ’
‘  after you hit 21, you start forgetting your age cause ain’t nothing else to look forward to, besides sweet death  ’
‘  why am i not currently in the italian countryside with a fruit plate wearing a light linen dress? unacceptable  ’
‘  hands are weird because one of them can do absolutely everything without a problem and the other one can’t even hold a spoon  ’
‘  remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life  ’
‘  what the fuck is a good day  ’
‘  sleeping pattern: ??¿?¿??¿¿¿?¿  ’
‘  is he………you know…….*makes football throwing motion*….straight?  ’
‘  does anyone else have a resting bitch face™, but kinda enjoys looking intimidating  ’
‘  i’m not like most girls [rips off sunglasses]… i like most girls  ’
‘  time flies when u take a 2hr depression nap in the middle of the day  ’
‘  roses are red, i’m going to bed  ’
‘  u know when ur hairs greasy and it makes u feel so so so bad about urself. and ur entire life. everything is awful bc my hair is greasy  ’
‘  i’m just so glad the word “ugh” was invented  ’
‘  just another day of loving with all my heart and believing in the universe  ’
‘  you know when dogs sit outside with their face turned towards the sun and their eyes closed and they look so relaxed and when you pet them they’re warm that’s how I want to feel always  ’
‘  come into bed and listen to the rain with me  ’
‘  i hope all my girls out here r safe n being loved  ’
‘  people are so petty and then here i am, me, an angel,   ’
‘  i want to have angel wings and be kinder, braver and more tender  ’
‘  concept: a really nice italian restaurant but it’s spelled “spagooter” on the menu and the waiters won’t take your order unless you pronounce it like that  ’
‘  i want kids but i’m scared they’ll blame me if they’re ugly  ’
‘  does anyone have any tips for not thinking about it  ’
‘  “what’s a queen without her king?” well, historically, better  ’
‘  i want something that doesn’t taste like alcohol but has a lot of alcohol in it  ’
‘  i’m alive out of spite  ’
‘  the beatles wouldn’t even fucking exist if big time rush hadn’t paved the path for them so shut the fuck up  ’
‘  a bad person? who, me? that would be correct,  ’
‘  you hate me? wow u think ur hot shit and original huh well i hated me first so u can go grab a number and wait ur turn  ’
‘  my heart does a little “!” when I see you  ’
‘  i just want to say from the bottom of my heart i didn’t sign up for this shit  ’
‘  i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn  ’
‘  still got love for some people i know i’ll never talk to again.  ’
‘  my mitochondria clearly aren’t working because this bitch has NO FUCKING ENERGY  ’
‘  y’all i get attached to people so quickly wth  ’
‘  i wonder how many strangers hate me bc of how someone else described me to them  ’
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‘  it’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long ’
‘  in alcohol’s defense i’ve done some pretty dumb shit while completely sober too  ’
‘  man this has been the worst life of my life  ’
‘  having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch  ’
‘  I Have To Be Dramatic. I Have To  ’
‘  forgive and forget?? haha no resent and remember  ’
‘  “you’re obsessed with yourself” and you’re not??? sad. tragic  ’
‘  are people becoming more annoying or am i becoming more angry  ’
‘  do my dark under eye circles and unwashed hair turn you on  ’
‘  KIDS REACT TO existentialism and the inevitability of death  ’
‘  remember to do your best to be positive with a clear mind and believe in aliens because those motherfuckers are real  ’
‘  personality: I DON’T GIVE A FUCK  ’
‘  my gender is “pretty boy”  ’
‘  what others call a rebellious phase i call the sudden realization i don’t deserve to be treated like garbage  ’
‘  what is a sex drive? where is the sex going? does it even have a license?  ’
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‘  i’m not interested in being polite or heterosexual  ’
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‘  ctrl alt delete feelings cause i can’t do this shit no more  ’
‘  i may seem like an asshole, but deep down i’m a good person and even deeper down i’m a bigger asshole  ’
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‘  am i too judgemental or is everyone annoying: an autobiography by me  ’
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‘  has anyones crush ever actually worked out for them or is that a myth?  ’
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‘  if i had a dollar for every time someone called me ugly i’d have 0 dollars bitch u thought lmao  ’
‘  my last words will probably be sarcastic  ’
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‘  we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be  ’
‘  every time i speak i am reminded why i should not  ’
‘  every machine is a smoke machine if you operate it wrong enough  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  the rumors are true: i’m soft and i just want to be loved  ’
‘  i’m like a hexagon: all my hecks r gone  ’
‘  we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  my kink: not having to set an alarm for the next morning  ’
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‘  they called me stupid?? well joke’s on them i don’t even know what that means  ’
‘  i might get a lot of shit for saying this but i think it’s fun to enjoy things  ’
‘  i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know  ’
‘  assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student id number  ’
‘  there she goes again, being over dramatic and by she, i mean me  ’
‘  if u don’t know how to respond to something just say ‘how dare you’  ’
‘  um that’s u’re* not ur  ’
‘  i wonder what it feels like to know what the fuck is going on  ’
‘  so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000  ’
‘  literally want to be rich for the clothes  ’
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‘  a good gender neutral term to use is ‘fool’  ’
‘  today’s schedule: suffer  ’
‘  my middle name is actually $$  ’
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‘  i want someone who will light a fire in me  ’
‘  i want someone who will light me on fire  ’
‘  i’m too cute for 90% of the shit i go thru  ’
‘  who needs therapy when you can Realize™ things about yourself alone at 1 am  ’
‘  why is there so much blood in my alcohol system  ’
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‘  haha oops i care about you  ’
‘  they call me calcium because i give everyone strong bones  ’
‘  do you have that one person that you can’t look at when you’re trying to be mad at them because they’re so cute??  ’
‘  hi i’m here to ruin everything  ’
‘  one day i’m gonna say ‘fight me!’ and someone’s just gonna fuckin deck me  ’
‘  me? a jealous hoe? absolutely  ’
‘  it’s raining but it’s not men so what’s the point  ’
‘  i think i may be gayer than i originally planned  ’
‘  i can’t hang out tomorrow i’m too busy doing nothing alone sorry  ’
‘  me? overreacting? shit probably  ’
‘  i would like to publicly announce that i have no idea what i’m doing  ’
‘  is there a scholarship for trying  ’
‘  me?? using sarcasm as a defense mechanism??????? what?????  ’
‘  i don’t know what i’m feeling but there is a lot of it  ’
‘  i require a lot of attention or you get a lot of attitude  ’
‘  “what the fuck” is an emotion now and it’s the only one i have  ’
‘  you’re important to me, you piece of shit  ’

A SUMMARY OF WHAT HAPPENED AT DE IN KL

PS : THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER CONCERT SO EXPECT MAJOR PCD

Okay so here it goes


1. OKAY SO LIKE FIRST OF ALL THE CROWD WAS WILD AF I WAS LUCKY ENOUGH TO GET ROCK ZONE L AND YA GURL FUCKING SPRINTED TO GET THE FIRST ROW OKAY AND LIKE WHILE WAITING FOR SEVENTEEN TO APPEAR THEY PLAYED SEVENTEEN’S MVS AND WE FANCHANTED OUR LUNGS OUT AND IT WASN’T EVEN THE REAL PERFORMANCE YET BOI I LOVE MALAYSIAN CARATS


2. FIRST 15 MINUTES OF THE CONCERT WAS FUCKINF TORTURE BECAUSE I WASNT USED TO BEING MANHANDLED LIKE A RAG DOLL AND GETTINF SQUEEZED AGAINST BARRICADE WAS NOT FUN BUT AFTER A WHILE I GOT USED TO IT AND PUSHED BACK LMAO OK NOT SAY PUSH BACK MORE LIKE HELD ME GROUND IT WAS A WARZONE OUT THERE AND I WAS TRYNA KEEP MY TERRITORY. NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT WE HAD A LOT OF INTERNATIONAL FANSITES AT RZ L AND THEY KEPT PUSHING AND THIS FANSITE SMACKED ME IN THE BACK OF MY HEAD SO I ELBOWED HER AND SHE BACKED OFF SORRY NOT SORRY BUT DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME . BTW NOT ALL FANSITES ARE CIBAI OKAY I MET SOME REALLY NICE FANSITES MY ONLY PROBLEM ARE THE ONES WHO KEPT PUSHING AND SHOVING PEOPLE


3. THERE WAS THIS FANBOY WHO I BECAME FRIENDS WITH AND HE WAS SO FUNNY AND HE’S A HARDCORE MINGYU STAN LIKE ME SO WE TOOK TURNS YELLING OUT KIM MINGYU AND ISTG Y'ALL HE WAS THE MOST SAVAGE AND FUNNIEST PERSON EVER


4. IME SECURITY IS NOT A FUCKING JOKE YALL LIKE FANSITES WERE GETTING THEIR CAMERAS SNATCHED LEFT AND RIGHT AND WERE ESCORTED OUT OF THE VENUE. EASILY 5 FANSITES FROM RZ L WERE ESCORTED OUT.


5. OKAY BUT LIKE THE AMOUNT OF TIMES CHINA LINE CAME TO MY CAMERA WAS UNBELIEVABLE ESPECIALLY MINGHAO LIKE HE CAME TO THE FRONT OF MY CAMERA AND JUST STAYED THERE WHILE WAVING TO FANS AND I EASILY DIED RIGHT THERE AND THEN


6. SEUNGCHEOL WAS IN PAIN MY BABY WAS SUFFERING LIKE DURING BOOM BOOM HE KEPT CLUTCHING HIS KNEES AND ALL THE CARATS GOT SO WORRIED BUT HE KEPT PERFORMING UNTIL THE END OF THE CONCERT AND IF THAT ISN’T A DEDICATED LEADER THEN IDK WHAT IS


7. JEONGHAN CAME AND SAT ON THE STEPS RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME AND YA GURL IS SHOOKED


8. WOOZI CAME AND CROUCHED DOWN IN FRONT OF ME AND HE SMILED AND WAVED AT MY CAMERA AND LEGIT MY SOUL LEFT MY BODY HE IS THE MOST PURE SOUL EVER WE GOTTA PROTECT THIS BOY


9. MINGHAO THROWING WATER AT THE CROWD AND LEGIT I WAS SCREAMING LIKE A PSYCHO BECAUSE THAT WAS HOLY WATER THAT GOT THROWN AT US Y'ALL


10. MINGYU AND VERNON HUGGING AND JUMPING TO HYPE THE CROWD I WAS HYPED AS HELL


11. I MADE EYE CONTACT AT LEAST ONCE WITH ALL THE MEMBERS AND I LOOKED THROUGH MY PICS AND VIDS AND IF YOU ZOOM IN REALLY CLOSELY YOU CAN SEE SOME OF THEM LOOK AT MY CAMERA


12. DK’S ICONIC “ TUAN - TUAN DAN PUAN - PUAN ” FUCKING ICONIC SIA I CAN LISTEN TO THAT ON LOOP FOREVER


13. VERNON AND HOSHI HAD A HIGH NOTE BATTLE WITH THE CROWD AND VERNON LOST AND HE HAD TO DANCE AND THEN I’M THE ONE PLAYED AND HE DID JUJU ON THAT BEAT I CHOKED THAT WAS GOLD


14. THE ENDING MENT WHEN EACH MEMBER SPOKE INDIVIDUALLY SPOKE AND WHEN IT WAS SEUNGKWAN’S TURN , I STARTED CHANTING BOO SEUNGKWAN THEN PEOPLE BEHIND ME IN RZ L FOLLOWED AND WE WERE CHANTING SO LOUDLY THAT LIKE HALF THE MEMBERS ON STAGE TURNED TO LOOK AT US AND THEN SEUNGKWAN LOOKED AT US AND SAID HI AND WAVED WHILE SMILING AND IT WAS LIKE THE SUN SMILED AT ME OKAY IM SO PROUD I STARTED A TREND AHAHAHAHAHAH


15. MINGHAO’S TURN TO SPEAK IN THE ENDING MENT AND HE SPOKE IN CHINESE HIS NATIVE TONGUE AND THE CROWD WENT NUTS AND I COULD UNDERSTAND A BIT AND I YELLED MINGHAO WO AI NI AND BOI LOOKED AT ME AND SMILED AND MY PHONE ALMOST DROPPED RIGHT THERE AND THEN IF I WASNT GRIPPING ON TO IT SO TIGHTLY


16. SEVENTEEN’S MESSAGE TO CARATS HAD ME CRYING HARDER THAN I’VE EVER CRIED


17. SEVENTEEN GAVE MALAYSIAN CARATS A GIFT WHICH WAS THEM WITH THEIR BACKS TOWARDS US AND THEN THEY TURNED AROUND AND DID HEARTS WHILE YELLING “ AKU CINTA KAMU ” WHICH IS I LOVE YOU IN MALAY AND WE SCREAMED SO FUCKIBG LOUDLY IT WAS AMAZING


18. JOSHUA PROMISING TO RETURN TO MALAYSIA SOON JOSHUA I EXPECT YOU TO KEEP THAT PROMISE 😉


19. I CANT EXPRESS HOW PROUD I AM OF MALAYSIAN CARATS. HAFAL FANCHANTS. DIDN’T BOMBARD THEM AT THE AIRPORT AND KEPT AT A RESPECTFUL DISTANCE. DIDNT THROW OBJECTS AT THEM well except for this one girl who threw a wristband on stage and mingyu was shocked for like a second then he smiled at her but THANK GOD SHE DIDNT HIT HIM. I HONESTLY LOVE MALAYSIAN CARATS SO MUCH 💞💞


NOW ON TO THE PERFORMANCES


1. PRETTY U CARNIVAL VERSION IS SUCH A BLESSING LIKE WTH THAT SHIT WAS ADORABLE


2. THE VOCAL UNIT PERFORMANCES WERE SO EMOTIONAL AND DEEP I ACTUALLY TEARED UP WHEN THEY SANG WE GONNA MAKE IT SHINE AND HABIT


3. PERFORMANCE UNIT WAS ON ANOTHER LEVEL MAN LIKE SWIMMING FOOL IS MY SHIT AND THAT OMG REMIX AND HIGHLIGHT REMIX WAS LIT AS HELL someone said that performance unit weren’t singing they were lip syncing BOI HOW BOUT NO I’D LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY DANCE ENERGETICALLY AND SING AT THE SAME TIME


4. HIP HOP UNIT’S IF I REALLY FUCKED ME OVER ESPECIALLY MINGYU’S HIP THRUST BUT THE SHITTY THING ABOUT THE STADIUM WAS THAT THE SPOTLIGHT AND SPEAKERS IN THE WAY AND I COULDNT FULLY SEE THEIR HIP THRUSTS IM EMO


5. DWC WAS THE LOUDEST FANCHANT LEGIT EVERYONE SCREAMED AND I COULDNT BE ANY MORE PROUD TO BE A CARAT


6. SEEING MY I LIVE RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR OWN 2 EYE SEEING BALLS IS LIFE CHANGING OKAY


Overall , I had a great time at the concert. It’s been 4 days since DE IN KL and my PCD is still terrible. I’m glad that seventeen was my first concert. It is without a doubt the greatest experience of my life so far :) I hope y'all who went for DE or is going for their future ones get to experience the joy I had. Love y'all 💞💞 - Lynna :)


UPDATE : OK YALL APPARENTLY HOSHI ALMOST CRIED BECAUSE HE WAS SO OVERWHELMED BY OUR LOVE FOR THEM AND LIKE THE MEMBERS SAID THAT WHEN THEY WERE BACKSTAGE , THEY COULD HEAR US SINGING AND ISTG I DONT THINK YALL UNDERSTAND THE LOVE I HAVE FOR THESE BOYS IM SOBBING RN

anonymous asked:

Hi, I don't know if you're accepting any more prompts rn or what but I'm feeling super super super low and I hate my exams, I hate studying and I used to love it and I feel like I'm stuck and there's no way out and idk, I don't see myself getting out of my family's grasp and going anywhere and I was going through my tags and your works make me so happy, so if you could, drarry/linny but which boosts morale? And maybe makes me want to study I'd give anything for that. Thanks for reading my rant♥♥

I am always taking prompts (I can’t always get to them for awhile but I do my best).  I’m so sorry you’re struggling and I know sometimes when you’re in a tight space it can feel as if it will stay that way forever but I hope you’re feeling a little better now and I want you to know that one small thing can always change our lives in unexpected ways. Have hope and stay strong.  And I hope this can cheer you up even in the smallest of ways.


Harry fiddles with the book in his lap, unable to focus on studying with the sounds of exasperation and stress coming out of Malfoy’s mouth as he studies.  It has been on the tip of Harry’s tongue to ask if he is alright, or needs a break, for the last two hours but every time he thinks he’s made up to his mind and starts to make even the smallest noise Draco just looks up from his book and shoots Harry a death glare.

He knows Draco is nervous for the exams beginning tomorrow, knows he wants to do well.  And yet he can’t for the life of him fathom how Draco, because it was definitely Draco now, has changed so much in the last twenty four hours.  The softness, the openness, the biting humor and hints of kindness are gone.  Draco has been snapping at him all week but in the last day he’d become so tense Harry can’t even look at him without incurring his wrath.

“Draco-”

“No.”

“You don’t even know what I was going to say!”

“I don’t care, I don’t have time for this.  Just zip it I will hex you into next week.”  Harry snorts in disbelief earning himself a look that would send anyone else running from the room.

Making up his mind, Harry slams his book shut and patters across the room to sit on the edge of Draco’s bed, the mattress dipping beneath his weight.  “I’m not scared of you.”

“Wonderful.  A lifetime of work thrown away all because of a few measly kisses.”

“Oh I don’t know if I would call them that, you weren’t that bad of a kisser.”

And that’s it, he’s done it, broken Draco’s trance as Draco looks up at him a look of annoyance on his face, but there’s something else there too even if Harry isn’t entirely sure what.  “I am a fucking superb kisser, Potter, and don’t you forget it.”

Harry drops his hand, unable to hide his own shock as he stares at the other boy.  “When would I get a chance to forget?”

Draco looks decidedly uncomfortable as he coughs, picking his book back up off the bed and refusing to look at Harry again.  “After…just after exams.  When we leave.”

“What are you talking about?”

Draco slams his book shut with much more force than necessary, the sound echoing loudly in the small room like the aftershocks of a curse.  “I. Heard. You.  Last week.  Telling Weasley about the job offers.  My god Potter half of England’s Quidditch teams want you to play for them and an open invitation to the Aurors….you’ve got your pick of the future you want.  Which by the way I’m clearly not a part of since you didn’t mention any of them to me.”

Harry swallows down his guilt at hiding the offers, not wanting to admit that talking about the future was exactly what Harry didn’t want to do but for entirely different reasons.  He doesn’t want to confess that the idea of leaving Hogwarts terrifies him, that he has no idea what he wants to do, that he doesn’t feel ready to be an adult.  After a lifetime of feeling responsible for the world Harry wants nothing more than to fuck away from all responsibility, not forever, but for a little while longer.

“That’s what I thought,” Draco mumbles, misinterpreting Harry’s silence.  His icy tone cuts through Harry’s thoughts like a knife.

“I didn’t tell you because I’m not taking them.”

“What do you mean you’re not taking them?  Which one?” 

Draco sounds as scandalized as Harry had expected.  He shrugs, as if turning down multiple career opportunities is nothing.  “None of them.”

“What the bloody fuck is wrong with you, Potter?”

Harry steels himself, summoning his courage and knowing this conversation will reveal far more than he was prepared, but knowing with a sort of certainty that he feels about nothing else that it is the right thing to do.

“Because…because I’m tired of it.  All of it.  I love flying, god I love flying, but I don’t want to be watched anymore.  I couldn’t stand all those people watching and cheering and hoping for a victory with my name on their lips.  And the Aurors can all go fuck themselves if they think I want to spend the rest of my life chasing down Dark Wizards.”  He pasues, unable to look at Draco’s face but taking courage in the cold hand that reaches out to hold his own.  “Fuck, Draco, I know you’re mad because you didn’t get any job offers and you should have because you’re brilliant and determined and you’ve worked hard to prove yourself and I’m sorry everyone else doesn’t see that yet, but one day they will…..but for now….I think just this once maybe the Wizarding World can just go fuck themselves.”

At this Draco laughs, it starts out small as if Draco doesn’t even mean to but when Harry looks up at him, Draco’s lips are curled into his mouth as he bites on them trying to contain his laughter.  It makes Harry feel strong in a way he isn’t used too.  He squeezes Draco’s hand and continues.

“I was gonna wait…until after exams but I was thinking about, well about fucking off.  I don’t even know where to.  Gods we can go anywhere..America, France, I don’t care you can pick just please come with me.”

“Yes.”

Harry looks up, his mouth falling open in shock because he’d expected to have a lot more convincing to do.  But Draco is just smiling at him, and it makes something in Harry break because he wants to hold on to that memory forever.

“Really?  Yes?”

Draco rolls his eyes, but there is a fondness in them.  “Did you really think I’d say no to trotting around the globe with my ridiculously fit boyfriend living the life of leisure and having sex whenever I please?”

“Oh, well when you put it that way,” Harry whispers, moving to his knees and crawling across the bed until he’s straddling Draco’s lap, knocking his book to the floor in the process.  If Draco notices he doesn’t say anything.

“So this boyfriend of yours?  Do you think….do you think you love him?” Harry whispers, his fingers brushing across Draco’s cheek.

“The word is so quiet Harry almost misses it.  “Yes.”

This time its Harry who laughs, feeling a sort of delirious happiness bubbling up inside of him that makes him dizzy.   “S’good…because he loves you too.”

To the Man Who Saved My Life

Originally posted by bubblemish


You didn’t knock storming into my life, ready to throw it upside down. You didn’t know what you were going to do to me, had no idea I existed. You still don’t but that never mattered. I was low, lower than I ever thought I would be, so low I didn’t see the light, it felt as if I was already buried.

But you entered the stage. You shined so bright it was blinding at first, overwhelming to me, who’d never seen someone like that. I would later find out you were the only one. A soul so heavy I can’t imagine the strength you have to have to keep carrying it, yet you do it with so much love and passion, God is inspired.

You turned so many of my negative thoughts around, made me rethink a lot about how I saw things. When I was tired of crying and exhausted from panic, you were there holding me. With words, with nothing, with a smile, a joke, a poem. Whenever I needed someone, whenever I needed you, you were there. Yet you had no idea.

You didn’t take any credit for your help, you never had to be there. But you were regardless. You didn’t need anything but us to feel better, and no person could ever be better than that. You saw the worst in life, in people, and you decided to become the opposite.

I want you to know, you have saved me and many others, changed the way we thought and felt. I want you to know you kept us from breaking and became our hopes and dreams and reasons. I want you to know what you mean to me, to us, dear dear Misha. I’m crying as I write this, needing you to get all the love, as much as you gave it to us. You deserve this every single day. I want you to know that without you, the world would not be so bright. I want you to know I give you my love, blessings and thanks. It’s not enough to show how important you are to us and everyone, but it’s all I have.

Never stop loving yourself, never stop being you. You mean to much to me. To everything. I love you.

Happy Birthday, Misha.

moonlightquit  asked:

LOOK AT THE PHOTO MORE CLOSELY...They are naked?! Um Hiro, are you saying this whole time Gajeel and Levy have been doing naughty things?? Also RBOZ is doing a mini comic/comic for the picture!!!!

dude you have no idea how long I’ve been staring at that piece of perfection, they are naked as fuck, they have no clothes, Gajeel is really up in her personal space like really up in her personal space and Levy looks like she is about to have the time of her life with her man’s dick in her.

look at how happy they are being in each other’s presence with nothing but skin and air between them.

I put this on twitter but for fun’s sake lemme put it here too

Beautiful bitch’s titty is out

I do not doubt for a second that they’ve been having intimate fucking for a while now. Taking away the fact that they consensually spent a year together, a year that we don’t know exactly what happened other than the fact that they were in the council and their feelings for each other obviously grew, Mashima’s a troll and has left clues to dot together:

the first clue was this fucking blanket scandal controversy I wasn’t in the fandom when this chapter came out but i did my research and went through fairy tail confess for help as well so i know what shit went down with Gajeel being shirtless and Levy in her tank top pajama, they were the only ones in bed

lemme just bring up the fact that if Levy was asleep and barely waking up in fairy hills, you know the only known residence of hers, then when Irene’s shit wore off, and people assumingely ended up at the place they were when the war began, wouldn’t she have been near Erza and Wendy? She wasn’t she was right next to Gajeel and Lily.

second, this dirty ass innuendo, where we see Gajeel’s sparkling eyes for Levy for the first time 

that position with his arm looks familiar If he meant that with no kind of double entendre we would’ve known from Levy’s expression and Im sure she would’ve been pissed and pulled her “Gajeel’s being a stupid fuck” face  aka my favorite levy face but 

she’s cool with it, like “okay he’s going to throw me in jail alright it’s cool, this is normal, code for he’s going to fuck me”

third, the one spoken at the most heartbreaking moment 

specifically: 

gonna say this with a little bit of sex ed. Ok so Gajeel wants kids with Levy, kids, two children, twins, offspring, the common product of unprotected sex. In order for Gajeel to want a family with Levy he has to want to fuck her. Let me repeat, he needs to have sex with Levy in order to get the kids he wants. More vulgarly, Gajeel needs to put his dick inside of Levy’s pussy in order for Levy to get pregnant, something that Gajeel wants. Again, Gajeel needs to stick his penis inside of Levy’s vagina, make friction and have that penis ejaculate sperm which will then swim up Levy’s uterus and fight to be the first one inside of Levy’s egg which has to be attached to Levy’s fallopian tube, waiting to be fertilized  i got a B in human biology i forgot if this is how it happens but google is free so feel free to correct me, Im just going by memory rn. idk if the twins are supposed to be identical or fraternal but either way for fraternal, two eggs have to be fertilized by two sperm and for identical, one sperm penetrates one egg which will then split as the pregnancy progresses.Ok and this is based on my own view point, people can have a different viewpoint on this but for me I would have to be in an intimate relationship with someone before i think about having kids with them, idk if either Gajeel or Levy are the same way but that’s just me.

this is the one that convinced me that they’ve had sex before and that Levy likes being on top

their reunion was eye opening to me, it surprised me just how comfortable they were in this position as if they’ve done a million times before, there was no embarrassed blushes and constant apologizing for invading personal space, Levy wanted to be in Gajeel’s personal space and vice versa,

their reaction and actions after this just proved how normal this was to them

as if they weren’t just in a position where Levy looked like she was riding him, they’re not mortified, they’re not embarrassed that there was people around who saw their reunion and intimate position. 

i got no idea where the hot springs pictures go here to be honest, i don’t think they were necessary and i get it wasn’t Gajeel’s fault stupid ichiya but it was still uncomfortable for both of them I bet, they weren’t able to enjoy it because they didn’t want to be in that position at that time, it was not consensual on both parts, again i saw stupid ichiya but yeah other than that i dont know

I hope hope that Mashima gives us more in regards to them and their relationship status and how long they’ve been together but we just have to wait and see.

oh dude and you don’t even know how hyped i am about Rusky doing some art for this and I am looking forward to any fanfic or art based on that very picture because it is perfection and should be in the Louvre, Mona Lisa who??

added bonuses just to show that Levy loves Gajeel’s titties Gajeel knows this too as alluded in the “a future” panel where Levy has her hand on his upper titty:

^^this one just made me realize that they’ve lain together like that.

and Im sorry this post got so long I got carried away with this but I have a lot of feels about these two people being naked together

Maid - Joker x Reader imagine part 2 :)

a/n: ok im super nervous about this one. i was requested to do a daddy smut w joker so ill try :) and let me tell you what this joker is like, he’s passionate here about.. making love sooo yeah AND he’s not 100000% maniacal, just a little bit of a maniac. here it goes 

a/n: update - im eating a banana rn :D

characters: Jared Leto!Joker, Reader

warnings: smut, swearing, daddy kink


Ever since the encounter with Mr. J two weeks ago, he was the only thing on my mind. How unfair, I get him as my only thought subject while he gets to have other things on his mind. Like… His business, Batman, police, his henchmen and other problems. I bet he doesn’t think about me at all. But God do I hope he does. What am I to him? A maid? A fuck toy? No thanks. He said he had a liking in me, does that mean I mean something more to him than just sex? I hope. 

Well, I can’t hope for that. We can’t have feelings for each other, that would be wrong - he’s my boss. If he uses me just for sex - that would partly be acceptable. No, no that wouldn’t be. Jesus, what’s gotten into me lately? Have I caught feelings for him? Him? 

If we could keep it as just sex, it would save heartbreak for everyone. I wouldn’t be complaining. I’m not complaining, the sex was just… wow. The best I’ve had. And, it was the only time for me and him. Did he not like me in bed? What if I was bad at it? Oh my God, I hope not.

Every day I was longing for his touch, but the only thing I received was looks and orders. This was really frustrating me. He was so complicated, I couldn’t figure him out in any way. I guess that was his goal. To be mysterious and unpredictable, closed to everyone around. Mr. J was giving me a hard time.

I was cleaning the boss’s own bedroom - which didn’t need much cleaning, but I cleaned it anyway cause there was nothing else to do - when I heard an echo of a door being shut. He must have come back from business. I heard shouts that seemed like happy ones echoing through the house, but just kept cleaning. Guess Mr. J had successful business today. 

I spotted a gun on the floor and bent to pick it up.It was quite heavy.  I hoped my uniform didn’t go up too high because if someone walked in, there would be quite a funny situation. I reached the gun and picked it up, straightening my posture so it would be more comfortable for me to look at it. It was-

“I would prefer the other position, doll.” I heard him speak from far behind me. My body froze, not knowing what to do. I had just picked up his gun. Oh my God, I’m so dead. Had he been watching me? I was so scared I couldn’t even think of what to say, I couldn’t move an inch. Okay, whatever happens, happens.

My breathing was heavy and quiet as I heard him walk up to me from behind and put his firm hands on my hips. What was happening?

“Be a good girl for Daddy and put that thing down, baby girl.” Mr. J spoke lowly and dominantly in my ear, his breath tingling my skin. I swear, my heart almost jumped out of its cage. I was scared, but also turned on a bit. Wait, did he ask me to put it back? But that would mean bending over again. I could just put it on the night stand. Yeah, let’s go with that option. I slowly, with my body shaking, bent forward and put the small weapon on the night stand, with his grip on me tight. 

“Oh baby,” he almost moaned in my ear. “Obedient today, are we?” He said as I bent back up. He pulled me even closer to his front and I could feel his boner through the fabrics of our clothing (a/n: gOD HELP ME I HAVENT WRITTEN SMUT IN LIKE A YEAR SHBSH I FEEL LIKE IM SINNING). I sucked in a sharp breath at the realisation that he was turned on by me. Wait, was it me? Oh my God what’s happening. “Not talking, either?” He asked and laughed lowly. He was turning me on, christ.

Suddenly Mr. J turned me around to face him and pull our bodies even closer, if that was possible at this point. I finally saw him for the first time today and we were finally as close to each other as last time. He looked pretty good, his shirt was unbuttoned at the top, showing a bit of his pale chest and tattoos and he had a slight smirk on his face. My mouth unvoluntarily fell agape at the sight before me.

“Do you like what you see, doll?” He said and raised my chin up to him with his hand. His eyes were focused on my face, as if searching my features. “C'mon, talk to me. You haven’t said a word.”

“Y-yes, sir, I-”

“It’s Daddy to you now.” He butted in.

“Yes, D-daddy,” I hesitated a bit. I know I was quite young to be working here - I finished high school a year ago, and he was a few years older than me, but his ‘daddy’ fetish was a little weird. “I j-just-”

“You look like something’s bothering you, can you tell Daddy what’s wrong?”

Can I? I mean, it has to do with him. Nah, I won’t let my self-consciousness ruin this perfect moment.

“It’s n-nothing, nothing’s bothering me, Daddy.”

“Really? Are you not lying to me, baby girl?”

“No, Daddy.”

“I love how it sounds when you say it.” Joker growls at me, making me shiver. His left hand makes its way up my back and soon he’s holding the back of my neck tightly, making me gasp. 

He pulls my face closer to his and connects our lips. Oh, so that’s what’s happening. I hesitate at first, but then put my hands around his neck and kiss him back. The way he kissed me was… with power, force and lust. I loved the combination. 

I moaned when he bit down on my lower lip with his metal teeth, there was more pleasure than pain. He grunted with a smirk and untied the bow that was holding my uniform together and threw it somewhere on the floor. I kicked off my heels before he pulled down my tights, all while our lips moved in sync.

Joker pulled away abruptly, making me whine at the loss of contact. He then tightened his grip on my neck and I got it as my que to be quiet.

“Now, baby girl,” he said, moving his hands to my back, “I’m gonna lay you down.” He said and did as promised, slowly, almost teasingly, laying my back first down on his bed. The covers felt like silk against my bare thighs, they were so soft. Joker leans back up and removes his… armory. He looked great from this point of view. He looked good from every angle, actually.

“You know,” he starts speaking matter-of-factly, ”you’re lucky I’m in a good mood today. Business went really well, so I’ve got nothing to be angry about. And to come home to such a great view of baby girl cleaning up… makes my day even better.” He finished, opening the lower buttons of his shirt.

“Aren’t you lucky to have me here, all just for you, Daddy?” I asked in a sweet voice, trying to ignore the hundred questions in my mind.

“Of course I am, my dear doll.” He said before getting on the bed and situating himself above me. “But now… it’s time to play a little bit.” He said, stroking my cheek with the back of his hand. “What do you say?”

“Sure, Daddy.” I said barely above a whisper. Joker showed me his wicked smile and leaned down to kiss me again. I loved how rough, but soft his lips were, I loved the feeling of them. Mr. J’s hips pressed down on mine and his hands moved up to push my dress off of me. Once it was over my head, he threw it somewhere behind us. Now he was fully clothed with his purple shirt hanging on his torso and I was in only my black matching underwear.

Joker then sat up straight and his eyes raked over my body, mine watching him intently.

“We’ve got something beautiful here.” He stated loudly with a lustful smile. “Aren’t you beautiful, my dear?” He asked rethorically and I couldn’t help but to giggle and bite my lip. I watched as his face lowered down to my neck and he started slowly leaving rough kisses on my skin. I moaned as he traced his lips down my body, the valley of my breasts and he stopped at the middle of my tummy. 

“Look at me, doll.” He said quite sternly. I opened my eyes and looked down at him staring at me, his chin resting on my stomach. “Tell me what you want.” He said. He then turned his head so his cheek was on my stomach and his hands were resting under my body. “What do you want… What do you want… What do you want… Tell me, tell me, tell me…” he said, playing with the skin of my back.

“What re the options, Daddy?” I asked, in a half-moan. This all was turning me on so badly I just wanted him to take me right there, right now.

“Well… we could always just go with the boring option… or we could play games… or I could use my fingers, lips or any toy to make you, doll, pleased.” He said with joy filled eyes. “Today’s your day, baby girl. Daddy’s already happy, and he’ll be even more happy if his doll is.” He finished and I smiled at him. “So make your choice, darling.”

“Oh, Daddy, I would love to have your fingers work wonders on me…” I moaned out. 

“Beg for it, baby girl.”

“Oh, please, please, please, Daddy, I want your fingers so bad.” I whined, shutting my eyes closed. “Daddy, please.”

“You sound desperate, doll, so…” He rose up in a sitting position, straddling the sides of my hips. “I will give you what you want.” Mr. J said, tracing his fingers all over my face, moving them just the way to arouse me. I bet my panties were so wet it was visible. Jesus Christ, the things this man made me feel… 

His fingers moved down to my neck, then to my bra covered chest, kneading and touching it perfectly. Where has he been? He knows how to please a woman so well. He ripped my bra in half and threw it away. Multiple moans left my mouth, getting louder each time.

“Yes, baby, be loud, I love to hear you.” Joker encouraged me, moving his fingers further down my body and stopping just above my underwear. “Where do you want my fingers, doll?” He teased, tracing the line of my underwear with his fingers. “Do you want them…” he said, suddenly cupping my heat and making my back arch up from his bed. “There? Would that be okay with you?” Joker leaned in close to my face, his other hand supporting my back, so we were both sitting up. I put my arms around his neck. “Speak.” He growled.

“Y-yes, Daddy,” I managed to choke out. “Right there.” I said just before Joker pressed on my underwear, beginning to trace circles after. “Daddy, that feels s-so good….” I moaned out, dipping my fingers into his skin. He teased my center before moving my underwear to the side and continuing his work without a fabric bothering. “Daddy, please….”

“What? What is it?” Joker asked. “You don’t like it if I tease you, huh? You don’t like that?” He asked with a fake pout on his lips. 

“M-more, please, Daddy…” I begged. I bet there was a satisfied smirk on his face, but I didn’t see. His finger entering me had my eyes closed shut and mouth wide open, high pitched moans leaving it. “Oh, yes…” I sighed in pleasure, only to be interrupted when he added another finger, nearly reaching my G-spot. I almost screamed when he did that, it was more of like a scream and a moan mixed together. Mr. J began to circle them both around in me, bringing me closer to my release any second.

“Are you going to cum on my fingers like the naughty girl you are?” He huskily spoke in my ear, making me near my orgasm even faster. “Go on, do it. Come all over Daddy’s fingers, baby.” He spoke and that was all it took. My body shook, if I hadn’t been holding onto his neck, I’d probably hit the bed hard. With many moans and Mr. J holding me, I finally came to my release.

“Baby, that was wonderful.” He spoke with an audible smirk. I opened my eyes and looked at him, he raised his fingers in my view and licked them clean, humming. “You taste so sweet. I wish I could taste more of you, but not tonight…” Joker said and then leaned forward and kissed me… passionately? It must be a hallucination from the mind-blowing orgasm I just had. With as much energy as I had left, I kissed him back, being laid back down on the mattress under Joker’s body. “Now, baby girl, I hope you can take one more.” 

“Of course I can, Daddy.” I replied with a smile. “I can do anything for you.”

Anything?”

“Yes.”

“Perfect.” He says and connects our lips again. Joker’s hands then reached down to his pants to unzip them. Soon enough the only thing he was wearing was the shirt, which barely covered anything except his arms. He pulled my panties down my legs and leant back over me. My hands slithered on his chest, reaching under the shirt and tugging it off. Mr. J quickly took it off himself, showing me the whole glory, aka his body. God, he was truly something. I ran my hands over both of his biceps, admiring how strong they were, he was. All his tattoos looked so good on his white skin, it was a total contrast

“Doll, you’ll have another time to analyze my body, but it’s not now.” Joker spoke, aligning himself with my entrance. “I believe we have something better to do now, don’t we?” He said before pushing all the way in, making me yelp out loudly. I had forgot how roughly gentle he was during sex, god… I loved it. I loved everything about him. 

“Please, faster..” I moaned out. Soon enough I got what I wanted, Joker and me both moaning in sync. He kissed down my neck while pounding into me like there was no tomorrow, totally leaving a hickey here and there.

“Are you close, baby?” He whispered lowly.

“I am now…” I said.

“Are you going to cum for the second time tonight, doll?” He teased, knowing just how to speak to get me cum sooner. “Aren’t you a naughty little slut for Daddy?”

“Y-yes, Daddy, I am…” It was so hard to speak while he was so deep in me, he was already touching my G-spot again. “Can you p-please go.. Ah! Deeper…” I asked, knowing it’d hurt a bit, but it would be worth it. Joker pushed harder, deeper into me, stretching me out a bit more than before. A string of moans came past my lips when he went probably balls deep in me, and it felt so amazing. “I’m s-so, so close, Daddy…” I moaned out, pulling him closer to me and scratching my nails against the skin of his back.

“Cum, baby, cum for me…” He said shakily, shooting his load in me just as I came undone. My legs were shaking and we were both sweating and breathing heavily. He pulled his member out of me and collapsed on the bed next to me. Now one thing I knew about him was that he couldn’t let anyone see him defeated or just… done in general. But he looked quite exhausted now, beaten down. 

J looked at me and turned my face in his direction by grabbing my chin. My eyelids were dropping close already, I could barely see him in front of me. 

“Rest, my doll.” He said. “You did amazing.” Him kissing my lips was the last thing I felt before totally blacking out.


a/n:  i fINISHED IT OMG YES AHAHHAHAH I AM SO WRITING THE NEXT MORNING TOMORROW MUHAHAHAHH THANKS FOR READING I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH REBLOG AND LIKE IF YOU NEED HOLY WATER I HOPE ITS NOT AS BAD AS I THINK IT IS

anonymous asked:

Not sure if this is okay to ask but do you have any trans boy Shiro hcs?

anon that is MORE than okay to ask ~

here are some hcs:

-he realized it pretty young, but then like….forget. one day he was just like “wow im a boy”, shrugged, and then continued on with his day

-he then realized for a second time that he was a boy when he was about 11. he was just chilling with all his bros and one was like “hey how come you hang out with us even though you’re a girl” and shiro just stared at them for a few minutes and then said flatly “what”

-he then came out to his friends and they were like “oh sick, bro, i always knew you were a bro, bro”

-he tried binding with sports bras as his chest area became *ahem* larger, but It Seriously Did Not Work

-shiro became his nickname because he wanted his friends to call him by a more “masculine” name but didn’t want to explain to his parents or teachers why he suddenly was being referred to as a guy. ergo, he went by his last name and was able to stay in the closet a bit longer under the guise of being a tomboy.

-he didn’t need to be in the closest for so long though — his parents and practically everyone else was supportive

-he chose the name takashi because he wanted to connect more with his heritage, and also because it was his grandfather’s name

-everyone still called him shiro though

-he met keith when he was about 16 and instantly adopted him. keith was so happy to have an “older brother” and shiro got SO incredibly happy whenever keith referred to him as that

-keith saved up a bunch of money and tried to buy shiro a binder for his 17th birthday but apparently 12$ wasn’t enough

-shiro’s parents thought that was adorable however and they bought shiro a binder but let keith give it to him as a present

-one time shiro walked outside with only his binder on and his crotchy next door neighbor started screaming at him that “it was indecent of a young lady to walk around shirtless” or whatever. keith then came outside, ripped off his own shirt, and then looked the neighbor in he eye and said “it’s a no shirts party for manly men only, and you’re not fucking invited”

-(keith got whacked on the back of his head for cursing, but shiro never loved his little bro more than in that moment)

-shiro started T and also started working out like wild when he was about 18. it was his goal in life to be a hot dude with a toned body and he /ACHIEVED/ it

-shiro also got top surgery before getting into the garrison — he kinda had to, considering some of the exercises and classes would’ve been dangerous if he had been wearing a binder (i.e. extreme astronaut gym class, zero-G simulators)

-he had been passing well for over two years before he went on the kerebros mission, and he almost went stealth when going on it but told matt and sam because he trusted them and felt it was important for them to know

-matt and sam didn’t care in the sense that they liked shiro regardless of what gender he was, and they told him so the night before the launched off. there were many hugs and tears and declarations of friendship

whelp, i hope that was good! this was fun to do, thanks anon! :D

anonymous asked:

i'm so curious to see how you perceive call it what you want from a singer-songwriter perspective! like everybody can talk about it from a fan perspective but you actually have more insight because you've written original songs before and they're so lovely. i would love an indepth reaction xx

OK FIRST OF ALL THIS IS NICE?? THANK YOU this message made me really happy. ok time to dive in 

so my first initial thought was “oh my god the beat????” like from peoples posts and from the other 3 songs i thought it would be more fast paced like those BUT ITS NOT AND I LOVE IT. i saw that taylor liked a post where someone said it sounds like she’s underwater and I AGREE. like it flows so nicely and the track/melody fits so well with the message and the lyrics AAAAND the track isn’t like too much or too in your face yknow?? it makes me feel like im cruising top down in a convertible with the love of my life and the sun is shining and everything has fallen into place. CANT RELATE BUT ONE DAY IM HOPING TOO JDHKJSDH

okay the LYRICS. LET’S TALK ABOUT THE LYRICS LADIES….. WOW. with gorgeous i memorized it really fast because it felt like the lyrics rolled off the tongue those lyrics are like phrases you would say in a conversation, but you’re also like “oh wow id never think to put that in a song!” BUT WITH THIS SONG … FUCK!!!!! 

“My castle crumbled over night / I brought a knife to a gun fight / they took the crown, but it’s alright” My favorite thing about lyrics is that there’s so many word combinations and Taylor is SO GOOD at stringing along beautiful sentences. Like she easily could have been like “PEOPLE ARE MEAN” but instead she word vomited that lyric? that’s my mom out there!!!!! Also the fucking line I’m doing better than I ever was” really gets me because I know a lot of us were scared she was having a rough time, and not because she can’t handle it, but because we worry and people are cruel. SHES OUT HERE THRIVING 

HOHOHOHO THE CHORUS … IT MAKES ME WANT TO BE IN LOVE. LIKE THE WHOLE SONG DOES BUT LIKE THE CHORUS SPECIFICALLY IS SO LIGHT AND HOPEFUL!!!! I’m really good at being single and bitter but NOW I WANNA BE IN LOVE SOMEONE GET ME A BOYFRIEND

“All my flowers grew back as thorns” at first this line made me sad but then I realized being/having thorns isn’t really a bad thing? Roses have thorns and they’re still beautiful. Taylor is still herself but she’s stronger and she knows that. I just want to take a moment of silence for the line “He built a fire just to keep me warm” my heart is melting rn. “Bridges burn, I never learn, at least I did one thing right.” FUCK ME THE FUCK UP SHES BEEN BURNED BY LOVE MULTIPLE TIMES BUT SHE KNOWS HE’S THE ONE AND SHE COULDN’T CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING ELSE BECAUSE THIS IS WHAT SHE HAS SPENT HER WHOLE FIGHTING FOR ~~~you understand now why they lost their minds and fought the wars~~~

I could go on but I need to calm down because no one’s gonna want to read all this JFHSDJFH but I really do love this song all around SO MUCH!! I think it really shows that you can make a ‘pop’ song but with bomb as hell lyrics and an emotional meaning :’) I truly hope one day my writing abilities are half this amazing

not to be that super emo stan but,,,, the monbebe fandom is probably the best fandom ive ever joined. the love is not just one sided and i think that it’s incredible. like yeah all artists love their fan bases but do they love them so much that they talk to them every chance they get? do they tell their fandom nearly every day that they hope they have a good day/night? do they tell their fandom that they love them almost every day? monsta x truly love us more than anything and sometimes i wonder if i even deserve their love. ive never seen an artist so passionate about their fan base. they trust us so much that wonho lays on the ground at the concerts and he lets us touch him. he trusts us not to hurt him and we don’t break his trust. monsta x are constantly praising us and giving us quality content such as songs and music videos, behind the scene things, and even vlives. they give us a vlive nearly every single day. they do all they can to talk to us and be one with us and i have never been more proud to love anyone in my life. i have never been more proud to be in a fandom. monbebes aren’t just a fandom. we are a family and a damn strong one at that. no matter what hate the antis throw at our mans, we’re there to protect them in a heartbeat. we stick together through thick and thin and don’t let the petty haters hurt us. we’re strong. i can proudly go out and say that i am a monbebe and i can say that it is easily the best decision i have ever made in my life. happy birthday, fam. i love you all. ❤️💖💕💕💞

z-0013  asked:

HELLO! Are requests still open?!? If so could u please do some headcannons for Jumin, Zen, and V where their s/o stays up late every night doing work and they can't seem to catch a break? (lots of fluff and cute things? *hint* ) I'm completely jammed with homework rn cuz one of my teachers just gave us our books for a class that starts next semester but expects us to have a bunch of work completed by the first day of the class?! sorry for ranting! I hope u r doing great and have a beautiful day!

yes!!! i love this request so much and im very happy to finally write it!!! thank you for this

i hope u dont mind, but in these hc’s they live with their s/o!!! 

Zen

  • his keeps reminding MC that its bad for their skin to stay up so late, and staying up always leads to late night snacking
  • he’ll usually stay up late with them anyway
  • “Zen, i can tell you’re tired, and the condition of your skin is more important than mine anyway”
  • Zen would be sitting at MC’s desk with them, head resting on the table
  • “i dont care about my skin! what if i go to bed and you get lonely?”
  • “i wont get lonely”
  • he would sit up and wrap his arms around MC, then talk with a little whine in his voice
  • “yes you wooouuulllddd”
  • “Zen- I”
  • “stop trying to convince me to go to bed, because i’m not going to sleep until you are!”
  • 20 minutes later, Zen is asleep with his head on the desk
  • “Zenny? wake up. i really think you should go to bed”
  • Zen sleepily shifts himself, placing his head right in front of MC to interrupt their work
  • “fiiine, but you have to come with me”
  • his voice is like a sleepy whine and its so cute
  • the next day when its time for MC to get started on work he begs them not to

Jumin

  • he’s up late working a lot too
  • him and MC will work together in his study, sitting at the same desk and holding hands while they work
  • Jumin always begs MC to go to bed at a decent time, but they just respond with “i will when you will”
  • sometimes while they’re working Jumin will get up and leave the room without explanation
  • he returns a few minutes later, draping a soft blanket over MC’s shoulders
  • sometimes MC will fall asleep while they’re working and wake up in bed next to Jumin
  • because he carries them back to bed when they fall asleep!
  • he rarely goes to bed first because he’s a seasoned business man who is used to staying up late working
  • sometimes he gets distracted by MC and will just stare at them while they work
  • “Jumin? dont you have something you should be doing?”
  • “oh, hmm? sorry…i just think you look cute when you’re tired”

V

  • tells MC all the time that he’s amazed at how hard they work
  • “you really are incredible”
  • “im not incredible, im a procrastinator” 
  • “well I think youre amazing”
  • he stays up with MC, too
  • he usually makes warm tea for both of them
  • V knows MC shouldnt have caffeine at this time of night, but if they’re going to insist on working late they should at least have some tea~ 
  • V falls asleep on the couch while MC is working
  • he’ll wake up half an hour later, rubbing his eyes and yawning
  • “hey sweetheart, are you still working?”
  • “yup”
  • he stretches and walks over to MC, wrapping his arms around them to hug them from behind
  • “i think you work too hard~”
  • “its all thanks to your tea”
  • “wont it be time to quit soon?”
  • he keeps falling asleep on the couch, he wont go to bed without MC

THANKS FOR READING!!! I REALLY REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT

Better Than Medicine // Na Jaemin

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the prompt: Could I request something super fluffy and full of cuddles with NCT Dream Jaemin? Thank you!

words: 1097

category: fluff + kind of a best friend scenario?

author note: i have had this plot for jaemin in my head for months and now is the perfect time to bring it out. also i miss him so but he’s my lil honey bun and i hope he’s okay and healthy and living a unstressed life rn. ANYWAY hope this was up what you wanted! please enjoy!

- destinee

Originally posted by haechannie

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and shut me up

Lily Evans to Sirius Black: THE FUCK ARE YOU

Lily Evans: WE’RE ON IN TWO


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: is it necessary for you to be late to every gig

Remus Lupin: Lily is fully ready to kick you out

Sirius Black: oh pls

Sirius Black: im the fucking backbone of this band

Remus Lupin: you’re the appendix of this band

Remus Lupin: unnecessary and painful to deal with


Peter Pettigrew to James Potter: stop ogling ur gf in the middle of songs it makes us look unprofessional

James Potter: we r unprofessional peter is using a breadstick to drum in rehearsal

James Potter: also I don’t ogle


James Potter to Lily Evans: i know u have my fuckin amp

Lily Evans: why would I take your amp loser

Lily Evans: its fuckin huge where would i put it

James Potter: OH MY GDO SOMENOES STOLEN YM AMP


Peter Pettigrew to Lily Evans: lily hes making lost posters with photos from that gig last year in minnies bar

Lily Evans: i hope hes zooming in on the amp otherwise it’ll look like all five of us are missing

Peter Pettigrew: maybe u should give it back

Lily Evans: nah i think i can push a few more days


Sirius Black to I wish mariah carey was here: we need water for tonight

James Potter: why

Sirius Black: I want to empty a bottle over my head it looks punk rock on stage

James Potter: fuck same lets do that


James Potter to Lily Evans: i can’t write the fucking bridge

James Potter: come over

Lily Evans: its four in the morning

Lily Evans: i mean im calling a uber rn but its still four in the morning

James Potter: ur the best

Lily Evans: i am aware


Peter Pettigrew to fam: WE R ON THE FUCKIN ALTURNATIVE SPOTIFY CHARTS

Peter Pettigrew: NUMBER FORTY

Sirius Black renamed the group we r now bestselling artists

Remus Lupin: i mean, we’re not

Sirius Black renamed the group we r all bestselling artists except lupin


Lily Evans to Sirius Black: WOULD IT FYCKING KILL YOU TO BE ON TMIE

Sirius Black: there is no need to yell

Lily Evans: FUCKING DEATH AWAITS U SIRIUS

Sirius Black: good god


Remus Lupin to lily owes all of us 20 pounds: i think we should get a manager

Peter Pettigrew: why

Remus Lupin: because i don’t think booking gigs and writing the times on a napkin is really working

James Potter: r u saying u dont like the booking napkin

Remus Lupin: unbelievably, i am saying that


Lily Evans to James Potter: fcuk im os du rnk

James Potter: where are you???

James Potter: im coming to get u are u with sirius rn

Lily Evans: hjsdhfoiaughf

James Potter: tell me where u are or call me i have no minutes

James Potter: lil

Lily Evans: I lvoe oyu

Lily Evans: its olny you alwa ys


Lily Evans to dont wear jeans sirius: right is everyone ready

Peter Pettigrew: I hate award shows

Remus Lupin: you’ve literally never been to one

Peter Pettigrew: i know but it feels like smth i will hate

Sirius Black: i feel like the group name is aimed at me

Sirius Black: its hurtful

Lily Evans: i can’t believe i go anywhere with u lot


Remus Lupin to Sirius Black: we’re not putting a song on the album about bees

Sirius Black: but they need us

Sirius Black: theyre dying out

Sirius Black: remus

Sirius Black: hello


James Potter to lupin is a bee hater: i want the sound to be more like upbeat

James Potter: but also like we’re all depressed and hate ourselves


Lily Evans to Sirius Black: booked the flights

Sirius Black: did u pay for food

Lily Evans: obvs not we’re on a budget

Sirius Black: fine

Sirius Black: its ur fault when i get put in jail for hiding a steak in my pocket

Lily Evans: an entire fucking steak

Lily Evans: seriously

Sirius Black: i have needs


James Potter to Lily Evans: oh my god ur passport holder is lame

James Potter: i think it adds character

James Potter: i think it adds a layer of loneliness

Lily Evans: keep this up and u will be the one who ends up lonely

James Potter: ‘oh why did you guys break up’ 

James potter: ‘bc i made fun of her dog passport holder’ 

Lily Evans: they would all understand


Remus Lupin to tour tour tour: who is using my toothbrush

Peter Pettigrew: do u even need to ask

Remus Lupin: sirius black youre the worst person who has ever lived

Sirius Black: the bees told me to do it

Sirius Black: they might be nicer if u didnt hate them

Sirius Black: BEE NICER

Sirius Black: HAHAHAHAHAHAH

Remus Lupin has left the chat


Lily Evans to James Potter: ok so i just got home and someone stole all my mail bc I have none

Lily Evans: oh wait i asked my neighbours to collect it

James Potter: why are we together


Peter Pettigrew to FUCKING #7 DEBUT ALBUM: CAN U BELIEVE THIS

Sirius Black: GOD HAS TRULY DONE US A SOLID

Remus Lupin: and its not like we even deserved it


James Potter to Lily Evans: hey lil

James Potter: do u wanna move in with me

James Potter: is that the kind of thing u would want

James Potter: if u don’t its chill

James Potter: i mean its not but like i would be ok

James Potter: don’t wanna force u or anything but like if u want

Lily Evans: i do want

James Potter: wait rly

Lily Evans: well yeah i mean ur fuckin lame and dont eat rice crackers but u have good music taste so its ok

 Lily Evans: i love u as well so there is that


Sirius Black to James Potter: bein honest mate i thought she’d say no

James Potter: so did i

James Potter: literally cannot believe she loves me

Sirius Black: lily is to cool for u man she plays the guitar and can do the hair flip on stage without lookin like shit after

James Potter: hey I can hair flip

Sirius Black: yeah but u look like shit after

James Potter: wow

James Potter: dont hold back or anything

shine forever theory(?)

ok so this is what im thinking so far, honestly this is still pretty incomplete because i know nothing about literature so if you guys know anything please help me expand on this!! also, lmk what u think bc this is still speculation

This is what we’re sure of: Minhyuk was driving with Kihyun in the car when they got into a car crash. Kihyun was obviously extremely injured.

There’s so many theories after that but this is mine:

Kihyun dies in the crash, and he and the rest of MX are in distraught and in denial about it. I’m going to explain it more under this but to get to the point, they revive Kihyun with the cost of his eyesight.

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steve & his gf’s wisdom teeth removal - headcanons

this dope ass idea was requested by @greasers-with-glitter - thank u & i hope u like them!! anything for ma boy steve.

  • for the first 5 minutes after surgery, you’re so quiet, like you’re not even talking 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER”
    • “IS SHE OK”
    • “WHA T  HAPPEN D
  • and then u fucking lose it ???
    • u star screAMING AND YELLING AND LAUGHING AND DROOLING
    • AND STEVE GETS SO TENSE LIKE 
    • “WHAT DID U DO TO HER I SWEAR TO GOD ILL SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP UR ASS IF U DONT TEL-“
    • “steve, she’s on laughing gas. it might last for a while.”
    • and then u can see the tension leave his face while a lil mischevious smirk sets in and he’s just like
    • “oh.”
    • ;)
  • he totally just wants to mess around w u now
    • “WHAT. IS. MY. NAME.”
    • “stheebe”
    • and he’s being an ASS SO HE CAN HEAR U FUCK HIS NAME UP AGAIN
    • “wAIT WHAT DID U SAY I COULDNT HEAR”
  • HE FINDS IT SO FUNNY SOMEONE HELP HIM
    • but after a while it gets annoying lmao
    • like in the car on the ride back home, he’ll be driving and you’ll be like
    • “STHEEBE, STHEEBE, LOOK STHEEBE”
    • & you’ll have him glance ur way while he drIVES & stick the middle finger all up in his face
    • “Y/N IM TRYING TO DRIVE”
    • and you tRY AND TAKE HOLD OF THE WHEEL & STEVE WILL TRY AND PRY UR FINGERS OFF OF IT
    • “Y/N WHAT R U DOIN UR GOING TO KILL US”
  • u stick ur head out the window while he’s driving and he is conceRned
    • u open ur mouth while ur out the window (??) and one of the gauze things flY OUT
    • “STHEEBE! MY TONGU E”
    • “IT FELL OUT”
    • “GET UR HEAD BACK INSIDE THE CAR, Y/N, YOURE NOT IN THE RIGHT STATE OF MIND RN”
    • “NO, WE’RE STILL IN OKLAHOMA”
  • but when u get ur head back inside, u yawn cause now you’re tired for some reason ???
    • AND THE OTHER GAUZE FALLS OUT UR MOUTH
    • “AH”
    • “MY OTHER TONGUE STHEEBE HELP”
  • you’re sporadically falling asleep
    • like even in the middle of you talking
    • “WHEN YOU CANT SNEETHE”
    • “DOES THAT MEAN THE SNEETHE CRAWLED BACK UP YOUR NOTHE”
    • “OR THAT IT WAS TOO SCARED TO CRAWL OU-”
    • aaaand ur sleeping
  • steve brings u to the Curtis house bc he cant do this by himself
    • “IDK HOW SHES GONNA B LIKE THIS FOR MUCH LONGER I NEED HE LP”
    • ^^ *voice crack*
  • except the gang really isnt of much help cause they all wanna do is mess with u
    • “Y/N THE FUZZ IS CHASING aFTER U” (dally)
    • “dallY NO” (steve)
    • “i swEAR IM INNOCENT” (u)
    • “BUT THE BLOOD” (dally)
    • “STHEEBE WHO DID I KILL OH MY GOD MY PARENTS ARE GONNA KILL ME” (u)
    • cue the waterworks!!
  • soda & two are trying way too hard not to laugh
    • but two is deadass walking off into the kitchen cackling LIKE A FUCKING WITCH
    • SODA’S PRACTICALLY CRYING BC ITS SO FUNNY
    • DAL HAS A FEW CHUCKLES
    • DARRY'S THE ONE TO GRAB TWO BY THE SHOULDERS AND TAKE HIM INTO THE KITCHEN BC NEITHER OF THEM CAN STOP LAUGHING
  • johnny, pony and steve are the only ones concerned for u, like they’re trying to help u stop crying
    • johnny and pony got u tissues and steve got u ice cream but u start crying more
    • “why cant you eat the ice cream????” (my man is stressed rn)
    • “i loST MY TONGUES U KNOW THIS STEVE”
  • steve is so spent lmfao he needs a nap
Loserz Club Binch // Modern Imagine

*In which the reader joins the losers club’s group chat*

I got this idea from another imagine :) I’ll link their account when I find it. I thought it was pretty cool so I decided to write one, but of course different from them.

Warnings: Cursing from Thotzier and company

Characters: Losers Club and female!reader (I can make a male one & a gender neutral one if ya want me too :~) just drop me an ask!)


Loserz Club Binch — 11:45 am

Bev Marsh: are you guys alive???? I have an announcement

BenBen: what is it Bev?

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Bev Marsh: NDNFNJFNF

BenBen: HAHAJFJFJFK

Bev Marsh: but fr fr fr I need everyone here for this announcement, someone get the others

Richie Thotzier: YO I GOTCHU ILL SPAM THEm

BenBen: oh man Rest In Peace to them

-Private Message between Richie and Eddie-

Richie Thotzier: KFKFKDKDD EDS GO IN THE GROUP cHAT

Richie Thotzier: KDKCKFKKFKF EDS STOP WHATEVER UR DOING AND GO IN THE CHAT YOU WHORE

Richie Thotzier: EDS

Richie Thotzier: I SAID IF YOU DONT GO ON THE CHAT RN YOUR MOM’S A HOE

Eddie K: Listen here motherfcker I’m in math rn and unlike you I actually care about my grades ok fuc off and let me learn

Richie Thotzier: FUCK YOUR LEARN GET ON THE CHAT

Eddie K: nO IM IN MATH I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR TEXTING INSTEAD OF DOING WORK THE OTHER DAY IM NOT TRYING TO DO THAT AGAIN TODAY

Richie Thotzier: YOU’RE TEXTING RIGHT NOW

Eddie K: ok u know what fuck you you’re getting blocked

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that

Richie Thotzier has been blocked

“Son of a bitch.” Richie whispered loudly gaining looks from his fellow classmates.

-Losers Club Binch groupchat-

Richie Thotzier: smh Eddie’s hoe ass blocked me

Bev Marsh: KSKSKSKSSK LMFAOAOOAA

BenBen: get rekt honestly

Richie Thotzier: fuc off bennyboo

Billy: ?????? What happened ???????

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam bill to go on the chat now

Billy: ??? What why do you have to spam me ??

Richie Thotzier: bc you weren’t on so

Billy: ok???

Richie Thotzier: OK NOW TIME TO SPAM STAN

Bev Marsh: you don’t have to, stan has study hall so he’ll get on soon

Richie Thotzier: TIME TO SPAM MIKE THEN

Mikey: NOOOOOPE IM HERE also can y’all stfu and let me read the chat for like 2 minutes k thanks

Stan Uris: yea me too I need to read what the fuck happened here

Richie Thotzier: aw damn I can’t spam y’all anymore

*Two minutes of inactivity*

Mikey: ok done

Stan Uris: thank jesus I got on quick, if I didn’t richie would’ve spammed me

Richie Thotzier: no don’t worry I’ll spam u rn

Stan Uris: sent an image

Richie Thotzier: yOu aRE so FuCKINF diSRESPecTful

Stan Uris: :)

BenBen: I just got in trouble for laughing

Bev Marsh: STAN IM CRYIGNNFFNFN

Mikey: omfg stfu anywayyyy Bev please tell us your announcement

Mikey: sorry for saying stfu btw that wasn’t nice

Billy: it’s ok mike lol

Bev Marsh: OH RIGHT ok so I made friends with the new girl, Y/N, and I wanted to ask you guy’s permission to add her

Billy: I have no problem adding new people in the gc so yea sure go ahead Bev

Mikey: yea you can add her :~)

BenBen: ^

Stan Uris: add her as long as she doesn’t try to spam me LIKE RICHIE then I’m good

Bev Marsh: nah she’s really cool, you’ll see

Richie Thotzier: is she hot

Bev Marsh: bruh are you kidding me

Richie Thotzier: No I’m not

Bev Marsh: *eyeroll emoji* what does that have to do with anything?? so what if she’s pretty

Richie Thotzier: nothing I’m just asking ;)

Stan Uris: stfu Richie

Billy: Just add her Bev lol

Mikey: you’re a creep richie just saying

BenBen: exactly wth man

Eddie K: he’s always been a creep

Richie Thotzier: UNBLOCK ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Eddie K: I’ll unblock you whenever I want to

Richie Thotzier: I’m going to fuckin spam this chat if you don’t unblock me rn

Bev: can you not??? I’m about to add Y/N

Richie Thotzier: sent an image

Stan Uris: can someone kick this hoe out of the chat

Eddie K: I second that suggestion

Richie Thotzier: JOKES ON YOU FUCKERS YOU CANT KICK OUT THE ADMIN

Bev Marsh has added (your screen name) into the groupchat

YourScreenName: I just got a shit ton of notifications omfg my phone is blowing up

Bev Marsh: Lol get used to it, it’s going to happen a lot if you’re in this chat

Richie Thotzier: so you’re Y/N huh 😏😏

YourScreenName: yes that’s me???

Billy: ignore him Y/N, Richie’s just being a creep

Stan Uris: ^

Richie Thotzier: iM NOTTTT I was joking

Richie Thotzier: or am I??? 👀

YourScreenName: is your last name really Thotzier bc that’s hilarious

Richie Thotzier: ya it is, it perfectly describes me bc I’m a thot 😉

Eddie K: his last name is not “thotzier” it’s tozier 🤦🏻‍♂️

(author’s note: if you can’t see the emoji, it’s the facepalming guy)

BenBen: Richie’s just being dumb lmao ignore him

Richie Thotzier: I’m kicking u out of the chat ben

BenBen: WAIT NO IM SORRY JDJFJJGJVKGJFD RICHIE STOP

Richie Thotzier: watch me hoe

Richie Thotzier has kicked BenBen out of the chat 

Bev Marsh: are you fuckin kidding me

YourScreenName: i’m so fucking lost what the fuck just happened what

Stan Uris: ADMIN ABUSE

Mikey: bruh i’ll talk to you guys later, i have work to do

Billy: alrighty mike, talk to you later

YourScreenName: ttyl mike

Eddie K: bye mike

Stan Uris: ^

Billy: also what the fuck richie

Richie Thotzier: lol i just wanted to do that bc I haven’t kicked anyone out in a long time

YourScreenName: who was the last person kicked out before ben lmfao

Eddie K: ME IT WAS FUCKIGN ME RICHIE IS SUCH AN ASS IM TELLING YOU OFDJGNJDFG

YourScreenName: dfbndklfjgkdjfg im cryign

Bev Marsh: anyway ima talk to you guys later too bc i have class in like 5 minutes so bye

Billy: same we’re switching classes in 5, also richie you better add ben back smh

Stan Uris: if you dont we’re goign to make a separate groupchat without you in it

Stan Uris: going*

Richie Thotzier: ok wait no don’t do that i’ll add him back rn

YourScreenName: dfkjngkdlfjg lmfaooaoaoaoa

Richie Thotzier has added BenBen into the groupchat

BenBen: you’re such a dick richie

Stan Uris: true, anyway i’m going to go now i’ll talk to you guys later

YourScreenName: me too, ttyl

BenBen: ^^

Eddie K: same same

Richie Thotzier: smh y’all are no fun

And so the losers shut their laptops and walked their way into their next class period. They all met up in the hallway at one point and properly introduced themselves to Y/N. 


That was funnn, I’ll make a part two once I reach 400 followers :) i hope you guys enjoyed that nonsense lol 

Assassin!Seungcheol Pt 1

Requested by anon: Can please request a seungcheol mafia au with angst and fluff 💘 

hi lil anon i was actually already planning on writing this au right before you requested! I hope this was something along the lines of what you were looking for!! happy bday to papa cheols he is sUCH A BIAS WRECKER!! AND IM SORRY I WROTE SO MUCH FOR THIS!!! THIS ALMOST SURPASSED WOLF!WONWOO’S LENGTH JLSDJFDLS I WILL DO A PART 2 IF PEOPLE WANT IT!!!

also I was in the middle of writing this when all of a sudden i got a notification that @cheollies posted one and i was like oMG ARE U SERIOUS HERS IS SO MUCH BETTER!! go check hers out IM SO IN LOVE WITH HER WRITING OMG SHE GIVES ME INSPIRATION!!! my au takes a different direction bUT I FIND IT FUNNY HOW WE BOTH DID IT LMAO

warnings: fluff and a whole lotta angst, mention of some violence

Part 1 | Part 2 (Finale)

  • Yes another one
  • I apparently really like assassin and vigilante aus bc,,,, just look at wonwoo’s
  • I just kiNDA LIVE FOR THIS TROPE LEAVE ME A LO N E
  • anyways birthday boi papa cheols can run me over with this au bye
  • Seungcheol had always been involved in the shady realm of business
  • His father was a politician and,,,, well he wasn’t bad but he wasn’t good either
  • Seungcheol, however, thought his father did some questionable things
  • His suspicions were confirmed one day
  • “You’re gonna need to protect me”
  • And lil cheollie was like ???? what do you mean dad????
  • “Son, I have a lot of enemies, and that’s inevitable when you have this type of job. I don’t trust anyone else to do this job,,, so,,,,,,”
  • Poor smol cheols is still really confused like dad im still not understanding
  • “I need you to,,,,, take care,,,,,, of some people for me”
  • “Take care?? Like help them when they’re sick???”
  • “Sure…. Sick…. Let’s go with that”
  • And from then on, seungcheol started this dirty job his father brainwashed him into doing
  • He was only in middle school when he had to do his first “mission”
  • Since his dad didn’t want him to do anything big just yet, he only had cheols start off by dropping in poison discreetly in drinks
  • His missions slowly started to grow larger and next thing you know Seungcheol is taking up self defense classes

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anonymous asked:

DO U HAVE ANY (happy please) ALLURA HEADCANONS, ESP ABOUT HWO SHE FEELS ANBOUT EACH TEAM MEMBER AND HOW SHE BONDS W THEM EXCEPT TRAINING ?? sorry for shouting but yr my fave heacfcanon-writer and i may be quite sleep deprived and anxious rn

OK SO I REALLY WANT TO DIE BC I HAD THE WHOLE THING TYPED OUT AND THEN I DELETED IT LIKE AN IDIOTTTTT

but i retyped it for u so here u go please appreciate the effort T.T

Lance:

  • So lance stops flirting with her for real first and foremost
    • Now it’s like an inside joke between them
  • They bond hard over skincare routines and they trade secrets from their respective cultures
    • This doesn’t always work out bc alteans and humans are not always alike
    • One time allura gave advice that made lance’s skin turn blue for a week.  Lance cried for 24 hours before realized all the pranks he could pull.
  • they pretty much become sibling goals 
    • the space version of sokka and katara
      • They 100% could destroy you physically, emotionally, and verbally if they felt like it
        • goals tbh
  • Now when allura gets hit on by gross aliens during diplomatic missions, lance steps in and pretends to be allura’s bf to get her out of the situation
    • It’s a game now and they bet how long it’ll take for lance to scare off the other alien

Hunk:

  • The gossip fiends of the group
    • Dirt on everyone and everything
    • They get together over tea and trade secrets and spill all the drama of the day
      • One time allura saw shiro giving himself a pep-talk lightning mcqueen style into a mirror
      • The tea is hot
  • They somehow find a way to start a vegetable garden on the castle for hunk to cook with fresher ingredients
    • Both of them tend to it together
      • Hunk is horrible at gardening but somehow allura is a god at it, so it balances out and nothing dies
    • It helps hunk with his anxiety by giving him something to focus on, and gives allura a way to decompress from being the leader all the time

Pidge:

  • They bond over both being wlw
    • They both talk about loving girls !!!!
    • big sis allura giving pidge bad girl advice
      • bad because earth courtship and altean courtship are very different things
  • Pidge talks about what it’s like to be a trans girl on Earth and allura tells pidge about the alteans and gender
    • pidge is reassured that most of the universe does not treat gender the way Earth does
  • Discuss what it’s like to lose family by the hands of the galra
  • Pidge loves learning about altean culture, and she and allura spend hours talking about the cultural differences
    • Allura really needed someone besides Coran to share her memories with because it’s hard to keep them to herself
    • Eventually pidge learns enough altean that they have their conversations in altean as well

Keith:

  • This was a rocky friendship at the start
    • There was a lot of leftover tension from the “keith is a galra” reveal
      • Keith understands where allura was coming from and truly never held a grudge
    • Allura truly comes to realize that keith is his own person, and truly being galra is only a small part that defines him
      • She sort of uses this situation as a way to work through some of her trauma
  • Their friendship really started to bud after shiro’s disappearance
    • Both of them felt responsible
    • Now that keith had to step up as leader, he and allura had to directly communicate with each other
      • Allura became some sort of leadership mentor to keith now that shiro was gone?
  • Also turns out allura wants to learn about keiths earth interests
    • Keith and allura sit in the training room for hours one day while keith teaches her about knives

Shiro:

  • They spend so much time sitting together and talking about their trauma
    • Shiro talks about his ptsd and allura deals with the grief she didn’t allow herself to feel at the loss of her entire world
  • Shiro becomes like an older brother to allura, just like he became to the rest of the paladins.
    • When she’s sad, worried, anxious, or some other negative emotion, she goes to shiro and they work through it together because of their easy trust in one another
      • Coran comes and joins a lot at their insistence bc he needs healing too
        • Eventually they establish some sort of healing/therapy sessions for all the paladins
  • Allura helps crack shiro’s professional exterior a little bit and helps him have more fun
    • They have spinny chair races down the hallway
    • Lance once walked in on them having a tea party with the mice
      • Shiro’s hair had two white pigtails sticking out of it via the mice’s handywork
        • Shiro sprinted full tilt and tackled him before he could go tell keith

happy birthday dearest @ryugazakkis ♥. here’s a small textfic from your precious oikuro college!au. Hope you have an amazing day ⌒°(❛ᴗ❛)°⌒

Kuroo: we’re out of eggs

Oikawa: and?

Kuroo: buy some

Kuroo: youre out loafing anyway

Oikawa: first of all, fuck u

Oikawa: secondly, im not loafing, im buying our face packs for this weeknd

Kuroo: ok, understandably important business

Kuroo: but Bo is craving my omu rice

Kuroo: and theres no eggs in the fridge

Oikawa: fyn. u both owe me.

Oikawa: i need to walk an extra 468m to reach the grocery place

Kuroo: do i want to knw y u have such an accurate measurement of the distance?

Oikawa: ……

Oikawa: i get bored easily

Kuroo: u need new hobbies

Oikawa: once again, fuc k you

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Finding Home (Part 1)

Steve x Reader

Modern Day AU

Summary: US Army Capt Steve Rogers has never had a family of his own, but after receiving a random card while on deployment - he suddenly feels like he has one. Sometimes home can be a place, sometimes it can be a person, and sometimes it’s a place you’ve never been. A story of love, family, and home.

*based on the movie The Christmas Card*


You sit at the counter of Maria’s Diner, munching some fries as you thought about what to write.   After seeing a special on the war, you went to your father, an Army veteran, and asked how you could help.  He had told you that what soldiers wanted most was a taste of home.   That is what they missed and craved most, they wanted normalcy.  So after finding out through a local service group that you could send something to a random soldier you signed up and a week later you had an address.  

“Writing a love note Y/n?” You look up to see Maria standing in front of you leaning on the counter. You snort at her and roll your eyes.

“No, you know there isn’t a man in this town I would date.  I know them all too well.  This is for a soldier.  I just want to brighten someone’s day.  Problem is, I don’t know what to write.”  You look down at the blank card furrowing your brows.

Maria let out a hum, “Write it as if you were writing to a friend.  That’s what these soldier’s want right?  Something not so military.”

You laugh at her scrunched up nose as she said the word military.  You smooth down the open notecard and began writing, when you had finished you placed a selfie of you and your parents in front of your parent’s farmhouse inside and sealed the envelope before asking whoever was listening that this card brings someone comfort.


US Army Capt Steve Rogers had been deployed for 6 months when a random card was found in his bunk after a mail call.  This was far from normal, Steve never got mail.  His best friend however, Bucky, a handsome dark haired Sargent, always received goodie boxes from his wife Natasha.  Steve on the other hand didn’t have a family.  Both his parents had died when he was young, he entered the military as soon as he was able.  The Army had been his family for most of his life.   So when he saw the small cream envelope he was shocked.   Dropping his gear careless on the floor beside him he picked up the small envelope and inspected it carefully.  Opening the envelope like it was made of glass, he pulled out the card allowing your photo to fall on his lap, while he began reading your words.

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