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Of Playgrounds And Turtles - Katakura Kojuro [Modern AU]

He waited to see any reaction from him, any sign that he liked that new gift, that new toy. Was he spoiling him too much? Perhaps. Was he going to stop? Probably not.

A/N: Why do I love embarrassing him so much? I have no idea. But, anyway, I hope you enjoy this little joke. Masterpost can be found here, and some other Modern AUs are this and this, if you are interested.

Tagging: @a-night-on-polaris because you always laugh with Kojuro being a dork. And @kenn-mikorin, hope this makes you laugh a little bit. Enjoy Kojuro being the usual dumbass.


Of Playgrounds And Turtles

It was hard.

So many options, so many tanks, yet he could not choose one. It was a hard decision, indeed, and Kojuro had to choose wisely. The shop assistant looked at him with a somewhat fake smile, probably tired of seeing how long it had taken him to choose one. 

“I’ll take this one.”

Kojuro took the box and put it on the counter. The cashier shot a look to the other man, then reached for it. It was the first time they saw someone taking so much time choosing a playground for a turtle. It was actually the first time someone bought those things.

They had gotten to the store a few months ago yet no one seemed interested… And now they had just seen the complete opposite.

“You want a bag for…?”

“Yes, please.” He smiled.

Was he excited? Definitely. He could not wait to get home to try his recent purchase. And he could not wait to see his son having fun with it.


“I’m home.”

His voice echoed through the empty halls. Reaching for the interruptor he turned on the lights, and complained again about how dark his kitchen was. It was the only part of the apartment where sunlight didn’t reach; maybe he never minded it much because the kitchen was not a place he’d be using ever.  

A sigh escaping his lips, he took out the box from the bag and opened it.
If he had to be honest, the whole thing looked like one of those pool sets for Barbies he had seen announcements on TV. Did he care? Not really. It was a way to enjoy summer the best he could, instead of just locking Bontenmaru away in his tank.

Before getting ready to put all the pieces together, he went for his son. No fair would it be if he had fun on his own when the gift was for Bontenmaru and not him. If Kita saw him she would tell him again that he needed a girlfriend, get married and have kids on his own. Yes, that was the usual talk they had whenever she visited. 

But there was no one, and so, all he could do was dote on his turtle, right?

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my @iwaoiexchange gift for lichi - the prompt was fluffy domestic iwaoi! i hope you like it!!

anonymous asked:

hi i love your writing so much and was wondering if you had any fic recs to hold me over until your next update 😭

THERES WAY TOO MANY GIRL WAYYYYY TOO MANY??? IDK HOW TO EVEN ANSWER THIS WHAT ARE YOU EVEN ASKING FOR

I’m just gonna throw out whatever comes to mind ok and its probably mostly all smut cuz I’m a perv sorry (wow this ended up being way longer than i intended IM SORRY)


@jiminniemouse is the queen of threesomes so take a look into her profile but some of my favorites is:

Crave (Yoongi smut), Taste (Hobi smut), Making Him Jealous (ima call it a jikook threesome let me live), and her ongoing series Purple Jewels!

Masterlist

@jungblue ok anything from this girl is gold G O L D i love all of her fics but if I have to choose then

Future Hearts (Jimin/Jungkook love triangle), I Hate You I Love You (Jungkook smut/angst), and Control (Jimin smut omg i am still having chest pains thinking about this one)

Masterlist

@seokvie This girl has got a whole fucking load of fics it’s like finding a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow smutland wonderland your vag will cry in joy and pain

Costume (Hobi smut MY ALL TIME FAVORITE FIC I L O V E IT), View From 4-B (Hobi smut), basically all her Hobi smuts, Show Off (Wonho smut), Paradise (JB smut), JUST BINGE READ ALL OF THEM (i am also excited to read her new fic with jimin and assplay and lets just say my ass is ready but I DONT HAVE A KINK FOR ASSPLAY OK LET ME LIVE)

Masterlist

@jungkxook yes yes yes everything all of it just do it

Pour Up (taekook threesome), Hiraeth (zombie apocolypse au)

Masterlist

@war-of-hormoan‘s For You (Tae angst) killed me about 40 times

Masterlist

@kimvtae‘s Fall For You (Jungkook smut) series and Couples Costumes (Hobi smut)

Masterlist

@minsvga‘s Philophobia (Jungkook/Jimin smut/angst) series, Taking Risks 101  (Jimin smut), Children of the Night (Jungkook/Tae smut) series

Masterlist

@yoonminnings‘s Lace Casualties (Jimin sugar daddy)

Masterlist

@trapmonster‘s He Didn’t (Yoongi smut/angst), Bite me (Jungkook smut), Silent Treatment (Jungkook), Nerd (Tae), Toxic (maknae line)

Masterlist

@btssmutgalore oh my god all of her fics ALL OF HER DAMN FICS LETS JUST SAY SHE SERIOUSLY OWES ME A NEW PELVIS OK FUCK but my favorites so far are

Nude (Tae), Lightweight (Jungkook), Business (A FUCKING TWO PART TAEKOOK THREESOME GOD), Lollipop (Jungkook), Forbidden (Hobi)

Masterlist

@ellieljade‘s Apologies (Tae smut/angst) is one of my favorites and honestly just read all of her masterlist as well i cry (out of everywhere)

Masterlist

@kookingtae‘s Experimental Error (Tae smut I fucking died), The Switch (OT7 Smut holy hell this was one of the first bts smuts ive read and wow now you see why I really love them), Falling Into You (Jungkook smut GOD I LOVED THIS SO HARD) + the rest of her masterlist

Masterlist

@floralseokjin oh my goodness ok i cant believe i havent discovered you sooner I fucking love your writing pls

Buzz trilogy (Yoongi smut & O       M       G), Playing with Fire (Jungkook smut) i havent read anything else yet BUT I JS SAW SHE POSTED A NEW FIC YOU KNOW WHAT IM READIN TONIGHT

Masterlist

@onlylovekpop basically all her Wonho smuts and drabbles killed me k i l l e d me but my fav is Bad Behavior

Masterlist

Other people you should def look into is @kittae (cat fics yes) @seoulscapes (an amazing demon wonho au) @helloblamebts @seokline @kstopping @imaginethisbts @kainks @jeonins @baeseoul (p r o t e  g e)

Im so sorry I’m still sick and I’m getting tired and lazy so I just had to bunch up the rest HAHAHA but I hope this helps anon! And you will def not be disappointed in any of these ok they are amazing and beautiful and amazing and everytime I read their stories literally

AN ODE TO FANFICTION WRITERS:

FROM YOUR FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD FANFIC CONSUMER

Here’s to the newbies just starting out, the ones discovering their ability to twist and bend plots, characters and places to their will for the first time,

To the old faithfuls, who have kids at home and a full-time job but somehow still find the time to make us forget for a while,  

To the students who publish one-shots and sagas in-between study sessions,

To the ones who posted that one fic years ago and have since moved on, but whose story meant (and still means) so much to so many readers,  

To those of you who publish short, little things that pack the emotional punch of a freight train,

To the ones who update faithfully, and to the ones who don’t,

To the ones who weave lyrics into their stories, and the ones who deal in nothing but angst,

To those who don’t write in their native language, 

To the brave ones who do it despite their fear of rejection or criticism, 

To the ones who like to write with their friends, and the ones who do it alone because their friends wouldn’t understand, 

To the ones who spend hours researching in order to to make their world as real as possible, 

To to the poets and novelists and essayists and dreamers:  

Every single one of you is precious.  

You, along with all the other fandom artists and creators, lift us up and give us hope.  You make us laugh, you make us cry, you make us think and question and wonder.  You help us escape, sometimes, when we need it most.  You bring the unimaginable to life, you translate lofty words into ones we can smell, hear and taste, and you continually encourage and inspire us.  You’re wonderful and powerful and courageous and so, so loved, even if we aren’t always the best at letting you know it.  So this is for those of you with empty comment sections, with a concerning lack of kudos/likes/favs/bookmarks. Your stories make a difference, and they always will.  

So, from all of us to you:  

Thank you.

And I hope to find you,
sitting in a coffee shop,
to where I’ll go,
I hope to see you
walking across
the streets,
while my paces
match yours,
I hope to hear you laugh,
from the corner
of a restaurant
where I’ll have
my favorite dinner,
I hope to look at you
directly in the eyes,
while I say
these words of mine,
I hope you would know,
how much I crave
for your presence,
that even if
it’s impossible,
I still look for you
in a midst
of a crowd.
—  ma.c.a // I hope You’ll Look Back At Me
(Terrible) Jacksepticeye Jokes

‘What do you call’ jokes

What do you call an Irishman who walks a lot?

JackSTEPticeye.


What do you call an Irishman that has just had a nap?

JackSLEPTiceye.


What do you call an Irishman who doesn’t believe anything? 

JackSKEPTICeye.


What do you call an Irishman who is always ready?

JackPREPticeye.


What do you call an Irishman who keeps everything secret?

JackCRYPTICeye.


What do you call an Irishman who used to sneak up on people?

JackCREPTiceye.


What do you call the gold at the end of a rainbow?

A jackpot.


‘Why’ jokes

Why does Jack like giving orders?

Because he loves being like a boss.


Why did Jacksepticeye cross the road?

He wanted to get all the way to the victory town.


Why does Jack love Wiishu?

Because she is a Signe-mon roll.


Why isn’t Jack scared of the dark?

Because he never knows when it’s dark; his hair lights up everything.


Why does Jack unlock things quickly?

Because speed is key.


Why would you find Jack asleep for seven days?

Because sleep is for the week.


Why does Jack love sewing?

Because he loves to thread the needle.


Why did Jack draw smiley faces on his car?

Because he loves happy wheels.


Why is Jack always up early?

Because he loves the top of the morning.


Jack’s Favourites

What is Jack’s favourite place?

The end of a rainbow.


What is Jack’s favourite hobby?

Dancing, because he loves to shimmy shammy.


What is Jack’s favourite way to exercise?

Jumping Jacks.


What is Jack’s favourite movie?

Jack to the Future.


What is Jack’s favourite game?

Eye spy.


What is Jack’s favourite pie?

Pewdie.


What is Jack’s favourite type of sword?

Sam-urai


Other random jokes

Does Jack care about the environment?

Probably, he’s very green.


How do you find Jack in a crowd?

Just shout ‘I have pizza and cookies’.


How else can you find Jack in a crowd?

Shout ‘pineapple doesn’t belong on pizza’.


Signe: Why have you written the same number all over every ceiling?

Jack: Because I like high fives all round.


How do you know when Jack is saying something sweet?

His mouth is moving.


What did Jack do when his colour pen ran out?

He used his head.


What did Jack get when he had food poisoning?

Sam-onella.


What does Jack use to look up words?

A septic-tionary.


What kind of phone does Jack have?

A Sam-sung.


What kind of phone does Sam have?

An eye-phone.


What did Jack do when his video glitched?

He thanked Robin for his editing skills.


How many Jacks does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - his hair does the job.


How many Wiishus does it take to change a lightbulb?

One - she can call Jack.


I know that these are all terrible jokes XD but I’m like: 

You’ll be more like:

I hope they bring you some happiness anyway ^-^ 

@therealjacksepticeye I doubt you’ll see these but if you do, I hope you enjoy them :P