“I’m going to do it on my first try.” Denki says calmly.
“Okay.” Eijirou agrees easily, watching as his boyfriend moves his character around the platform, only to be killed by a spike hurled by the enemy.
“Damnit.” Denki says. Next to him, Eijirou giggles.
“I got it this time.” Denki insists and restarts the level. He dies again, a fuck! leaving his mouth as he does so. Ejirou’s giggles increase in volume. Denki dies several more times, and his cursing gets louder in volume with each death.
“Why is there a plant here?!” He demands eventually. “What is he doing. Whats his purpose.” He isn’t stopping long enough for Eijirou to offer an answer, so the red head contents himself to laughing silently as his friend rages.
“WHy did he have to open up when I showed up here?” Another death.
“He coulda just- been hanging out! And i coulda just shot him in the fucking bud!’ He dies again.
“It woulda been fun - Fuck!” Death. Eijirou is still laughing.
“Nip it in the bud, they say. Thaaats the term and I’m getting close.” He is getting close, surprisingly. The monster almost has no health left, and briefly, Eijirou gets caught up in the tension of the boss fight and stops laughing. “Why do I have to point that out?! It always makes me worse-” The hero gets hit, losing almost all his health, and Denki starts screaming, which causes Ejirou’s giggles to make their return.
“FACK!!” Denki shouts as he dies again. “I was SO….. GODDAMNclose! Did you see that?!”
Through his laughter, Eijirou tells the love of his life, “There is also… the possibility that…. there are like 12 more colors of flowers to get through.”
“Oh, sure. Thats what they want you to think.” Denki dismisses, takes a deep breath, and tries again.
A few seconds later and, “oka-OH FUCKDAMNIT DAMN IT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT” Another death. Ejirou’s giggles evolve into all out laughter, shaking his frame as Denki drops the controller and starts pacing. “IM DONE IM– FUCKING DONE! THIS IS.. BULL - SHIT! RED PLANT! PURPLE PLANT! BLUE PLANT! I don’t….”
All at once, his anger melts out of him and he crumples back onto the couch, his head in his hands, and sighs a long suffering sigh. Eijirou works to get his laughter under control.
“You alright, Denki?” He manages eventually. He gets no answer so he leans over and puts an arm around Denki. Despite himself, laughter still escapes and he finds himself saying, “That was amazing. That was some legitimate rage right there, bro.”
After a moment, Denki lifts his head to look at his boyfriend, and Eijirou guesses his laugh must be contagious, because a small laugh leaves Denki too.
“Come on bro, you can do it!’ Ejirou tells him, still laughing as he places a kiss on his boyfriend’s pouty lips. “I believe in you!”
“Omg you still believe in me.” Denki says, fist clenched, a new look of determination on his face. “I’ve got one more shot…”
“Yeah you do!”
“With Eijirou’s magic I can….. This is the Ejirou Shot.” He takes a deep breath, then goes to press continue.
The consolation noise reaches their ears and Denki gasps in horror.
“No. I hit end!” Ejirou’s laughter returns with a vengeance. “I hit end! No! No! NOOOOOOO!”
The rooms surrounding Ejirou’s room can’t hear Denki’s cursing over Ejirou’s laughter.
Okay this might be really weird but could you do klance like accidentally confessing to each other /but/ both of them just assumed they mean in a friendly way and it only hits them like /hours/ later that they both confessed. If that makes any possibly sense. I love your blog by the way.
Ya girl is back with some head canons because the last one went pretty well so let’s try this out.
Sunday mornings/sundays with the OTP.
•spending all morning in bed doing absolutely nothing besides watching bad TV and marveling at each other
•lazy morning sex
•sunday pancakes with one half of the OTP cooking and the other half commenting on the others ass as they cook.
•"yeah babe you show that pancake it’s your bitch"
“I can’t with you.”
•lazy days in pjs sprawled out on the couch watching movies
•"I’m too tired to moovveee"
“I’m not carrying you.”
“WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?”
•staying in bed all day, refusing to leave for anything but food and the bathroom.
•being grossly in love and happy with each other’s company.
•person A) “You look so amazing, I can’t be anymore in love with you it’s impossible”
Person B: *just woke up, hairs a disaster, has syrup on their face, drinking coffee angrily* “Are you blind?”
“Blinded by love”
“You’re too dramatic for your own good… but I guess I love you too”
•kisses all the time, seriously, just lots of sloppy kissing on the couch, in bed, making lunch just these assholes are in LOVEEE ok.
•along with sex, there’s a healthy dose of just talking, enjoying each other’s company, doing stuff as normal as cleaning the house becomes some dramatic declaration of love.