hope im rich

i hope phils hairy totties were cold as he lay his meaty naked man shoulders on the table and allowed his exfoliated cheeks to rest upon the cool wood as gentle as a lovers embrace

Um but yugbam said their room has TWO KING SIZE BEDS IN IT!!!!!!!!! LIKE BINCH that aint a room thats a guest suite. I love these hard working richies w all my broke ass heart. omg im so happy for them to think they all had to share a cramped “3.5 bedroom” apt w 1 bathroom amongst 7 ppl for the last 3 yrs n now they all got room to themselves im so so happy for them i hope they love living there. they deserve it :’’( 

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imagine kic victor and yuuri on a trip for their first anniversary. they'd go somewhere extravagant (bc they've been together for a year; yuuri knows better than to put up a fight, and he secretly adores the entire thing)

“vitya, we have a dinner to go to,” yuuri says. 

victor only hums in response, pulls yuuri closer to him and wraps yuuri’s legs around his waist. the movement creates ripples in the water, and yuuri would feel embarrassed and self-conscious except for the fact that this is a private indoor swimming pool. for once, he’s grateful about victor’s expensive, extravagant whims. 

the pool sits on the 40th floor of the burj al-arab, and over victor’s shoulder, yuuri watches as the sun sets over the united arab emirates. the streetlights flicker on and dubai shines impossibly brighter, every bit as polished and sparkling as its gold-clad, couture-clothed citizens. it’s surreal, how much victor keeps surprising him with these seemingly otherworldly places. he had thought paris was a fantasy. milan was a fairytale. singapore was simply not real. 

but this. yuuri thinks he’ll never get used to this. there are kiosks for easy gold in the streets. seeing helicopters carry lamborghinis and aston martins through the air to deliver to their owners are a frequent occurrence. this morning, yuuri even spied a pair of lion cubs reclining on the backseat of a maserati, heads hanging easily out the window and tongues lolling. (”people have them as pets,” victor had explained.) 

rich people are absurd, yuuri’s decided.

“a dinner, victor. we’re going to be late,” yuuri tries to push. tries to ignore the sensation of victor’s lips on his neck, victor’s hands kneading his ass under the water. 

victor sighs. “we’re supposed to be on vacation,” he complains, mouth disconnecting from yuuri’s skin with a smacking sound. 

“you’re the one who accepted a sit-down with the prince of dubai,” yuuri points out. he pushes silver hair out of victor’s face with a wet hand, gives a small smile as the water makes the strands stick in all directions. 

victor waves a hand. “we’ll just meet up with him next time,” he says breezily. he moves to duck forward and kiss yuuri on the lips, but yuuri palms his chest, pushes him back slightly. 

“victor,” yuuri says, incredulous. “he’s the prince of dubai. this is so last-minute, you can’t just–”

“and i’m victor nikiforov.” victor raises an eyebrow at him. 

and. 

and, yeah, okay. he’s got a point. 

“you’re the most absurd of all,” yuuri tells his fiancé. he drops his hand, allows victor to recapture his lips.

moments later, the prince’s butler receives a nearly indiscernible text. 

sicnelry sorry, mr nikioforv is unabl toma ke it tonght. -yk 

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I WARNED YOU TO GET OUT OF MY WAY  

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No more to you at this present, mine own darling, for lack of time, but that I would you were in mine arms, or I in yours, for I think it l o n g since I k i s s e d you.

happy birthday @boleynqueens!!!

SO THE NEWS IS...

I’M GOING TO MEET HARRY AND MATT IN MAY!!!!!!

They’re coming to my country for a Shadowhunters convention and I just bought tickets and a photo with both of them!

AHHH I’M SO HAPPY I HAVE SO MANY THING TO TELL THEM!!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE I’LL HAVE THIS CHANCE!

The convention will be two days (May 27 and 28) and I’ll try my best to cover everything for you guys! I’ll try to take some pictures and make some videos of the panel!

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Let’s get a little music going. Ah, i’m the DJ.

unwantedpresident  asked:

MY GRANDPAS A PASTOR. He peeked at your blog when I was reading something and just !!! He said you're doing a great job at him so !!! I mean I love your portrayal and you're not being rude or disrespectful to the Christian religion bc my grandpa is like the strictest person ever when it comes to religion and /he/ likes your blog. Thought I'd tell you that ???

OH MAN. That’s so sweet! Listen, I’m down for grandpaternal approval. AND YOURS.

LOW QUALITY CALUM

so i think yโ€™all already know that weโ€™ve been blessed with amazing calum pics BUT HAVE YOU REALLY APPRECIATED LOW QUALITY CALUM LIKE YOU SHOULD??? well here i am to educateโ„ข :) (this is going to be so long but it might be worth it pls continue)

look at the blurriness of this picture but the beauty is so clear :โ€™( amazing

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