BTS BEING KIDNAPPED:
Seokjin: you’re holding me for ransom at $1000? I’m a princess lmao go higher
Namjoon: y’know where are we going as people? what’s the point of life? when-
Kidnappers: *sets namjoon free*
Kidnappers: *ties up yoongi*
Kidnappers: So here’s what we’re go- is- is he snoring????
Hoseok: hii! Where are we going? what’re we doing? Is that a real gun? wh-
Jimin: *blinfolded wow jungkook i did say i wanted to try something new but-
Taehyung: hyungs? are you hazing me into the rap line? are we doing cyper Pt. 5?
Junkgkook: *blindfolded* wow jimin you did say you wanted to try something new but-