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why… the fuck do you do this mom…………….

She heard some woman at the doctor complaining about having vitamin D deficit and then immediately came home, hopped on computer and was like “I KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE, YOUR VITAMIN D LEVELS ARE LOW THIS IS WHY YOU HAVE PAIN”

1. You’re doing the thing you told me not to do, look up shit on the internet
2. I had my vitamin D tested a while ago for THIS EXACT REASON
3. Why the fuck are you so eager to take me to the doctor at basically a STRANGER’S SUGGESTION, and not when I BEGGED FOR MEDICAL ATTENTION -WHILE- I WAS IN PAIN SO THEY COULD HAVE ACCURATE BLOOD / ECT READINGS

What the fuck is wrong with you. Stop. I fucking can’t anymore.

If you’re a fan of Moulin Rouge or Great Gatsby, watch The Get Down because it was created by Baz Luhrmann, who also co-wrote and directed both films. 

If you like musicals, watch The Get Down. 

If you like 70′s aesthetics, New York City, hip hop, or disco, watch The Get Down. 

If you claim to want or support actual representation for people of color, watch The Get Down, which has a majority black and latinx cast and has, like, two white people who only show up a couple times. 

If you want LGBT representation, watch The Get Down. If you want to know a little bit about the history of black and latinx drag culture, ballroom culture, and LGBT culture, watch The Get Down. If you want to see interracial relationships, watch The Get Down. 

If you want to see well written, nuanced women who are complex and who actually make mistakes, watch The Get Down. 

If you want a glimpse into the way working-class people struggle with white capitalism, how poverty subjugates people of color, and the struggles young people of color from these communities face, watch The Get Down. 

Watch The Get Down. It hasn’t received a tenth of the amount of attention it deserves, and we know that it’s because it has a majority black and latinx cast. Tumblr can’t handle such things, but seriously I encourage you to watch it. 

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I have faith in us. I believe in us. Do you?

DANCE MAJORS AU Part 1 (Part 1.5Part 2, Part 2.5, Part 3 finale) Hip-hop dancer Keith in a ponytail. Everyone is just so mesmerized when he dances on stage or even just during practice. Outside the dance studio, he’s a huge space nerd who’s got a secret crush on the contemporary ballet dancer next door who he may or may have not thought of asking out… next week or next month.

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reasons to read Siren’s Lament:

abs

ABS

ABS PARTIALLY OBSCURED BY TEXT BUBBLES GDI

ABS IN PROXIMITY TO OTHER ABS

and mORE ABS

Bonus: Some butt cleavage

The One With The Interruption
  • *221B*
  • John: *knocks on Sherlock's bedroom door*
  • Sherlock: *in a sexy voice* Come iiiiin. I've been waiting for youuuuu.
  • John: *enters* Hey, I was just wondering- *shouting* for God's sake! *backs runs out in horror* what the hell are you doing?
  • Sherlock: *following, pulling on a dressing gown; annoyed* What does it look like? I was- I was taking a nap.
  • John: *averting his eyes* Since when do you take naps in that position? *groans* tPlease tell me you weren't waiting for me...
  • Sherlock: *frowns* Don't flatter yourself. I'm seeing someone from work *thinking* I'm seeing a woman from work!
  • John: *impressed* That really fit Hopkins woman?
  • Sherlock: ...
  • Sherlock: Sure.
  • John: *quickly* Well, in that case, just give me a second and I'll be out of your hair. I'll just get a jacket and when I get back, I don't want to know anything.
  • -knocking-
  • John: *grimaces* Maybe that's her... *approaches the door*
  • Sherlock: *panicking* Okay, umm...
  • John: *opens the door*
  • Sherlock: *relaxes* It's just Grant and Mycroft...
  • John: *frowns* I thought you two were at dinner?
  • Greg: Well, we were! But Mycroft was talking so loudly on his phone they told us to leave.
  • Mycroft: *texting* I had to talk loud because that awful music was loud!
  • Greg: *frowns* It was important.
  • Mycroft: *sighs* They'll be other meals, Gregory.
  • Greg: *narrows his eyes* You'll be lucky.
  • Molly: *entering, happily; flipping a bottle of champagne, giggling to herself*
  • Molly: *sees everyone; suddenly shy* Oh...um... *grins widely; falsely excited* I'm so glad you're all here! My lab finally got new scalpels!
PSA to New and Old Kpop Fans

For New fans:

1. There were legends before your favorite groups. Respect their legacy and what they did for your groups. Your faves are in Japan promoting? Thank BoA, who helped break through national tensions between the two countries when she was only 13 years old. Your faves have a hip hop concept? Bigbang was one of the first Idol groups to incorporate hip hop/rap music motifs into kpop. Do you like tough girl concepts? Thank groups like f(x), 2ne1, and 4 minute who broke the cute girl model and made different styles trendy.

2. Just because your favorite group is outselling or beating an older group on music shows does not mean that the older group is irrelevant. Trends change, older groups may not have young fandoms who have the time to buy 15 copies of an album or go to every fanmeet. Older groups have fans who have careers, families and whatnot, So they may not get the most votes but they still matter, and still did so much in their prime. Do not ignore that and be mindful of what you say.

For Old Fans:

1. Just because a new group beats out your older group’s records does not take away from the greatness of the older group. Kpop has changed so much over the past years, and the opportunities that newer groups have to interact with fans all over the world with the internet and youtube and sns has just made it easier for groups these days to get big followings. Understand these factors and recognize that your favorite older groups didn’t have that, and because of that their records will be beaten on day in the future. But it’s ok, because what your fave did in the year they did it was most likely incredible. 

2. Do not become hostile to newer groups and blame them for the disbandment of older legends. Twice did not cause the wonder girls to disband. Blackpink did not cause 2ne1 to disband. The fact is, it’s the company’s responsibility to promote and support all groups under their roster. It was not blackpink’s fault that YG was being neglectful of other groups. the fact is blackpink is a victim of YG’s shit promotions as their debut was put on hold for 4 years, as the wait to debut caused tons of trainees to leave the company in frustration. Twice is also a victim in JYP’s terrible management, as while groups like the Wonder Girls are neglected, Twice are overworked. Stop blaming the younger groups and start blaming the actual companies, who need to learn not to overwork their trend idols and to treat their loyal artists with respect rather than treating them like trash.

concept: simon putting himself in harm’s way to get raphael’s attention because he’s too proud to pick up the phone and knows this is a foolproof plan. if raphael calls him out on it simon shrugs and says, “you promised clary you’d look after me. you can’t go back on your word.”  meanwhile raphael plots homicide. 

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HIP-HOP UNIT (SEVENTEEN) CHECK-IN MV.

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some fun isak/even headcanons to cheer myself up a little bit;

  • isak and even have a game where they try and find the most obscure hip hop album from the 90s and go like “what?? you’ve never listened to this CLASSIC??” when the other doesn’t recognize it
  • even likes to cook for isak. isak likes to sit around and try n distract him
  • isak likes to wear even’s shirts and hoodies bc they’re just a tiny bit too long for him and they’re all soft and comfortable and smell like him. even likes to wear isak’s shirts even tho they’re a little tight on him and isak yells at him a lot for stretching them out
    • its a front, he loves seeing even wear them
  • isak just loves the way even smells in general
  • they actually fight a lot, but its always lighthearted and filled with overexaggerations. when they seriously have a problem with each other its quiet and they do their best to talk instead of yell
  • isak is always a little too nervous/embarassed to really try to be charming for even or “use his moves” but once they’ve been together for a while, he does it every once in a while as a joke.
    • even is always taken aback and a little turned on
  • even eventually makes a little short film about isak, for his birthday. its the shittiest, most pretentious film in existence. isak never stops making fun of even for it and quotes it on a daily basis. he loves it.
  • they use “i have to go to my aunts house” or some variation on that as code when one of them really really want to get out of something, as an excuse to ditch together
  • INSIDE JOKES. all the time. its annoying to everyone else but also sort of adorable.
  • isak and sonja eventually become ok with each other and isak sometimes turns to her for help when he doesn’t know what to do or needs help with even.
  • they cuddle all the fuckin time. always one arm around the other, or one hand in the other’s hair, or just something. they have to be close.
  • u guys can add on to this its all i got at the moment
  • i love my boys
  • i want them to be happy and domestic and in love
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This is what happens whan you have too many russian novels to read for an exam and you choose to procrastinate instead. Fun fact: many of the characters you’ll learn to love will end up either dead or miserable. Ah, the pleasures of a good book!

“Levochka, dear, if you want me to revise your writing you might as well stop messing around in the countryside” - Tolstoy’s wife, sometimes during her life, probably