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Bullseye, Bitch. (Did I Stutter pt 3)

*roughly 20min later*

 "Fine, I’m only doing this so you’ll shit the hell up!“ Dean snarled as you walked towards the gun range in the bunker.

 Sam followed suit. He had set up the range a few minutes ago, but still wasn’t crazy about being involved in this. "I really wish you two hadn’t dragged me into the middle of this.” He huffed. “I just hope that this will either make you two get so pissed off, that you give each other the silent treatment, or that you’ll get your feelings out there so we can move on already.

” Dean flipped on the lights, and the range came to life. You had spent many hours down here. Not because you needed the practice, but because you loved it. The large smooth concrete walls, the high ceiling, the stillness and quiet, before you fired your weapon. It was simple, and it gave you space to think. 

Sam stood in front of the both of you, explaining the rules. “I have divided, whatever this is, into three parts, each worth one point. First, you will take your choice of handgun. You will shoot a 5.5 in bullseye target from 25 yards. Closest mark takes the point. Next, you will have a sawed off with salt rounds. You will fave away from the target, until I yell ‘ghost’ , at which time, you will turn and shoot the body target, not taking time to perfect your aim. This is strictly reflex like it would be on a real hunt. Best grouping on the target takes the point. Lastly, with your handgun, you will face away from the body target. I will call out a part to hit, and you will turn and shoot. Again, reflex only. I will do a total of three parts, you will turn away and back each time. If you miss, the other person gets the point. If you tie, the accuracy of your shot will determine the winner. Understood?” Sam confirmed. You both nodded and took your place at the first stall. 

Dean shot first, hitting the outer part of the center bullseye. Turning to look at you, “Bullseye, bitch." 

 You just rolled your eyes. "Easy there, Princess. I still have plenty of chances to hand your over confident ass to you.” You noted. “Sam, do I get an extra point if I can hit the exact mark that Dean did?”

 He looked confused, but answered you anyway, “yea I guess, but do you really want to risk losing a point for that?”

 Dean chuckled, “wow, you just really want to lose don’t you?” Ignoring both of them, you took your mark in the stall, raised your gun, steadied your self, and shot the bullet straight through the hole Dean had created just moments ago. It was like a scene from an old western. 

“Pick your jaws up boys. It’s not polite to drool.” You said mockingly. The second round went over uneventfully. You both had equal groupings, pretty simple with a shotgun. The last round is where it came down to it. You had a one point lead on Dean, and it was crucial that it stayed that way. You tied on the first two shots Sam called. Bang. Bang. They both hit. Your fate now rested in the hands of your accuracy. You had to win this point.

 Sam finished his inspection, and head towards you guys. “Okay. I have decided the winner.” He started, “but first please put the guns down.” He said only half joking. “Y/N, i’m sorry but it looks like Dean- ”

 He got cut off by Dean’s hoopla, “Ha! In your face! Now out with it!”

 "Couldn’t match your accuracy. You win!“ Sam finished. 

 Dean stopped his celebration, "Wait, What? Not cool man!" 

 "Oh I’m sorry, did I, did I hurt Mr. Big talk, Tough guy’s feelings?” You teased. “Hey get back here Winchester. A bet’s a bet. Let’s hear it. ”

 A/N: there will be more to come. Should be up sometime tomorrow hopefully. Feel free to send any requests you may have :)

Originally posted by whoeveryoulovethemost

Originally posted by wildjay101

Imagine Lydia as a mom at a wedding dancing with Stiles and their little girl.

She’s usually never on a dance girl but the kiddo wants to dance and Lydia lets her drag her into the floor and it’s just the three of them. Their own little unit. Until Scott’s kids jump into the hoopla and Lydia has to let go of her baby’s hands and she looks put out for a second until Stiles grabs her and entwines their hands and puts the other one on her waist and she cracks up as they go up and down.

Then Stiles spins her out and Scott is there and Lydia grabs him and they dance together but it’s a fast song so they’re not being dorks about it. Unlike stiles who grabs Melissa and starts the slow dance thing all over again.

At the end of the night, the three of them– Stiles, Lydia, and their little girl– slow dance in a circle to Unforgettable, until she gets bored and runs off and then it’s just Stiles and Lydia, holding each other and rocking back and forth and Lydia leans up on her tip toes and thanks him for their family.

c00lator  asked:

hi i am super confused about what's going on in the wtnv fandom right now. what's with all the nazi-nurse related hoopla?

Although she has since changed her username, nazi-nurse provides offensive and ignorant fanart to the WTNV community. At first, she was just a cool artist who drew any WTNV idea you had. Then shit started getting weird. She made up her character, Diego (I’m not sure how familiar you are with N-N in general so if you need more clarification let me know) and turned him into an abusive fuck and she started drawing a lot of non-consensual sex and other non-con themes.

Now, she began to receive many messages asking her to please tag her non-con art (and her stuff in general) for trigger warnings. People also started asking her, “hey can you maybe change your username? The word nazi is very offensive and triggering, and when I search your username in the tag, a lot of nazi paraphernalia pops up and it’s disturbing”. She basically responded by “lol fuck you, stop being so sensitive, I’ll do what I want and I won’t fucking tag anything”. So every time someone approaches her, either nicely or not-so-nicely, her reaction is to become even more bigoted and ignorant and do even MORE of the thing you’ve asked her not to do because it is offensive. She’s clearly a sociopath.

And then of course there is the issue of her drawing not only Cecil but almost every other character as white. Aside from Carlos and Diego (if you really want to argue for them, because she still basically draws them as white people colored brown), all of her night vale characters are drawn as white (Cecil, Earl Harlan, Kevin, Steve Carlsberg, etc.) When approached about this particular issue, she doesn’t give fuck all about social justice and is completely insensitive to issues of race representation in the media. The hilarious thing is after being approached so many times about her Cecil being white, she’s been slowly darkening his skin. Like she’s trying to earn brownie points or something. But her characters are still white as hell it’s just making her look even more and more ridiculous and pathetic.

It’s not the simple issue of “oh here’s another artist that draws Cecil as white”, it’s the lengths she goes to in order to MAKE IT KNOWN that she is racist, ignorant, and insensitive to people’s triggers and other things that are very disturbing and offensive. She’s becoming more and more vulgar, and the reason this is so angering is because she is incredibly popular. People go to great lengths to defend her, with comments such as “Oh Tumblr’s just going through this annoying phase where they have to make everyone a person of color just ignore them” or “Hey your Cecil is SO MUCH MORE TAN than other white Cecils so people can’t say you aren’t diverse!” She’s giving WTNV and its fandom an extremely bad name and it’s sickening to have someone as ignorant as her be so popular, when she is truly the antithesis of everything WTNV and its creators stand for.