hooker!dean

The Walk By PersephoneShadow. Now complete.

Castiel/Dean Winchester. Rating: E, Words: 195k 

Castiel tells himself it was a one time thing, even if his night with a hooker named Dean changed his whole world, but he can’t keep away from the man fate keeps throwing in his path. Castiel is married and he knows his sexuality is an affront to God and everything he’s ever been told is right. 

Dean tells himself he doesn’t care about the weirdo with blue eyes, but every time they meet he gets a bit closer to something like hope. Dean’s nothing but a homeless waste of space with a brother in foster care a world away and a father in the wind. 

As the connection between these two lost men deepens, it threatens the carefully maintained lies their lives are built on in a story of faith, mistakes, and the journey of love.

Cover art by @hellosaidthemoonisafangirl, additional art by @winchester-reload

Prelude: Hide and Seek Main fic: The Walk

Overprotective

Drabble Prompt: “I have stabbed people with these heels before and I’m not afraid to do it again, so I would suggest not pissing me off.“ 

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Requested by: @x-x-owrooh-x-x


“What’s up, Sammy?” Dean answers his phone as he cruises down the highway in Baby, he’s always happy when he hears from his little brother.

“Hey, man.” Sam’s tired voice greets him. “I need to take a rain check. We got a break in the case so I’m gonna be at the station for a while.”

“That sucks.” Dean groans out. “What am I supposed to do now?”

“Uh go home?” Sam suggests chuckling.

“I can’t. Y/N is having a girls night with Charlie. She made me promise to stay away. I planned on crashing at your place after the bar.”

“Bring them some presents and they’ll get over the intrusion.” Sam mumbles in response, clearly back to being distracted by his work.

“Presents?”

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Dean’s New Life

Summary: Dean has been working as a hooker since being a teenager to support his brother. He isn’t able to break up with this life at the age of 30. One night Castiel gives him a lift, but during a police raid they’re both arrested. After this incident they’re going on separate ways, but Dean can’t get Castiel out of his head.

Thoughts: Again, I’m just looking for some spank bank materials when I decided to read this. hooker!dean who can resist am I right? Then it propel into this epic love story that got me crying like a baby. I’m snotting like nobody’s business. The author has a really beautiful and heartbreaking way to convey the love between Dean and Cas albeit all the violence that is going on. Extrmem gore and torture scene. Warning for non-con Alastair!Dean and Alastair!Cas. There is a moment in this fic where ungh it broke my heart because Dean’s heart was broken and all he ever did was love and love and just love so hard and with all his being and I just. The love Dean has in him is always what makes him special, his ability to love so deeply it give him strength. Just there’s this scene where they’re really hanging by the thread and the love is so overwhelming I’m flooded with tears. Read this epicness if you want to read about true love against all odds. Bless this author soul ohmygod. A BEAUTIFUL FIC!

Remember Me as a Time of Day

Title: Remember Me as a Time of Day

Author: triedunture

Pairing/Characters: Dean/Castiel

Rating: R

Word Count: 4,790

Chapters: 1/1

Summary: A gift for brokentoy who asked for teenage hooker!Dean. Castiel is still hallucinating at the mental hospital, lashing out with his angelic strength when the visions get really bad. In a desperate bid to escape Lucifer, Cas travels through time and meets a much younger Dean Winchester. Meanwhile, present day Sam, Dean, and Meg need to figure out where their angel went.

 

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anonymous asked:

Could you recommend me some fics!? :)

Hello anon! I’m not sure what types of fics you’re looking for, so I’m gonna post a few that I have bookmarked on AO3 and if you’re looking for more specific fics, shoot me another ask :)

The Walk by PersephoneShadow (aka @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper)

Castiel tells himself it was a one time thing, even if his night with a hooker named Dean changed his whole world, but he can’t keep away from the man fate keeps throwing in his path. Castiel is married and he knows his sexuality is an affront to God and everything he’s ever been told is right.

Dean tells himself he doesn’t care about the weirdo with blue eyes, but every time they meet he gets a bit closer to something like hope. Dean’s nothing but a homeless waste of space with a brother in foster care a world away and a father in the wind.

As the connection between these two lost men deepens, it threatens the carefully maintained lies their lives are built on in a story of faith, mistakes, and the journey of love.

Warnings: There’s instances of homophobia throughout the fic, violence (toward Dean, mostly) and it’s obviously NSFW since, ya know, Dean’s a sex worker.

Let It Be by PersephoneShadow (aka @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper)

Dean Winchester’s life changed forever the night a demon appeared in his brother’s nursery and killed his father.

As a hunter Mary is determined to protect her sons from the evil she has run from her whole life - the same evil that took John. But Dean also trusts his protection to the angel in a trench coat he talks to in his dreams. Through years of tribulation and uncertainty, the Winchesters (plus a corgi that might be magic and an angel that may not be real) must fight monsters, demons, and even fate itself to survive as a family.

Or: The one where Mary lives, Cas is there, and nothing and everything changes.

Warnings: Violence, but nothing that’s atypical of Supernatural in general. Other than that, not much.

This is a behemoth of a fic (over 140,000 words) but honestly, if you have the time to read this, it’s beautifully written and was my favorite fic until The Walk beat it out of first place. 

Under My Skin by @xylodemon

Dean wants to keep Cas close.

Warnings: None

This is sort of a coda fic, mostly inspired by the absolute flailing Jensen getting a tattoo caused. Honestly it’s just a really good fic and the whole idea of it is super heartwarming. (Also it has a happy ending in case you don’t like fics without happy endings. The above two also have happy endings.)

So Bitter and So Sweet by superhoney (aka pomegranatedaffodil)

Dean has known about the family curse ever since it claimed the life of his mother: anyone who dares to love a Winchester is fated to die. When he takes a chance on love and loses his husband Benny, his belief in its power only grows stronger.

Two years later, a late-night phone call from his brother Sam sends both of their lives spinning wildly out of control. Then Officer Cas Novak arrives in town, looking into the disappearance of Sam’s girlfriend Ruby, and starts asking questions Sam and Dean can’t answer. Complicating matters even further, Dean feels an immediate, overwhelming connection to the intense, blue-eyed source of their problems.

Dealing with all the secrets, the lies, and a brother slowly crumbling under the weight of his guilt doesn’t leave much time for romance, but as Cas gets closer to the truth, he also gets closer to Dean.

Inspired by the film Practical Magic.

Warnings: It’s NSFW and angsty, but has a happy ending.

For My Own by youaresunlight (aka @puppycastiel)

Five times Castiel regrets dating a movie star, and one time Dean proves him wrong.

Warnings: None

I love the idea of Dean being a movie star and this fic is super well written.

Typecast by @mnwood

Up-and-coming movie actor Castiel Novak knows he’ll never be taken seriously if all he ever plays is betas, and as an alpha he certainly doesn’t think it’s a wise career choice to play an omega. However, when he’s offered the omega role in a gay romance and learns that the much more famous (and his crush) Dean Winchester is playing the alpha, Cas decides maybe it’s time to take a risk. But when they meet on day one, Cas isn’t sure what to make of Dean’s scent.

Warnings: Very NSFW and has A/B/O dynamics. Also, Dean is aromantic and Cas is asexual, if either of those things are a nope for you.

Defiant by thestorygirl

Dean Winchester has devoted his career as a police officer to helping angel slaves in any way that he can. He even formed and heads the “Angel Welfare Task Force,” which involved him being called to consult on any case involving slaves. This passion stemmed from an incident that happened twenty years previously, when a thirteen year old Dean failed to help his friend Castiel escape being sold to a sadistic owner.

Dean had never really harbored any hope of finding his friend. He saw his work as something he did in memory of Castiel, to prevent others from suffering the same fate. But, when called out on a routine case one day, Dean was startled to find that he recognized the victim.

Warnings: Castiel is a victim of rape. Repeatedly (if I’m remembering correctly, it’s been a while since I read this). It wasn’t Dean. Angels are essentially slaves in this fic, humans have enslaved them and bound their grace with collars to keep them from accessing most of it. Very NSFW.

Literally anything by @ibelieveinthelittletreetopper is amazing. She’s a beautiful writer and her fics are so well put together and just… *gestures wildly to her AO3*

Also anything by @ozonecologne (her codas, specifically) are beautiful and should absolutely be on your to read list. Her AO3 can be found here. You do have to have an AO3 account to read her things, since she was having trouble with people uploading her fics on other sites without her permission. You can also browse her fic page on her tumblr here.

Also anything and everything by @ltleflrt should be devoured ASAP. AO3 here.

@grey2510 is also a phenomenal writer, whose AO3 is here

Anything by @elizabethrobertajones and @mittensmorgul whose AO3s can be found here and here, respectively.

Also I’m gonna throw this one on at the end. I’m reading it currently and I have absolutely no idea how it’ll end because I’m only two chapters in, so mind the tags.

The Path of Fireflies by museaway

After his humanity is restored, Dean wakes up in bed with Castiel, a wedding ring, and no memory of the past twelve years.

This is a recommendation from ibelieveinthelittletreetopper, I think… I’ve had it open on my laptop trying to read it between studying for my tests. The first two chapters are excellent.

(I just realized all of these are destiel fics which is basically all that I read aside from Cockles fics from specific authors so… sorry if you’re not looking for destiel fics? I’m also 100% sure I’m forgetting people so SORRY TO ANYONE I FORGOT)

If you’d like specific types of fics, feel free to send me another ask. You can also check out @deancasbigbang, a lot of those fics are posting/have posted recently, and DCBB fics are amazing.

the liquor is top shelf - a huster/hooker!dean winchester fanmix

  1. Carmen || Lana Del Rey
  2. Cake || Mindless Self Indulgence
  3. Guilty || Marina & The Diamonds
  4. Tight || Mindless Self Indulgence
  5. Pretty Face || Soley
  6. Put Me In a Movie || Lana Del Rey
  7. Teen Idle || Marina & the Diamonds
  8. Government Hooker || Lady Gaga 
  9. Homewrecker || Marina & the Diamonds
  10. Ooh Baby || Lana Del Rey

Length: 35 mins || Listen here || Playlist by Meidobuns

Remember Me as a Time of Day

Summary: Castiel is still hallucinating at the mental hospital, lashing out with his angelic strength when the visions get really bad. In a desperate bid to escape Lucifer, Cas travels through time and meets a much younger Dean Winchester. Meanwhile, present day Sam, Dean, and Meg need to figure out where their angel went.

Favorite quote:

“Do I love you too?” he asks. “There in the future?”

“No.” I kiss his eyelids.

“How do you know?”

Title: Closed Circuits
Author: ozonecologne
Artist: Subtextiel
Rating: Mature
Word Count: 22,371
Pairing(s): Castiel/Dean Winchester
Warnings: No archive warnings apply
Tropes: cyberpunk au, cyborg!Cas, hooker!Dean, bodysharing, psychic bond/telepathy, riding/topping from the bottom

In a neon backlit future ruled by capitalistic terror, the best respite is an to escape into the dark corners of the web – a world wider and freer than the one of flesh and bone. People are connected with electricity, cables tied to their minds and signals sent to their hearts whether they’re real or not.

Dean Winchester keeps losing pieces of himself in the gutter. Good memories most times and bad memories only sometimes, he sells them off to those that need a fix to survive. Slowly forgetting who he is and why he’s doing this, someone neither man nor machine offers him a way to break the cycle.

By giving away all of his memories to Castiel, who longs more than anything to be all the way human, the pair starts to unravel an age-old question: what is it that makes us who we are?

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Happy Birthday Sammy!

Summary: Dean surprises Sam for his birthday.

Sam X Reader
Fluff
1.8K word count


Sam looks at his phone, it is Dean, Sam answers because he should have something for this case.  “Hey baby brother, Happy Birthday!” Dean exclaimed.
“Thanks Dean!” Sam replied
“So Sammy, I got you a little something.” Dean said trying to be cool.
Sam just sighed and scratched the back of his head. “What dida get me?”
“Oh you’ll see… it’ll be there within the hour.”
“Dean, I swear if you got me a hooker…”

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kissyoursanitygoodbye  asked:

Your top ten favorite destiel fics?

Ahahhaa my top 10 destiel fics? That’s going to be a hard one because I read so many! And at the risks of repeating myself to because goddamnit, Wave is awesome! Here goes:

Wrong Place, Right Time by  palominopup

Summary: Dean goes into a bar for a drink after a bad week…Cas is there and mistakes Dean for a “hooker”, he offers Dean money and Dean - who hasn’t been laid in awhile and well, look at Cas - would you turn him down? - anyway… Cas wakes up and the cash is still on the dresser of the hotel room. Move ahead a week - Cas is in a car accident and takes his precious Vette to Winchester Motor Company where the CEO is no other than the hooker.

Note: Cas has a kid and ohgod it’s so sweet and domestic at times i almost puke!!

The Way to a Man’s Heart is Through Chlamydia by violue

Summary: Dean doesn’t expect to see his one night stand again, but then again he also doesn’t expect to find out he has an STD. Sometimes life is hilarious like that.

Note: Don’t even. This is too cute.

Pride And Prejudice And Knotting by Angrysouffle

Summary: It is a truth universally acknowledged that a single alpha in possession of a good fortune must be in want of an omega. Castiel is the most arrogant and irresistible alpha Dean has ever met, and virginal to boot. Dean is the most rebellious and flirtatious omega Castiel has ever come across. Also the most beautiful and difficult to propose to. Will Dean and Cas ever get their act together? Will Sam and Gabriel or Hannah and Charlie beat them to it?

Note: I have never read P&P but I will after reading this and the fact that the author blends the ABO universe so well into the hierarchy thingy in such setting is on point!! Can I say Cas is awesome?

Exonerated by thecouchcarrot

Summary: AU Dean/Cas. Years ago, Dean Winchester was the detective who put serial killer Castiel Goodwin behind bars. Last spring, Cas was proven innocent and his conviction overturned. Neither could’ve predicted the way their lives would intertwine… Now Complete.

Note: This is fluff and then it became angsty and then you’re like no Cas! Unfortunately the author has pull the fic out to publish it :( but good for her!

Santorum Will Pry My Porn From My Cold Dead Hands by AlreadyPainfullyGone

Summary: AU President Santorum bans all pornography, and Dean decides to start his very own prohibition racket. Unfortunately, the only person he can find to ‘perform’ is Castiel.

Note: If you haven’t read this. GO. GO NOW and read this. This is pure fluff and it will make you crack up, you’ll snort juice out of your nose. Like fucking hell!!!

Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) by kototyph

Summary: Dean’s done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov– likable guys he’s ever known. Dean doesn’t know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.

Note: If you’re into fake!marriage trope and domestic sweetness this is your fic!!

Together, They Fight Crime by stoatsandwich

Summary: Dean is an ex-Green Beret who hunts monsters for the FBI. Castiel is a teenage psychic on his last chance.

Note: One word. Pain. Ugh.

The Prank That Filled the Spank Bank by Bookkbaby

Summary: It starts with a prank war and a chance meeting at the auto shop Dean works at. (Based off of Almaasi’s prompt: Castiel records audio pornography. Not professionally, or anything - he writes it and then reads it out, and uploads it free to the world. It’s not Dean’s usual type of porn - at all - but there’s something about Castiel’s gravelly, yet somehow smooth and beautiful voice that keeps him hooked.)

Note: Hilarious!!! Ohmygod.

And I Will Walk On Water by tracy_loo_who

Summary: This fic is set after season 4 and totals ~122,600 words. It’s a story about friendship and love, recovery and trust, free will, and Dean and Castiel’s journey through it all. It’s also about chocolate and hugs. If you read it, I really hope you enjoy it. ♥

Note: One of the first long fic I’ve read that is canon verse and to watch the fall of Castiel and his discovery of life as a human is beautiful. Sweet and ugh!

I Wanna Get Outside (Of Me) by emwebb17

Summary: Dean is a novice in the dom/sub world asked by his employer as a desperate last resort to be a sub for his recluse of a brother, Castiel. Castiel is a diagnosed OCD suffering from PTSD and agoraphobia, mysophobia, and dystychiphobia. Needless to say—he’s a mess who hasn’t stepped out of his home in literally seven years. The only times Gabriel can see traces of the way his brother used to be is when he feels in control—specifically when he has control over a sub. However, due to his idiosyncrasies and paranoia, keeping a sub around has been impossible. Enter Dean, who’s not a very traditional submissive, to try his hand at subbing for the hermit.

Note: This is just dom/sub relationship on point. I love the contract.

So here they are @emoprincxss . Of course, I have way more favs but I’m not going to list godlike Destiel fics like Carry On, Breathe of All Thing etc because well I’m sure you all are not new to destiel fics! Hahaha i see a pattern with my fav, I love fluff and domesticated fic but on and off I love some angst too :D 

And if you all are interested, I have my own fics too :) Which is just angst LOL. It’s A Terrible Life and it’s sequel It’s A Past Life.

100 kinks challenge

Ok so I’m starting this. I’m running this totally on requests so send me a character and a number and I’ll write you a oneshot 😊

The kinks will work on a first come first served basis so the first character i receive for a certain number will be the one i write. If a character has already been chosen for a particular kink, their name will be in brackets next to it and there will be a link to the oneshot when it is written. Send in a request here

Disclaimer: I did not make this list, I found it in the ‘100 kink challange’ tag

1.Kissing (Gabriel)
2.Discovering boundaries (making rules)
3.On the sofa(Cain)
4.Masturbation (Dean)
5.Hair Pulling (Sam)
6.Oral sex (Gadreel)
7.Something new
8.Romantic evening (Sam)
9.First time (Castiel)
10.Blindfolds (Cain)
11.No speaking (Chuck)
12.Sex game (Adam)
13.One catches the other Masturbating (Castiel)
14.Sex toys (Crowley)
15.Surprise sex (Sam)
16.Dry humping (Gabriel)
17.Teasing (Balthazar)
18.In a car (Adam)
19.Almost getting caught (John)
20.Break up/make up sex (Dean)
21.Clubbing (as in night club, unless you’re really kinky) (Balthazar)
22.Spanking (Sam)
23.Dirty talk (Chuck)
24.Biting (Dean)
25.Correcting each other’s technique (Castiel)
26.Not usual clothing/dress up (Charlie)
27.Inappropriate location (Sam)
28.Gags (Chuck)
29.In the bath/shower (Crowley)
30.Phone sex (Crowley)
31.Fully clothed (Kevin)
32.Skype/web cam sex (Sam)
33.Morning sex (Gabriel)
34.Voyeurism (Dean)
35.Public/semi public sex (Adam)
36.Against the wall (Dean)
37.Pain/sensation play (Crowley)
38.Medical play
39.Creative sexual positions (Kevin)
40.Cross-dressing
41.Spontaneous sex (Dean)
42.Double penetration (Demon!Dean and Crowley)
43.Bad sex/goes wrong (John)
44.Casual sex (Kevin)
45.Pushing boundaries (Sam)
46.Unique to the pairing
47.Bondage (Cas)
48.I love you (Rowena)
49.Chair sex (Balthazar)
50.Loud sex/knowing someone can hear (Dean)
51.Telling each other a kink and doing them (Gabriel)
52.Lingerie (Crowley)
53.Mirror (Crowley)
54.Writing a smut fic to each other and reading it to them (Sam)
55.In a really dirty place
56.Food (Dean)
57.A third person watches them (Michael and Adam)
58.Sensory deprivation (Michael)
59.Leather and metal (Lucifer)
60.Breath play (Crowley)
61.Dom/sub (Castiel)
62.Comfort sex (Gabriel)
63.Getting caught (Micheal)
64.Explaining their relationship to someone who didn’t know
65.Fight sex (Gadreel)
66.Outdoors (Sam)
67.Threesome/group sex (Gabriel + Balthazar)
68.Filming themselves (John)
69.Involving a hooker (Dean)
70.After an injury (Sam)
71.Hot and cold play (Micheal)
72.No foreplay (Chuck)
73.Spider walking (Kevin)
74.In/by a Swimming pool (Sam)
75.Inventing a secret sex language to use in public (Dean)
76.Smutty/sloppy/dirty sex (Crowley)
77.Sex toys (Sam)
78.Birthday surprise (Chuck)
79.Calming the others anger (Dean)
80.Sex machine (Dean)
81.Drunk (Dean)
82.Humiliation kink (Lucifer!Castiel)
83.Quickies (Kevin)
84.Needy, clingy sex (Dean)
85.Wake up In the middle of the night and have sex (Dean)
86.Really rough, shove-y sex (John)
87.No pain, just pleasure (Kevin)
88.Sex marathon (Sam)
89.On a plane (Dean)
90.Bizarre kink (Charlie)
91.In the dark
92.By the fire (Lucifer)
93.Christmas (Lucifer)
94.Silly giggly sex (Sam)
95.Plugs (Crowley)
96.While one of them is on the phone (Dean)
97.The others birthday 
98.Restrained sex (Kevin)
99.Tantric sex (Dean)
100.Repeating their favourite kink

Houses of the Holy - Part 1

Word Count: 2158

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Warnings: Language, implied smut right at the start.

A/N: Threw another prompt from the Dean One Week Writing Challenge into this. “If there’s no food, I’m not going.” 

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Dean rolled his body off of yours, both of you glistening in sweat and panting. He laid on his side to face you and you did the same, smiling at him. “Ready for round 4?” You gasped as you tried catching your breath. Dean leaned in and quickly kissed your lips.

“As much as I would love that, Sam’s coming back soon.” He sighed as he stood up and grabbed both sets clothes from the floor. You slid into your clothes as quick as possible without even leaving the bed. “Plus, I don’t think you’re up for it. You look like you could fall asleep in about 30 seconds.” He chuckled laid back down and pulled you to his chest, running his hand up the back of your shirt to trace the scar on your back.

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Love Hurts

Pairing: Soulless!Sam x Reader

Warnings: Angst, smut, unprotected sex (consent and condoms are key kiddos)

Word count: 1,630

A/N: This is my first time writing Soulless!Sam, so I’m not sure how well I’ve written this character. Feedback is appreciated! Hope y’all enjoy this! xx

Originally posted by spnjensenlove02


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Blue with white lettering, the wooden plaque screwed to the door reads:

Dean hates faith healers. Scam artists and power-hungry dicks, all of them. But with Sam nearing the end of his rope and desperate for a way to keep their father’s last words from being true, Dean has no choice but to turn to the enigmatic and irascible Castiel, more tattooed junkie than spiritual leader, in hopes of finding a way to cure Sam. Yet Castiel hides dangerous secrets, and Dean soon learns they have more to worry about than just Yellow Eyes and Sam’s growing demonic abilities. War is coming.

Featuring hooker!Dean, Endverse-flavoured!Cas, and Sam with adorable S2 hair. Canon divergent after 2.10. | 62,000 words | Explicit | Dean/Cas with strong Sam&Cas friendship

Written by punkascas for DCBB 2015, with art by the always amazing and fantastic mycolour.

! - PREMIERING ON AO3 NOVEMBER 23 2015 - !

Supernatural 11x21: Damn, That Episode Was A Hot Mess

Seriously, though. Where do I even start?

Let’s start with something unusual: I actually liked something about this episode. The first convo between Dean and Chuck/God, where he cries and asks how he could have abandoned them, all dripping with Daddy issues, and the tentative, uncertain anger, like he’s not sure if he’s allowed to say this, like he was worried about getting hit for talking back, looking so betrayed…I liked that. That was in character, and exactly how that shoulda gone down. Look at what Jensen can do when you actually GIVE him something.

I even liked the Impala conversation where Dean&Sam try to explain the plot to Donatello, even if I was irritated at Donatello being there in the first place.

But then, as if to make up for a moderately decent five minutes, Bucklemming pushed their BUCKLEMMINGNESS up to eleven.

  • LOL, at them trying to throw Ghost!Kevin out there in the shortest possible cameo, like we gonna forget their racist asses killed him for Dean’s manpain in the first place, because Osric got two lines of dialog about how some white dudes should trust this other white dude, before he got Fed-Exed to Heaven.
  • WHAT ABOUT LINDA TRAN? Does she know her ghost!son moved on? 
  • WHY DID NOBODY REMEMBER THAT METATRON KILLED ALL THE PROPHETS?? IN AN EPISODE WITH KEVIN, WHO WAS KILLED BY METATRON FOR BEING A PROPHET???
  • No, really, they even had Dean and Sam say something about how CROWLEY once rounded up the prophets and killed (or tried to kill) them all. Which is not what actually happened in S8? Like I’m not a Crowley defender, but Crowley specifically needed the prophets ALIVE to read the Tablets. That’s why he kidnapped them, and he only killed one if memory serves.
  • But no mention of Metatron killing all the prophets? Even thought that was a major plot of S9? THAT BUCKLEMMING STARTED!
  • A lot of people were like “Why are they wasting time with Donatello when they just could brought back Kevin?” Come on now.
  • Why bring an unjustly killed-off PoC that fans actually like, when you could have a new basic white dude being basic? I mean, that might imply you were fucking wrong for killing Kevin off, that you’re the kind of racist shitweaseles who think it’s a good idea to put a black woman in a collar and have her call a white dude “master”?
  • They replaced Kevin with a basic white dude in an episode KEVIN WAS ACTUALLY IN. Let that shit sink in. Let it drip into every pore.
  • The whole “Firewall” thing that God called Dean…God said he was important because of that. Not that DEAN was important because he was Dean. That is no better than saying Sam&Dean only keep Cas around cause he’s a useful tool. Dean is more than Daddy’s Blunt Little Instrument.
  • Nice to see that Bucklemming made SAM the stupid one for laughs for a change. “Why are planets round?” “Why are ears a thing?”. Sam is a college-educated man, he doesn’t need to ask, he knows the science of these things (REMEMBER WHEN SPN USED TO FUSE SCIENCE AND THEOLOGY HAHA GOOD TIMES EDLUND IS NEVER RETURNING FROM WAR).
  • So from that, I think we can surmise that Bucklemming are confused by ears and round things. Not surprising.
  • Like they all just randomly stop caring about saving Cas mid-way through? And now it’s just important to save Cas cause he’s housing Lucifer? Lucifer is the one that matters in this?
  • Cas is still possessed, even though GOD IS RIGHT THERE AND CAN MAKE A NEW VESSEL FOR LUCIFER TO SULK IN. But doesn’t, and neither Dean nor Sam seem to care or say anything.
  • HAHA GOTTA REFERENCE PORN AND HOOKERS IN RELATION TO DEAN CAUSE WE’RE BUCKLEMMING AND WE HAVE A GROSS FETISH FOR THAT. DON’T KINKSHAME US!!
  • Doofy asshole God is on the surface amusing, but it’s actually really terrible for the narrative.
  • Dean in the Forest of Rapeyness. Why? Why was that something I had to look at with my eyeballs? Your fetish for “Men Being Raped/Threatened With Rape” is showing, Bucklemming.
  • How did Dean get home? Did he have to take the bus home from the Forest of Rapeyness?
  • Does Amara have lines that aren’t some variation of “Fuck my dumb brother and his dumb planet” and “Dean I know you secretly want to fuck me and I know this because you’re being forced to want to fuck me against your consent so hows about you just fuck me?” or “*creepy face touching*”??? THAT’S ALL SHE DOES.
  • Why is the show acting like Metatron had some kind of redemption arc? He didn’t. He is an unrepentant villain. He never expressed remorse for what he did, paid penance, tried to redeem himself.
  • I don’t care if he’s dead.
  • Fuck him, he killed Kevin, and Dean, and mutilated Cas.
  • “Spare this!” Wow, way to not even try with this bad action movie dialog, Bucklemming.
  • WHY IS NO ONE CONCERNED ABOUT CAS??

ETA: And why was Amara “warding herself against God” when she was A.) Trying to reach him all season, and B.)Torturing Casifer JUST to get him to pray to God and bring him to her lair? That’s like turning off your phone and getting mad when you don’t get any texts.

Week fifteen- SPN Hiatus Writing Challenge

Title: Bait
Characters: Sam, Dean x sister!reader
Word Count: 1440
Warnings: the word hooker, mild violence

Prompt: “I’m trying my best to be polite, here.”
A/N: This is my entry for SPN Hiatus Writing Challenge Sorry it’s late
Tags: @one-shots-supernatural

You looked at yourself in the mirror and you were not happy. The person staring back at you was not you. Instead of flannel and skinny jeans you had on a short tight blue dress that left little to the imagination and six inch black heels. Instead of your normal natural clean face you had heavy makeup on. Instead of your normal ponytail or braid you had done your hair in tight curls that would last the night. It wasn’t that you looked bad it just wasn’t you. You sighed it was nights like this you really hated your job. You and your brothers had caught word of a vampire that was wreaking havoc in a nearby town. It turned out that the three of you were the closest to the mess and with much reluctance from your big brothers it was decided that you would be used as bait for tonight.

You looked at yourself one last time in the mirror before making your way to your brothers. The boys turned their heads as they heard your heels clicking into the library. When they finally got a good look at you both of their eyes widened and their mouths dropped.
Dean was the first to be able to get words out. “You look like a hooker!”

“Dean!” Sam scolded

“What I’m trying my best to be polite, here.”

Sam looked at him like he was crazy. “How by calling our sister a hooker?”

Dean gave Sam his ‘isn’t it obvious look’ “Well yay I just mean she looks the part. What did you want me to say? That she looks hot, that would just be weird.”

You just rolled your eyes. “Can we just get this over with?” You wanted to get this done and over with as soon as possible.

Sam stood “She right, we need to leave now if we want to get there on time.”

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You sat at the bar waiting for your target to come in. You were nursing your drink while you looked around. It was a 9 o’clock on a Friday night and the bar was filled with people drinking their week away. Your brothers sat in the back keeping an eye on you ready to step in when the vampire took the bait. You checked the watch on your wrist you had already been there for an hour and still no sign of him. You could be at home right now in yoga pants and binge watching Netflix, but instead you were in a bar that was too full for your liking. You liked to drink just as much as the next hunter but you preferred to do it in the comfort of your own home. Just then movement caught the corner of your eye. There was a man with jet black hair was too well dressed for a whole in the wall place like this. You knew that it was him and that it was show time. You looked at your watch again and let out a dejected sigh. You heard the stool next to you being pulled out.

A smooth voice spoke next to you. “What is a pretty little thing like you sitting all by yourself?”

You looked up and met a pair or brown eyes and gave a sad smile. “I was supposed to meet a date here but I don’t think that he’s going to make it. It’s the perfect ending to the crappy week I’ve been having.” You looked down at your drink. “Sorry you don’t need to hear my sap story.”

“What kind of gentlemen would I be if I didn’t help a damsel in distress out?” You looked up to be met with a charming smile, you gave him one back. “There’s a smile. Why don’t you let me buy you a drink and see what we can do about your problems?”

Just like that the two of you started talking. An hour and a half later your new “friend” just finished telling a story that the two of you were laughing at. When he finished he turned and looked at you “Why don’t we get out of here?” You nodded back with a shy smile and took his hand while you were making your way out the door you made eye contact with your brothers.

As soon as you reached the dark alley the vampire pinned you against the wall. You looked back at him with wide fear filled eyes. He smiled sadistically at you enjoying your terror. “Aww what’s that matter cat got your tongue?” He grinned wider as you whimpered. He took his hand and ran it across your cheek. His smile grew wide as you flinched.

He looked at you with glee filled eyes with his fangs on full display clearly enjoying his little game. “What’s that matter do you not like me anymore? You didn’t seem to have any problem in the bar. Don’t tell me you were playing games.” He pushed you harder against the wall. You winced at the presser he was applying to your arms

“Pl… please don’t hurt me” you whimpered. He leaned in closely his lips touching your earlobe

“So you were just playing games weren’t you. You’re just a little tease,’ He shook his head in disappointment. ‘That is such a shame.”

“Please just let me go. I just want to go home.” You pleaded one last time.

He ran his hand over your exposed neck. “Why would I do that? Who is going to care if I snap that pretty little neck of yours?”

It was your turn to smirk. He took a step back in shock seeing all traces of fear leaving your body.

“They will.” You stated looking over his shoulder.

The vampire turned around to be met with the sight of your two very large, angry looking older brothers. In one swift movement before the vampire could move Dean hacked his head off with the machete he had in his hand. Dean’s green eyes met yours, the coldness quickly leaving them to fill with concern.

“You good?” He asked.

“Yeah I’m fine.” You answered

Dean visibly relaxed at your response. You look at Dean with the best serious face that you could muster. “You owe me a new dress though you got blood all over this one.”

Dean just raised an eyebrow at you “I thought you hated that dress?”

You crossed your arms and stood your ground. “I do but that’s beside the point, how am I going to be the bait next time if you ruined my dress?”

Dean opened his mouth to reply but Sam cut him off before he could. “I don’t think now is the best time to discuss this, we’ll figure it out when we get back to the bunker.”

You sighed and uncrossed your arms “Fine, you’re right’ you moved closer to Sam ‘besides my feet are killing me I can’t wait to get out of these shoes.”

You started to take off your shoes as your brothers looked at you like you were crazy for doing that in the alley. With shoes in hand you looked up and met Sam’s confused eye’s “Can I have a piggy back ride Sammy?”

“Are you serious?” Sam asked.

You pouted and gave him your best puppy dog eyes “Please Sammy.” He sighed and turned around, squatting down in front of you. You couldn’t help but cheer as you hop on. You climbed on and wrapped your arms around his neck as he secured his arms under your legs to make sure you didn’t fall. As he rose and walked away you could hear Dean laughing “You are so whipped.”

“Please you would have caved sooner and we both know you’re going to buy her a new dress.” Sam retorted.

Dean pouted like a little kid “Pff no I wasn’t” he denied even though he knew it was completely true.

You knew that this argument could last a long time so up interrupted “Hey you two can argue about who loves me more later, but right now I am tried and hungry so onward.” You stated gently pulling on Sam’s hair

He gave you a dirty look the best he could over his shoulder “I’ll drop you.”

“No you won’t you love me too much” You couldn’t help but laugh as they muttered about how you were a brat. The three of you lived a crazy, dangerous and sometime heart breaking life but as long as you had your brothers and moments like this you would be alright and you wouldn’t have it any other way.

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