Guardians was pretty solid! It was pretty much introductory episode 101, more so than usual in a Telltale first episode, but still very enjoyable. Characters are fun, combat is cool, music is fantastic, and it left me craving for episode 2, since that seems to be where the plot starts to roll. GG Telltale, this has been said a million times already, but I’m hooked on a feelin’
[Verse 1 - Nicki Minaj:] I’m with some hood girls lookin’ back at it And a good girl in my tax bracket Got a black card that let Saks have it These Chanel bags is a bad habit I-I do balls, Dal Mavericks, my Maybach, black matted Mitch, never left but I’m back at it And I’m feelin’ myself, jack rabbit Feelin’ myself, back off, Cause I’m feelin’ myself, back off He be thinking about me when he slacks off Whacks on? Wax off National anthem hats off, then I curve that daddy, like a bad toss Lemme get a number 2, with some Mac sauce On The Run Tour, with my mask off
[Bridge 1 - Scottie:] Changed the game with that digital drop Know where you was when that digital popped I stopped the world Male or female, it make no difference I stop the world, world stop… Carry on
[Verse 2 - Mitchie:] Kitty on peak, pretty on fleek Pretty gang, always keep them daddy’s on geek Ridin’ through Texas, (Texas) feed ‘em for his breakfast Every time I whip it, I be talkin’ so reckless He said, “Damn, Mitchie, you tight, ” I say, “Yeah, daddy, you right.” He say, “Damn, bae, you so little, but you be really using those pipes.” I say, “Yes, daddy, I do but I got brain like NYU.” I said, “Teach me, daddy, teach me. All this learnin’ here is by you.”
[Bridge 2 - Mitchie and Scottie:] Cookin’ up the base, lookin’ like a kilo He just wanna taste, buildin’ up my ego Ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego, ego
[Verse 3 - Mitchie:] Bitches ain’t got punchlines or flow I have both and an empire also
Let that ho ho, let that ho know, he in love with that coco Why these bitches don’t never be learnin’ You bitches will never get what I be earnin’ I’m still gettin’ plaques, from my records that’s urban Ain’t gotta rely on top 40 I am a rap legend, just go ask the kings of rap Who is the queen and things of that Nature, look at my finger, that is a glacier, hits like a lazeeeerrrrrr… Mitchie: RRRRRR Trippin’ on that work, trippin’ off that purp Flippin’ up my skirt and I be whippin’ all that work Takin’ trips with all them ki’s, car keys got b’s Stingin’ with the Queen B and we be whippin’ all that D Cause we dope girls we flawless, we the poster girls for all this We run around with them ballers, only real daddy’s on my call list I’m the big kahuna, go let them whores know Just on this song alone, Mitch is on her fourth flow
[Outro - Mitchie:] Hahahahahaha RRRRRR You like it don’t you? Snitches! Subscribe!