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Updated Cast List (as of January 31, 2017)

Returning Characters:

Rapunzel - Mandy Moore
Eugene Fitzherbert - Zachary Levi
Queen Arianna - Julie Bowen
King Frederic - Clancy Brown
Captain of the Guard - M.C. Gainey
Big Nose - Jeffrey Tambor
Shorty - Paul F. Tompkins
Vladimir - Charles Halford
Attila Buckethead - Steve Blum

New Characters:

Cassandra - Eden Espinosa
Lady Caine - Laura  Benanti
Varian - Jeremy Jordan
Quirin -  Jonathan Banks
Xavier  -  Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje 
Old Lady Crowley - Pat Carroll
Pete the Guard -  Sean Hayes
Stan the Guard -  Diedrich Bader
Lance Strongbow -  James Monroe Iglehart
Hook Foot -  Jeff Ross
Nigel - Peter MacNicol
Uncle Monty - Richard Kind

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“In Australia, we had guns, right? Up until 1996. In 1996, Australia had the biggest massacre on earth. Still hasn’t been beaten. After that they banned the guns. Now in the 10 years before Port Arthur, there was 10 massacres. Since the gun ban in 1996 there hasn’t been a single massacre since. I don’t know how or why this happened, uh, maybe it was a coincidence, right?

Now I know Australia and America are two vastly different cultures with different people. Right? I get it. In Australia, we have the biggest massacre on earth and  the Australian government went ‘THAT’S IT, NO MORE GUNS!’ and we all went, 'yeah, alright then. Seems fair enough.' 

Now in America, you have the Sandy Hook massacre where little tiny children died and your government went 'Maybe … we’ll get rid of the big guns?’ And 50% of you went 'FUCK YOU DON’T TAKE MY GUNS!’”