I’ll post my baby girl once she decides to emerge from under my bed BUT here’s what u should know:
• Her name is Josie. I will be calling her Jo often.
• She is tiny. 2 years old and around 5 lbs.
• She is a short-haired dilute calico with an amber eye.
• Yes, I said eye. She only has one. She had to have an enulation because she was found with a fish hook through her left eye socket.
• She loves to be held and make biscuits with her itsy bitsy feet
• Seriously she’s so small the other cat I live with is a 15+ lb Himalayan mix and I never realized how massive he is until I met this tiny creature
headcanon that Steve never refers to sex by any regular names. It's always some weird shit like "intercourse" or "coitus" or even something extremely lame like "hanky panky". Steve once asked Sam if he wants to do the "horizontal hula" and Sam's never been so consistently soft in his life