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Batfamily as things my family has said

Barbara: “If you eat that piece of bacon I swear to god this friendship is over" 

Dick: *sneaks up on unsuspecting sibling* *randomly drops and crushes said sibling with all their weight* "HUMPBACK WHALE!!!" 

Jason: "Hey come here, I have to tell you a secret. Closer. Little closer.” *sticks tongue in their ear* 

Cass: “I’m sorry but I really don’t like you and I want you to stay outside of my house or maybe just be dead and burn in the darkest pits of hell please" 

Tim: *loses battery for the remote* "WHY WON’T GOD JUST FREAKING LET ME DIE I THINK I’VE EARNED IT BY NOW" 

Stephanie: *accidentally sets fire to counter* "You know, maybe you shouldn’t play with fire anymore” “Yeah, maybe-” *lights match* “-but not today" 

Damian: "You know once a kid dared me to stick up the middle finger in kindergarten and I did and the second I did it he called the teacher and she made me sit out recess that day and this is why I have trust issues" 

Alfred: *banging pots and pans* "GET THE FRICK DOWNSTAIRS YOU PEASANTS I MADE CUPCAKES AND NEED VALIDATION ON MY BAKING ABILITIES" 

Bruce: "hOw DaRe YoU dIsReSpEct mE!!! i aM tHe KiNg Of tHiS LiViNg RoOm!!!" 

Character Study: Jason Peter Todd

Anon asked: sorry i keep asking dick and jason questions but can you like do an overview of their personalities and like use in-text examples? its hard for me to get a grasp on characters and their mannerisms and personalities.

Quick Background: Jason practically grew up on the streets as a kid. Between his father who was stuck in a perpetual revolving door of prison sentences and a drug addicted mother, he didn’t have much of a family life before joining the Batfamily. His father was murdered by Two-face and his mother died of an overdose, leaving a young Jason to survive on the streets. Batman found Jason one night while Jason was in the process of stealing the tires off the Batmobile. Bruce will eventually come to take in Jason and give him the mantle of being the second Robin. After only being Robin for a few years he is murdered at the age of 16 by the Joker. He is resurrected by the Lazarus Pit and has since become the problematic character that we all know and love. 

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Jason Todd's Life Told 1960s Robin Style
  • Birth: holy unhealthy family, Batman!
  • Childhood: holy bad influences, Batman!
  • Meeting Batman: holy jacked tires, Batman!
  • Being robin: holy booty shorts, Batman!
  • Dying: holy crowbars Batman!
  • Death: holy non avenged child, Batman!
  • Resurrection: holy secret Lazarus pit, Batman!
  • Under the red hood: holy takeover of the underworld of Gotham, Batman!
  • Under the Red Hood 2: holy shit, I've been bamboozled, Batman!
  • Batman and Robin era (dick and dami): holy poor fashion choices, Batman!
  • Red hood and the outlaws: holy sexy vigilante sidekicks, Batman!
  • Red hood and arsenal: holy joker's daughter, Batman!
  • Red hood and the outlaws rebirth: holy shit I'm outclassed, Batman!
Things Jason Todd has eaten on a dare

• An old banana 

• A worm 

• A raw egg 

• A piece of bread soaked in apple juice 

• A fish stick dipped in jelly 

• Pickles with yogurt 

• Two month-old pasta Tim found in the back of his fridge 

• A button 

• A quarter 

• A handful of dry spaghetti noodles 

• A hamburger wrapper he found in an alley 

• Damian’s detention slip 

• A dead fish 

• Chocolate-covered ants 

• Ham flavored ice cream 

• Bruce’s cooking