hood status

Jason infiltrates the League of Assassins and the only reason they realize he’s there is because he posts a picture to all his social media accounts of him crouching next to the Lazarus Pit, captioned: “Come to the Lazarus Pit in the next twenty minutes IF YOU WANT AN ASS KICKING.”

An actual meeting between Zagtoon Execs and their Dark Lord

Dark Hooded Figure: Status report.

Jeremy Zag: I released the spoiler just as you asked, My Lord.

DHF: Did the fandom react sufficiently?

Thomas Astruc: There was quite the outcry between the Anti-Chloe and Pro-Chloe sides of the fandom, but it was inadequate for our needs.

DHF: I see. Have Kenya release older concept sketches of Chloe. Rename her ‘Amber’ and market her as Chloe’s twin.

TA: And if that does not work?

DHF: Then do as you do best, Thomas: lie. Spread as much discord as you can. Their rage and turmoil sustains me.

JZ and TA: Yes, Master.

Ship status as of 4x17, Best Laid Plans
  • Captain Swan: OH MY BEAUTIFUL BABIES DID YOU SEE HOW EMMA'S HEAD LAID RIGHT ON HIS CHEST DURING THE SLEEPING CURSE GAHHHH
  • Snowing: ouch.
  • Outlaw Queen: ROBIN WAS IN THE PROMO FOR THE NEXT EPISODE YESSSSSSSSS LOOK WHO'S BACK
  • Rumbelle: OMG HE KISSED HER HAND AND TALKED TO HER AND I DON'T CARE THAT SHE WAS UNCONSCIOUS HELP I CAN'T
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Could Rap Music Be Whitewashed The Way Rock ‘N’ Roll Was?
In 1960, black rock 'n' roll guitarists like Chuck Berry were among the most vital forces driving popular culture. By 1970, a black rock 'n' roll guitarist like Jimi Hendrix was considered a strange anomaly. Over the course of a decade rock music went from being a pan-racial conversation to a serious, studious pursuit for white people -- or, in any case, that's the way it was widely perceived. That lightning-fast historic whitewashing is the story at the center of my friend Jack Hamilton's new book, Just Around Midnight: Rock And Roll And The Racial Imagination. Hamilton is a music critic for Slate and a professor of American Studies and Media Studies at the University Of Virginia, and his criticism and academic rigor are all over Just Around Midnight. This is an academic book -- Harvard University Press published it -- but Hamilton writes with a conversational immediacy that makes it profoundly readable; I finished most of it on a single train ride last week. Hamilton writes about the

VERY IMPORTANT!!!!

Tagged by @billybogshank to do Foxy… but I’m-a do anthro Foxy.

PLACE IN SOCIETY

  • FINANCIAL – wealthy / moderate / poor / in poverty / self sustaining
  • MEDICAL – fit / moderate / sickly / disabled/ disadvantaged

  • CLASS OR CASTE – upper / middle / working / slave or servant / unsure (how exactly do you classify a pirate???)
  • EDUCATION – qualified / unqualified / studying.
  • CRIMINAL RECORD – yes, for major crimes / yes, for minor crimes / has aided committed crimes but not been caught yet / none / in multiple countries / where all am i wanted again? (notorious for not having a coin to his name despite committing several, oftentimes high-profile robberies a la Robin Hood)

FAMILY

  • MARITAL STATUS – married, happily / married, unhappily / engaged / partnered / single / divorced / widow or widower / separated / it’s complicated
  • CHILDREN – has a child or children / no children / wants children / adopted a child
  • FAMILY – close with sibling(s) / not close with sibling(s) / has no sibling(s) / sibling(s) are deceased
  • AFFILIATION – orphaned / adopted / disowned / raised by birth parents / other

TRAITS & TENDENCIES

  • extroverted / introverted / in-between
  • disorganized / organized / in-between
  • close-minded / open-minded / in-between
  • disagreeable / agreeable / in-between
  • cautious / reckless / in-between / all
  • patient / impatient / in-between
  • outspoken / reserved / in-between
  • leader / follower / in-between
  • empathetic / apathetic / in-between
  • optimistic / pessimistic / in-between
  • traditional / modern / in-between
  • hard-working / lazy / in-between
  • cultured / uncultured / in-between
  • loyal / disloyal / unknown
  • faithful / unfaithful / unknown

BELIEFS

  • FAITH – monotheistic / polytheistic / atheist / agnostic / nontheist / unsure
  • BELIEF IN GHOSTS / SPIRITS – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
  • BELIEF IN AFTERLIFE – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
  • BELIEF IN REINCARNATION – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
  • BELIEF IN ALIENS – yes / no / don’t know / don’t care
  • PHILOSOPHICAL – yes / no / sometimes

SEXUALITY & ROMANTIC INCLINATION

  • SEXUALITY – heterosexual / homosexual / bisexual / asexual / pansexual / demisexual / greysexual / omnisexual
  • SEX – sex repulsed / sex neutral / sex favorable
  • ROMANCE – romance repulsed / romance neutral / romance favorable
  • SEXUALLY – adventurous / experienced / naive / inexperienced / curious
  • POTENTIAL SEXUAL PARTNERS – male / female / agender / none / all / undetermined
  • POTENTIAL ROMANTIC PARTNERS – male / female / agender / none / all / undetermined

ABILITIES

  • COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
  • CLOSE COMBAT SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
  • LITERACY SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
  • ARTISTIC SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none
  • TECHNICAL SKILLS – excellent / good / moderate / poor / none

HABITS

  • DRINKING ALCOHOL – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • SMOKING – trying to quit / never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • OTHER NARCOTICS – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • MEDICINAL DRUGS – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • INDULGENT FOOD – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • SPLURGE SPENDING – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess
  • GAMBLING – never / sometimes / frequently / to excess

Tagging:  Whoever sees this and wants to do it for whatever character, I suppose.  I can’t really think of many off the top of my head.  Perhaps @ask-the-fiesta-time-crew and Daphne and @s-s-sidje/@askmademoisellemangle and Mangle?