hoochy mama

I always preferred chocolates over pastels when it comes to Easter colors.

And you know I can’t rave enough about @litcosmetics glitter bases. Not having to pack glitter on separately from the adhesive (and dealing with patchy coverage and mess) has completely changed my glitter game.

I did not have to apply a dark brown lipstick or liner under the glitter to hide gaps. The base helps the sparkle go on opaque and everything sets transfer-proof.

To recreate this look, try any one of Lit’s glitter bases from litcosmetics.com or beautylish.com, and Lit Cosmetics Hoochie Mama size 3 glitter (more dramatic) or Eye Kandy Chocolate Chip (finer and less red-toned).

#glitter #brown #chocolate #darklips

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Dad!Seungcheol
  • Lots of hugs
  • Accepts aegyo for apologies
  • Will hug your child every second he gets the chance
  • If it’s a girl he will spOIL HER
  • “Daddy!” “Precious!!”
  • Brings her out shopping
  • “Pick whatever you want”
  • Will help pick out her clothes for her and his tastes are always on point
  • Will say no to skimpy clothing tho
  • “My teenage daughter will NOT dress like a hoochie mama”
  • Will braid your little girl’s hair even if he’s no good at it
  • Willingly dresses her up and you never have to be worried because she’ll be the most adorable sunflower on the block (except for maybe Junghan’s lil girl)
  • Will make sure she knows how to play soccer tho
  • Coaches her and brothers in the backyard
  • Also insists on having enough children to make their own soccer team
  • “it’s for PRACTICE!”
  • Wakes them in the morning with slobby kisses
  • “Let’s toughen up kids”
  • Drills
  • Planks
  • pUSH-UPS
  • “THOSE ARMS LOOK WEAK BOY DROP FIFTY, GO”
  • ‘Fake’ wrestling with the boys which always manage to give you heart attacks
  • Camping trips
  • Fishing
  • trekking
  • Family outings include watching basketball matches
  • May come across as the typiccal jock dad but will never do that “Just walk it off” nonsense
  • ALWAYS makes sure to pack extra first aid kits
  • #1 on-the-scene sports medic
  • “oh my GOSHDDH MY BABY FELL”
  • “SON ARE YOU OKAY”
  • “DAD IS HERE WAIT DONT MOVE”
  • “let me put the antisepti- NO YOU ARE NOT OKAY STAY!!!”
  • *antiseptic*
  • *alcohol swabs*
  • *band-aids*
  • *cotton squares*
  • *bandages*
  • *lollipop*
  • for a friggin PAPER CUT
  • does this while gently scolding them for getting hurt and telling them not to make him worried like that because he loves them too much—
  • Will bring foam fingers and clappers to all his kids games
  • “honey you’re making too much noise”
  • “I LOVE MY CHILDREN”
  • But when they get in trouble this man is no nonsense
  • He won’t blow his top but he’ll chide them in that quiet way of his and make your little angels feel so bad and guilty inside they won’t ever think to do anything bad again because they dont like disappointing their dad
  • “You’re playing with their emotions”
  • “But I didn’t even–”
  • “DAD WE’RE SORRY DON’T HATE US WE WONT BE BAD EVER AGAIN DAD FORGIVE IS–” they are prepared to go on their kNEES AND BEG FOR FORGIVENESS
  • Will drag them up and hug them
  • Ends up sobbing
  • Family tears
  • Proud type who’ll show off every achievement his kid has done even if its something lame
  • *to Junghan* “DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY KID WON YESTERDAY?!?!”
  • Junghan: “No but I bet its something lame li–”
  • “THEY WERE 3RD RUNNERS UP FOR AN ORANGE PEELING COMPETITION”
  • Bedtime stories
  • Random hugging
  • The dad who’s aegyo is better than his kids
  • Probably teaches kids aegyo to be used on you
  • Kisses on cheeks even for the boys
  • “Dad gross!!!”
  • *kisses them more*
  • Your boys want to be like him
  • Your girls want to marry a boy like him
  • Yes
  • Perfect
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She’s clearly got the hots for you. Who? Captain Hoochie Mama. Her pheromone output went through the roof when she saw you. And you know this how? I can smell it, like I can smell that you washed your hair with shaving cream this morning, and you chose day-old tacos over brushing your teeth. Are you a wizard? A cursed one.

My Top 10 Episodes of 2015 6. The Nose
Castle 8.05 

Marie Hooch

As a muggleborn student Marie found it very difficult to fit into the new lifestyle of Hogwarts. Then she rode her first broom and everything changed. Ever since then she has become a popular member of the Ravenclaw House as their talented Quiditch Captain. Her skills as a chaser are impeccable and have led Ravenclaw to victory numerous times. She isn’t a very talented student in school but she does try her best, this leads her to often wonder why she was placed in Ravenclaw but things may become clear later on.

Marie Hooch | 6th year | Ravenclaw | Muggle born | Jena Malone |OPEN

Can't be both

I can’t be both?
I love to read books for hours on end.
I like to party and shake my ass without a care in the world.
I like to drink tea and watch Netflix alone.
I like to go to dinner with friends and socialize with with a small group of people.
What type of girl does this make me?
Society always breaks us up into two different groups.
The sweet nice house wife type.
Then we have the hoochie mamas that always wanna party.
But we don’t have a category for the girls that like to party but also love to read books.
And men seem to not know which of the two categories they prefer. Claiming to want the wifey material but go for the girls that crave all the attention from the whole club. Women are no better then the men claiming they want the nice guy but friend zone him until you’re tired of being played and expect him to deal with your baggage. We are not all the same. We are complex people with different likes and dislikes. We can not be put into one category, so why do we expect anyone to fit into the picture we have in our heads? Love and appreciate the characteristics of on another.

_Sasha