honorary johnnys

So…. I tried. Anyways, Hogwarts Au, with Johnny boy as the smartest Hufflepuff to ever exist and Slytherin Paul eternally pissed (but secretly in love) with the annoyingly smart (and flirty) hufflepuff that stalks him. 

The hunky star shows off his muscular beefcake physique on a beach in Santa Monica, 1933. The press snipe reads, “HONORARY LIFE GUARD. Johnny Weissmuller, champion swimmer and star of Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer’s ‘Tarzan, and His Mate,’ soon to be filmed, has been elected an honorary member of the Santa Monica life guard squad and does regular duty on the beach with the huge 'paddle boards’ for riding surf and long distance life saving.”. | source: eBay