• me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
  • my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
  • me: drops my crystalline wineglass
  • Robert: Are you two in love?
  • Alec: Love? What? No. No, it's uh, it's sort of a different-
  • Magnus: *where is he going with this, is he about to say it's a different feeling, is he heading down the path to LUST, 'nah it's not love, right now I just really kind of want to bone him' IS NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU SAY TO YOUR FATHER ALEXANDER*
  • Magnus, calmly: It's all very new.
  • Robert, who also saw where this was going: ...right

I always get super uncomfortable when people draw naruto as this uber manly hurly burly GRRRR masculine dude 

cause like have u seen him?

pls don’t forget about this part of him it’s literally the most important thing thank u


                                  мαstεя σғ tнε кεүвℓα∂ε

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