honey-child

concept
  • me, in the year 2040, getting ready for a fancy dinner party, standing in front of my antique gold vanity mirror, wearing a saint laurent f/w 2039 evening gown and cartier diamond earrings, taking a sip of champagne: what did you learn at school today, honey? :-)
  • my future child, laying on my king-sized bed with burgundy satin sheets: not much, in history we talked about the 2016 election. do you remember any of that?
  • me: drops my crystalline wineglass
  • Robert: Are you two in love?
  • Alec: Love? What? No. No, it's uh, it's sort of a different-
  • Magnus: *where is he going with this, is he about to say it's a different feeling, is he heading down the path to LUST, 'nah it's not love, right now I just really kind of want to bone him' IS NOT THE KIND OF THING YOU SAY TO YOUR FATHER ALEXANDER*
  • Magnus, calmly: It's all very new.
  • Robert, who also saw where this was going: ...right
  • Sabine: Ready your jet packs and target those gravity well projectors!
  • Ezra: Hey, I don't have a jet pack...?
  • Sabine: You have those little...thrusters.
  • Ezra: THAT WASN'T THE POINT SABINE. WHEN CAN I *GET* A JET PACK, THAT'S THE POINT.

Teenager: Actually, I thi-

Anyone age 40 and up: my honey, sweet youth,, baby child, you are but a fetus,.you know nothing of this world, small, naïve baby child of youthful infancy, you have only taken your first steps. When you grow my little sapling, when you reach my level of enlightenment, my infinite wisdom of which you could not fathom, darling child, when you pay taxes and care deeply about laundry detergent, then and then only must you form an opinion of any sort, my child

FUCK THE DUGGARS

Okay, Mama June dated a child molester which was wrong and her show was fairly cancelled. However, TLC continue’s to air 19 Kids & Counting despite the fact the eldest son molested like 5 of the daughters!? What kind of bullshit, Mama June at least preached love and acceptance but the Duggar’s are anti-everything that isn’t white, christian and straight. Shame on TLC and shame on Jim & Michelle Duggar for compromising their childrens safety and well being. Fucking disgusted.