honey boo boo childs mother

anonymous asked:

Kyle, try to rip on someone even Eric.

Yeah, Kyle, try to rip on me.
-Eric


Alright. I can try…Cartman, gravy is not a beverage. Second, when was the last time you saw your jawline? Did you eat that too? You look like Jabba the Hut and Honey Boo boo’s mother’s love child. I bet the sperm cell version of you was fat too. Even your eyelids have double chins. If I keep roasting this much fat, our house might go down in a grease fire. *laughs*
-Kyle

….damn. Are you taking roast lessons from Reddit or something? Some of those are pretty good, babe. I’m impressed and kind of turned on.
-Eric

Oh my god.
-Kyle