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FUCK THE DUGGARS

Okay, Mama June dated a child molester which was wrong and her show was fairly cancelled. However, TLC continue’s to air 19 Kids & Counting despite the fact the eldest son molested like 5 of the daughters!? What kind of bullshit, Mama June at least preached love and acceptance but the Duggar’s are anti-everything that isn’t white, christian and straight. Shame on TLC and shame on Jim & Michelle Duggar for compromising their childrens safety and well being. Fucking disgusted.

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4. I want you more than Leonardo Dicaprio wants an Oscar
5. I might be the left shark but youre the right shark for me
6. Do you have an iphone i can borrow? I just really need google maps because im completely lost in your eyes right now
7. I like you more than kanye likes kanye
8. Are you hot topic because im uncomfortable when i enter you
9. Are you from starbucks because i like you a latte
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12. Minerals aren’t the only thing I crave
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18. Are you tired? Youve been running through my mind all day
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Name: Dylan/Nick
Age: 15 (16 on May 8 2017)
Location: Texas, soon to be Georgia!
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you’re welcome my honey boo boo child! happy belated birthday! - Blue

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So I’m sure most of you have seen that the oldest Duggar boy (married with almost four children whose wife married him knowing he did all of this) is apparently a child molester. Except people around the internet seem pretty content with saying “well he was just a teenage boy with hormones running amok” or “he was just a child himself” or “god forgave him” and I think that shit is fucked up. It also brings attention to TLC’s business ethic. June Shannon, or “mama june” from here comes honey boo boo had her show cancelled because she associated with a child molester, who was never featured on the show. The SECOND tlc caught wind of this the show was pulled. 19 kids and counting features an actual child molester as one of the main characters, and TLC ran a marathon of it today. It really tells you something about how they run their channel. 


Update: I, who have never used my twitter at all ever, tweeted this to june and she responded o.o 

I’m not saying she deserves to keep her show either, there is no excuse for her to expose her children to a child molester, one that is said to have molested her own daughter, but the duggars have proven time and time again that they’re bigots, homophobic, racists, animal abusers, and now one is a child molester and the family seems to have known about it the whole time. That’s fucked up. 

anonymous asked:

Kyle, try to rip on someone even Eric.

Yeah, Kyle, try to rip on me.
-Eric


Alright. I can try…Cartman, gravy is not a beverage. Second, when was the last time you saw your jawline? Did you eat that too? You look like Jabba the Hut and Honey Boo boo’s mother’s love child. I bet the sperm cell version of you was fat too. Even your eyelids have double chins. If I keep roasting this much fat, our house might go down in a grease fire. *laughs*
-Kyle

….damn. Are you taking roast lessons from Reddit or something? Some of those are pretty good, babe. I’m impressed and kind of turned on.
-Eric

Oh my god.
-Kyle

jezzula  asked:

Purple for literally no reason other than I feel like you're a purpley person oops

HONEY BOO BOO CHILD, YOU IS RIGHT. Plus, purple is my favorite color annnnd it associates with royalty and passion 💜

I’m a Catholic but however I do not use my religion to dismiss horribly inexcusable actions. I believe in forgiveness, but I do not believe in excusing a child molester who fondled his own sisters as a “teenage mistake” and covering the whole thing up from the media then acting like everything’s peachy fucking keen because “they prayed and found forgiveness.” Hell no. Josh Duggar is a pedophile and shame on Jim Bob and Michelle for silencing the poor girls who will forever be scarred by the disgusting things done to them against their will by their older brother. And shame on Anna for marrying Josh and having children with him KNOWING that he did such despicable things to his sisters. If TLC cancelled Honey boo Boo for Mama June ASSOCIATING with a child molester, then 19kac should be pulled and stopped from all production as Josh Duggar IS a child molester.