honestly you are tied with neville in my heart

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Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher… me.
Gilderoy Lockhart, Order of Merlin, Third Class, Honorary member of the Dark Force Defense League, and five times winner of Witch Weekly’s Most Charming Smile Award.
But I don’t talk about that; I didn’t get rid of the Banden Banshee by smiling at him.