honestly this movie is brilliant

The Way, Way Back ‘ Starter Sentences !

This is honestly such a brilliant movie, with so many good quotes. I picked most of the more humorous ones, but the slightly more angst sentences will be at the bottom.

HUMOROUS STARTERS:

“You see what I did there? I manipulated her with my sexual charisma, She totally wants me.”
“Worst case scenario, they beat you and you’re horribly disfigured.”
“Nice moves, Pop-N-Lock.”
“I’m sorry, they rushed me! They said it was for the good of science!”
“Huh. Not sure how I’M the dumbass in this situation.”
“What happens in the tube, stays in the tube, that’s the law of the land.”
“Alright, you get up here, the rest of you are dead to me.”
“One… two… REMEMBER YOU SIGNED A WAIVER AND CAN’T SUE US-THREE!”
“It says appropriate for people ages four to eight, so we’re good.”
“We need to start having faster conversations.”
“I’m the one who’s NOT grinding on you right now.”
“Not even food courts are safe.”
“Good. Always take things literally. How’s that workin’ out for you? Does it get you laid?”
“I joined the circus to become a clown fighter. I know 46 ways to kill a clown. I hate clowns. I’m kidding except for the part where I really do hate them.”
“Hey, easy, easy! My car is just the right amount of shitty.”
“Carry a laser down the road that I must travel!”
“He needs human contact. He’s having far too many conversations with those dolls.”
“C’mon, how sexy does authority look on me?”
“My throat suffered major damage in an intense makeout session with _______’s mom, she has a forked tongue and a touch of herpes.”
“You can use the pool cleaner to catch thunderclouds.”
“Oh, look, there’s a storm, let’s catch it, BAM, caught it.”
“I guess there were a couple days that were almost memorable.”
“The only thing that could make this worse is if there were more squirt guns, and there ARE.”
“That BETTER be water.”
“WHERE’S YOUR EYEPATCH?”
“POP-N-LOCK’S GOIN’ FOR IT.”

ANGST STARTERS:

“This is the only place where I’m happy.”
“You can’t buy into that shit, you gotta go your own way.”
“Your dad doesn’t want you, kid!”
“Who says that to somebody?!”
“I hope you’re happy now.”
“We do things to protect ourselves because we’re scared.”
“Don’t die wondering.”