okay honestly how dare you? I did not ask to be offended like this. Like what did I do to deserve this? I just wanna live a normal peaceful life. Who even asked you to invade my life like this? Oh my poor heart.
Wait, you won’t spend money on a name brand phone but you got lasik for your geriatric cat? He only has the one eye, Jeff. I can’t exactly buy him a cat monocle, can I? It’s pretentious. And for your information, this is a Totorola.