honestly i dont care that much

my friend is studying for the mcat and was just trying to explain to me about heat transfer and she said ‘you know, like the reason you get cold when you go outside on a freezing day is that your tiny human body is trying to warm up the entire universe’ and i think that’s the best thing i have ever heard


It’s because he’s a model and a weeaboo obviously

I just want more of the squad hanging out like normal teens okay

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  • Emma: Aren't you supposed to be babysitting Horace?
  • Enoch: He's over there dazzling some psychologists.
  • Horace: [sitting on a couch surrounded by an increasing number of psychologists] All men are at least 30% attracted to me.
  • Horace: My mother cried the day I was born, because she knew she would never be better than me.
  • Horace: At any given moment, I'm thinking about one thing, Richard Drefuss hunkered over, eating dog food.
  • Horace: I feel like I'm the Paris of people.
  • Horace: I'm exquisite.
  • Enoch: [Laughing]
  • Emma: [is confused]

anonymous asked:

Comics batjokes is actually a very dynamic and also very abusive relationship. Please do not support people that promote romanticizing an abusive relationship! People that get hate for comic batjokes deserve it tbh

look man,

have ur opinion, its fine. its whatever. you can think how you want. i hate a lot of other ship dynamics myself, whether they be abusive or promote erasure or i personally just dont care for them or whathaveyou

but what i dont do - for those ships i dont like - is go out of my way to pick fights with people on this beautiful blue hecksite we call tumblr.

its not funny, its not cute, its not noble. its just showing everyone how much free time and lack of impulse control you have.

if you’re not into it, thats fine. i completely understand. honestly a lot of the material in some of the comics gets really disturbing and dark and scary. thats just how they are. heck, im a horror fanatic and some of the stuff spooks me. but just because you’re not into it, doesnt mean you have to grab a megaphone and charge into that wasps nest with all those wasps you hate so much. 

there’s a block button and xkit’s blacklist / whitelist function for a reason.

tldr: have your thoughts and opinions, just dont tag it if all youre gonna do is look for a fight.

’    the first time was when i heard my parents fighting for the third night in a row and i realized life wasn’t as simple or as easy as i’d always thought. people aren’t exaggerating when they call it cruel. it will leave you sitting in the grocery store parking lot, begging for mercy. your eyes will burn and you’ll have spent so much time pretending that everything’s alright that you could bottle it up and sell it.

     the next time was when he started looking at someone else the same way he used to look at me. he held her hand and told her all the same things he told me and as i walked by with my head down i realized everything had been a lie. i wasn’t special i was expendable. sometimes people take the best parts of you only to leave you with the worst of themselves and the only way you can forget about them is showering in water so hot you’re convinced it’s burning away any trace of them that’s left.

      the third time is when my friend was coming home from college for thanksgiving. he was ten minutes from his house when someone swerved into his lane and just like that he was gone, and i realized that life just takes and takes no matter how much you give. i don’t think i’ll ever understand why and the only way to deal with it is grabbing two bottles of the cheapest alcohol you can find with a look so pathetic on your face that the clerk doesn’t ask for an i.d. because he knows, everyone knows. ’

—  i’ve learned two things. 1) a lot of different things can break your heart and 2) i don’t want to feel any of them anymore
Promises - RFA+V

Sorry if its not what you expected, I tried to do V as well as I could but i honestly dont know much about him other than hes a caring dad-friend lolol. But yeah if you guys have any more requests i’ll be happy to do them :)

  - when you bring it up he gets very excited
  - but also very nervous
  - he knows he probably wont get a girlfriend 
  - but you’re a v beautiful woman so he’s not so sure
  - he bragged about it to his LOLOL guild
  - he was very excited even though its a long way away

  - blushes  4 dayz
  - smiling a lot
  - shes not one for commitment but when it comes to you she couldnt help it
  - lowkey plans the wedding in her head
  - sees it more of a proposal than a promise
  - you find it really adorable
  - you might just marry her right there and then

  - highkey excited
  - does background checks on everyone that talks to you
  - buys rings prematurely 
  - brags in the chat about it
  -  you tell him to calm down, you might not even marry him
  - which makes him more protective of you

  - a little startled
  - doesn’t really say much on the topic
  - he thinks about it a lot
  - asks jaehee for advice but then ignores it
  - until the day arrives he was very stressed over it
  - but stress turns into excitement 

  - he brought it up
  - he thought it was the easiest way to ask you out without actually doing so
  - nevertheless when you promised he got very excited
  - jaehee said dating would interfere with his career but she didnt say anything about marriage
  - flowers every week
  - he might’ve actually died of excitement

  - thought about it for weeks on end before giving you an answer
  - ended up saying yes because he cared about you
  - after a few years he realized that he loved you so maybe the marriage thig would work out 
  - it did in the end
  - “why didnt i think of this sooner?”

Narushika Manifesto (in point form + abridged)

I was really rushed near the end but no one is gonna read this except my friends anyway so who cares

- Shikamaru was the first/only to notice the strange way Naruto was treated by the adults of the village, and he never treated him badly. To Shikamaru, Naruto had always been just Naruto.
- Shikamaru was one of Naruto’s first friends. Considering the way he reached out to Chouji, and how unsocial Naruto was as a kid, it’s likely Shikamaru was the one to reach out to Naruto.
- Shikamaru went to visit Naruto in the hospital before the Chuunin Exam finals, and sat there playing shogi against himself for ages, waiting for him to wake up.
- The two of them hung out together afterwards, and at other times, just cuz. Their relationship isn’t fiery or dramatic like SNS, but a more quiet, understated friendship. It’s subtle, but Naruto is gets along much more naturally with Shikamaru than any of the other Konoha 11.
- Naruto felt safe enough around Shikamaru to tell Gaara he had a real monster inside himself in front of him.
- Naruto was genuinely cheering Shikamaru on during the Chuunin Exam finals, and pushed him down out of enthusiasm.
- Shikamaru later said that he’d thought Naruto had been “like him” (aka one of the uncool people). He did think Naruto was a loser like everyone else did in the beginning of part one, but unlike everyone else, he didn’t really view that as a pathetic thing like others did, since he considered himself a loser as well. Nice
- Shikamaru only genuinely smiles and laughs around Chouji or Naruto.
- When Naruto returns from his two and a half year trip, Shikamaru visibly perks up and becomes more cheerful. He instantly starts teasing and joking around with him.
- Shikamaru is the only one to comfort Naruto when Jiraiya dies: they shared a connection because they had both lost a mentor. In the beginning of part one, Naruto only thought of Shikamaru as a normal, casual friend. Someone you hung out with, but neither of you went to the other when you were sad, that kind of thing. However, after Shikamaru volunteered to stay behind to slow the Sound-nin down at the risk of his own life, Shikamaru grew a lot in Naruto’s esteem, and then the two became closer still with the Sasuke retrieval mission. Shikamaru had felt personally responsible for Naruto during that mission, waiting for him to wake up (again) at the hospital. It’s when Shikamaru gave him his speech after Jiraiya’s death, though, that Shikamaru truly inspired Naruto for the first time. (The same kind of inspiration that Naruto made Shikamaru feel for the rest of the series.)
- The rest I’ve talked about extensively on Twitter, so a brief summary:
- Shikamaru told his father that when he was with Naruto, Naruto made him want to walk beside him. WHAT MORE IS THERE TO SAY. HE ACTUALLY ADMITTED IT OUT LOUD TO HIS FATHER
- The entire speech while Shikamaru was “dying” during the war. That is all
- Also Naruto unconsciously wanted to save Shikamaru so much that the Kyuubi’s chakra surrounded Shikamaru and started healing him
- Shikamaru apologizes to both Asuma and his father, saying he can’t go to them yet because Naruto doesn’t want him to go
- The Shikamaru novel is also full of gay moments. I’ve posted about this in more detail on Twitter
- HE LITERALLY SAID TO NARUTO “I’m definitely going to make you Hokage” I CANT BELIEVE THIS he’s an actual workaholic now who works nonstop to the point of exhaustion every day, and even characters like Sakura (who isn’t exactly the most perceptive about other characters’ feelings, she’s actually one of the worst at that, after the whole manga she still doesn’t actually know shit about either of her teammates) tell Naruto, “He’s working that hard for you, you know” (to which Naruto replies, “I know”)
- Even though he usually has a very sullen countenance, when meeting up with Naruto, Shikamaru is immediately teasing again and they laugh together easily
- Shikamaru is running half the village by this point, but the instant he learns of a new vague threat in a faraway country nobody knows anything about? He’s very stressed and restless these days…….. So of course he immediately decides to embark on a super dangerous S rank undercover assassination mission to said unknown country in order to eliminate the country leader because he MIGHT become a problem later and cause Naruto stress. THATS LITERALLY WHAT SHIKAMARU THOUGHT, HE WAS LIKE GODDAMN THIS DUDE MIGHT MAKE NARUTO SAD IN THE VAGUE FUTURE? BETTER GO ASSASSINATE HIM RIGHT NOW!!
- Not only did he want to do this, he thought of it as his duty because he wanted to protect Naruto’s light at all cost. HE LITERALLY CALLED NARUTO THE SUN, AND HIMSELF THE DARKNESS THAT WOULD DO ALL THE DIRTY WORK IN THE SHADOWS SO THAT THE LIGHT WOULD STAY PURE

Anime filler moments:
- “I’m glad I met you”
- His father sees that Shikamaru’s stuck in a bout of self doubt and general not doing wellness and tells him “go see Naruto”. AND THEN SHIKAMARU DOES AND IS ACTUALLY DISAPPOINTED AND SLIGHTLY BITTER IT DIDNT AUTOMATICALLY MAGICALLY SOLVE ALL HIS PROBLEMS.
- Shikamaru is lost in thought. Chouji asks him, “Thinking about Naruto?” ITS THAT OBVIOUS

I honestly dont even care about spoilers anymore. This drama will not go on forever, just give me everything you have i need to see every photo, gif, video, audio, fanart, everything. I will never let joon hyung and bok joo’s relationship die, i will never forget it. It gave me so much and for that i am so grateful.

listen i just want to give a massive shout to the got7 fandom. like i have had an extremely rough year and this fandom has made everything so much easier. you guys bring me joy and genuine happiness, and honestly i am so thankful for all of you. i dont care what it is you did, if its tagging me in things or simply just existing, i am thankful for you and everything you have done for me. without the got7 fandom, i have no clue where i would be right now. you brighten my days and are the reason i wake up in the morning. within this fandom i found a family i didnt even know existed and i am so, so, so, so blessed to be an igot7. i can finally understand why the boys are so proud of us. you’re amazing, every single one of you.


As if it’s nothing, I want to hold your hand

What if we tweet Ali Adler and @ SupergirlStaff to remind them why we love Lena and Supercorp so much? Like lets use #supercorp or smth else to make it obvs. We have nothing to lose, i mean thats what OB fans did for Delphine back then. I really dont think they are aware of Katie’s / Lena’s impact on us. So im honestly pleading for bombarding them with tweets, without being rude or anything ofc. Since im a loser in this instructing and conducting thing (especially bc i have no idea how to make a huge fandom trend a single tag on twitter?) i’d be grateful if an authoritarian someone takes care of this matter and makes a start

Originally posted by lenalutthor

Lets make 2017 drama free

Ik you guys are still mad about arz and luke , calum and nia (idek if they are dating) and Crystal and Michael. I Don’t know if ashtons dating anyone i dont honestly care tho. If he is, that gurl is lucky as hell. Back to the point of this, we can’t control who they date. It’s fuckin impossible to control who they date. So lets just let it go, move on and have a good time talking about happy postive shit like puppies or malum. Or the fact that they are in the studioo which means new music. Theres soo much to focus on. Lets be drama free this year plz.

not to be a shill but honestly as much as blizzard has ever fucked up with overwatch (imo primarily with some skins and the lack of body diversity in the design of their female characters, specifically early on), overall its very obvious the team who makes it is genuinely concerned about diversity in a way i haven’t seen from a media piece this high budget before. it’s very refreshing and pleasant for me to be invested in a story where i feel like the writers actually care about people like me and dont see marginalized fans who are excited about potential representation as jokes or an unimportant fringe group. 

Honey I don’t check up on you to see how you’re doing. You’re not that important to me anymore. You’re kidding yourself if you honestly think I still care that much. Your number and everything else is blocked for a reason. Or did you forget?

I know it may seem as nothing is here left but you know what do we still have? Thomas Sanders; the most beautiful, caring openminded man alive that cares for us and always has our back, honestly? Even the fact that someone like this exists is just pure miracle

honestly there’s so much in the world going on and rami malek is my escape i dont really want to see how he is “problematique” simply for not saying anything about the president on his twitter (and it’s clear where he stands on this issue anyways, he’s pro-immigration from that one get-out-the-vote-ad/boosted riz ahmed’s donations to syrian refugees)

he’s always been a quiet dude, if he wasn’t a quiet dude and continued to not say anything about it i’d say y’all have a point but really this guy doesnt post shit on his social media accounts.