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Guys. Guys. This is 100% @cutthissmilefromeartoear‘s fault, she convinced me to do this, she started talking about crowd surfer!Stiles and bodyguard!Derek. It’s all her fault

TW: PANIC ATTACK. PLEASE TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF.

Stiles absolutely loves concerts. He loves seeing his favorite bands live, loves singing with a crowd of people, but most of all, he loves crowd surfing. Mosh pits aren’t really his thing - he loves dudes, and he loves jumping them, but he preferably does it in a more sexual manner - but crowd surfing is so nice. 

He loves the feeling of being carried by so many people, and sometimes the singers actually greet him which is the absolute coolest, but by far the best thing about crowd surfing is the bodyguard. For the past bazillion concerts Stiles has been to - okay, more like seven, but whatever - the same bodyguard/bouncer/whatever has picked Stiles up and pulled him over the fence and the guy is fucking gorgeous.

Scott likes to tell him he’s obsessed, but he’s not, okay? So what if he’d like to rub his face against Tall, Dark and Broody’s face? And maybe kiss him until he passes out? It’s not like he’ll actually do anything about it. Besides - or so he tells Scott - he hasn’t jerked off to the thought of the guy.

(He absolutely has. Multiple times. Listen though: the guy’s hands are fucking obscene. How is Stiles supposed to deal with that?)

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YO MY FRIENDS, the other day this blog hit 100 followers! Thank you guys so much! <3 I had to brainstorm what to do to celebrate, and honestly I had no idea. 

But I went with this: the bachelor/bachelorettes favourite animals! Hope you like!!!


Abigail - Guinea pigs. She loves her David Jr. He’s fairly easy to maintain, which is good for her (she probably has a short attention span for work), plus he’s super fluffy and cute! 

Alex - Doggo. These bros will play catch on the beach, run together on the farm, and, of course, practice gridball each and every day.

Elliott - Ducks! They’re so beautiful (just like him). (but he still is bffls with the crab in his pocket).

Emily - Sheep. She loves all animals, but these dudes = free wool! She feels bad for taking and using their wool for her projects, but makes up for it with hugs and kisses. 

Haley - Bunnies!!! Honest she is utterly in love with how cute they are (and also how goofy they are!) but she isn’t so keen on the mess they make. For true love, you must make sacrifices. 

Harvey - Birb. Particularly parrots (yes Emily has a parrot, but!) A smart bird for a smart man, he would never be lonely again with this lil guy on his shoulder. 

Leah - Squirrels. She loves nature, so will occasionally bump into these cuties whilst on her quest for wood or just on a general walk! She knows the squirrel in the secret woods by name. She has a huge soft spot for these cuties, and will occasionally bring them nuts. 

Maru - Dinosaurs! You know this babe would nerd out if she realised you had a freaKIN’ DINOSAUR?! 

Penny- BEES. My queen bee. She would love all the animals on the farm, but she really loves the bees, she is very invested in any “save the bees” project she comes across, because dang, they do so much for us! How could you not love them?

Sam - (ok I tried my best not to use the same animals twice BUT) Dog!!! He would have a big dog with a lot of energy to match his own! 

Sebastian - Cat. Petting animals helps with stress, so imagine this boy sat at his computer desk, kitty curled up on his lap, purring away. Pure happiness. 

Shane - please do I even need to answer this. CHICKEN BOI. He sits in the coop to chat with Charlie, and it’s just, he’s home.

BTS React to You Asking If They Can Hangout on Your Birthday

Thank you for requesting this, @wolffoggirl! Sorry it took a while. I hope you enjoy! Feel free to request more, everyone~


Kim Seokjin

Jin would probably more than happy to. He would make sure to make all of your favorite foods. If he was busy that day, he would probably be really sad, but still personally send you gifts and make you food. He would be such a sweetheart. He would make sure you have the best birthday ever!

Originally posted by jjilljj

“C’mon, (y/n)! Let’s celebrate your birthday together!”


Min Yoongi

Yoongi would probably joke around saying, “No, I need my sleep.” or “No, I’m busy.” at first. Then, he would apologize and say yes when he sees you pouting. He would buy you something small, but expensive and memorable. He would put on a sour face the whole time you were together grumbling about how he could’ve been sleeping or composing instead. BUT, when you weren’t looking, he would smile so bright, seeing you so happy to hang out with him.

Originally posted by jeonbase

“(Y/n), I could’ve been sleeping. You’re lucky you’re my friend.”


Jung Hoseok

Okay, this little ball of sunshine would be more excited about your birthday than you would be. He would probably already asked you if he could hang out with you before you can. He would buy so many presents, he had to ask his other members to help him bring it in. He would follow you around the whole day while singing “happy birthday”. In the end, he would probably have also eaten more cake than you have.

Originally posted by ta3taetae

“OH MY GOSH, (Y/N)! CAN I COME OVER ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?!!!”


Kim Namjoon

Oh boy…Namjoon would definitely remember your birthday. He would be preparing a cake for you the night before (without the help of Jin-eomma!). When you had asked, he would be excited af. When he went over however, he trips and the cake just so happened to fling out of his hand and smash right into your face. He would be so embarrassed because that happened basically every year…poor Joonie…

Originally posted by yoongichii

*awkward laughing* “Uh…hi (y/n). You saw nothing.”


Park Jimin

Of course he would agree! This lil’ mochi would be more than happy to hang out with you on your special day. He would do whatever you wanted to do. Chim would probably almost become your “personal servant” that day. You want some ice cream? Chim’s got you! You want to go shopping? Chim’ll take you to all the best malls in town! Please protect him!

Originally posted by okayoongz

“(Y/n) you wanna go shopping? Okay! Let’s go then~”


Kim Taehyung

I can totally see him as the type to “forget” your birthday and then throw a HUGE surprise party for you. He would be planning this months prior to your actual birthday. He might even get his hyungs and Kookie into this prank! Once he declines your offer to hangout, you’ll go home sad and pouty, but once you open your door, Tae will be there with his cute boxy smile and a giant cake!

Originally posted by toughchim

“Birthday? What are you talking about?” *is extremely guilty but can’t tell you*


Jeon Jungkook

Let’s be honest here…this bunny would probably actually forget your birthday. Instead of pretending to forget, like Taehyung, he would actually forget. So when you asked, he would be running around the dorm, trying to pretend to be calm while texting you. He would rush out to buy to a gift. When he was out of breath, you would ask him why he was running around. He would just try to distract you from exposing him.

Originally posted by baekon-stripss

“I’m not out of breath…oh hey! Isn’t that the picture you wanted to show me?”

anonymous asked:

Kat, be serious with us… your time travel fics will be at least 10 chapters and your shitty vampire au will be like 30? Let's be honest, sometimes the plot bunnies attack you so much xD

Ugh. Yes, probably. I was trying to keep moonlight under 100k, but seeing as I’m already at 90k and still steaming steadily along this shitty track, I think I can safely say I failed. 

(And the Kiba fic is just. Why. Why. Why do I do this to myself.)

Okay but seriously, artists

Have you ever drawn or written about a character you like so much that your heart hurts whenever you think about them and when you pull up reference images of them you can’t help but sigh and blush and stare at them a little bc wow they’re so perfect and pretty and you love them so much

If you really think about it, I think Scrooge McDuck is basically the only honest and richest businessman in the animated world. Everyone else in the animated world basically are dishonest or did some very illegal things to get where they are now.

I shall run down the list.

1. Flintheart Glomgold (Ducktales) - Where do I begin here? Well, Whenever there’s some sort of contest for treasure or a business related event against Scrooge, Flintheart basically cheats his way for it. And he’s tried to kill Scrooge a few times too.

2. Montana Max (Tiny Toon Adventures) - This little brat kicked his own parents out of the family business in a hostile takeover and does whatever it takes to get his way. Plus he loves to cheat in anything ever especially against the honest Buster Bunny.

3. Charles Montgomery Burns (the Simpsons) - Is this one very obvious since Burns once stole oil that was found in the town’s elementary school and supplied terrorists with nuclear technology?  Plus he supplied the Germans with shells in WWII but his worked dammit! Or course he was fighting alongside America at the time so that does say alot about the man.

4. Mom of MomCorp (Futurama) - This evil monopoly tyrant once controlled the world’s robots in a rebelling to become ruler of Earth. And brainwashed the entire city to buy her newest model of phone through a a Twitter contest between a feud between two friends. Not to mention that she preforms illegal experiments on humans in her free time. Do I need to say more?

5.  Mr. Eugene Krabs (Spongebob Squarepants) - This fellow here will do anything to make a dollar. Krabs may seem like an honest business person at first but he once enslaved millions of jellyfish for his own restaurant. Also, Krabs loves going through people’s trash and selling it back to them for a price. And did I mention he grave robbed a grave to sell what he thought was a million dollar hat? Not to mention that he doesn’t follow union labor laws at his own restaurant.

6. Thaddeus Plotz (Animaniacs) - This fictional CEO of the Warner Brothers Studios would do anything to gain money to the studio. He once did not held his end of the bargain to the Warners when they were on their best behavior when a bunch of foreign investors came to the studion with a million dollar check and wanted to meet everybody who worked at the studio. And he fired his own father.

7. Eddy (Ed Edd N’ Eddy) - Eddy is the king of scammers. He’ll do anything to make a quick buck so he can full his jawbreaker addiction. Of course, Eddy has caused pain to the Cul-de-sac which usually ends up in pain for him and his two lackeys.

amariemelody  asked:

Hi there, Blu! I've been meaning to ask you and Zetsubonna: how did you guys research for Bucky & Steve's unique Brooklyn accent/dialect? Can you direct me to what you used? Because I LOVE to read it so, so, so much. :D

to be honest, I’m mixing Bugs Bunny, half remembered period appropriate movies/shows and my own Kansan accent when I write Steve. I’m bullshitting his dialect and hard. I haven’t done any research past a few google searches for 30s and 40s slang. Like, I couldn’t even tell you why I substitute ‘what’ for 'that’, its just what sounds right. And old-timey. I’m sorry darlin I’m literally full of crap

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Warning, they slipped in jump-scares all throughout the video.  You have been warned.

But it’s totally worth watching.

Beyond Beyond

“So you gunna talk? or just drink all my good booze?” Bones huffs against the lip of his glass before downing a good sip of the amber liquid. 

“I have no idea what you are talking about.” Jim retorts sliding down even deeper into his hunched position in the chair that had become his home well they waited on the enterprises’ repairs. 

“Sure you don’t. Well lets take a trip down memory lane. You were running away.” McCoy offers gesturing with his hand for Kirk to pick up where he had left off.

“I was not running away form anything.”

“It’s called loneliness Jim.” 

“I’m surrounded by great friends and a great crew. I am not lonely.”

Bones lifts his glass up in appreciation, “Well gee thanks Jim. That’s not the loneliness I was talking about though.” Before Jim can continue on with this sad denial routine he was on Bones lifts his hand to silence his words and continues, “you should tell him properly.”

“Tell who what?” Jim replies being obstinate.

Bones slams his glass down obviously reaching the end of his patience, “Damnit Jim! I was there, I heard you practically confess to him! The hobgoblin might not have enough sense to read between the lines but I know what those words meant even if he doesn’t!”

Jim startles and finally sits up like a normal person in his chair. He pulls at the collar of his captain shirt nervously, “I was going to. When I handed over command. Get it all aired before I took steps to get my head back on track. Then everything happened and I just… I just couldn’t.” He slumps back in the chair and downs the rest of his ale.

“It’s because of Uhura isn’t it.”

“It’d be selfish to do something under these circumstances.” Jim shrugs, “Better to have him at my side as my second than nothing at all.”

“So you weren’t going to run off and leave if he’d accepted your… whatever it is you could possibly feel for the robot?”

“The leaving was more preemptive because I know it’s one sided. Then they got back together and I wasn’t willing to mess with his happiness for a shot of my own. So I’ll take the scraps.”

Bones really looked to be the older of the two just then as he sighed and shook his head, “Do you want my professional opinion?”

“Your the one always reminding me that you aren’t a head doctor.”

“No…” Bones says with an wry chuckle, “But unfortunately for you I am Jim T. Kirk’s doctor and I have to put up with his crazy head to do my job. Which makes me an expert on the inflated thing between your shoulders.”

“Hey!” Jim cries out indigently but ultimately hushes his outburst in favour of his friends advice.

“You don’t know what would make Spock happiest if you don’t give him all the options. You might be the one preventing his most joyful outcome. Quit being a pansy and be honest. You’re a damn bunny rabbit jim. You need to fuck and you’ll die of loneliness, so go nail the elf and knock out two birds with one stone.”

“How can you say that when it’d hurt Uhura.” Jim replies not even acknowledging the jab at his proclivity towards physical relationships.

Bones shrugs, “Just don’t be a dick about it and I’m sure it’ll surprise you how easily it’ll work out.”

Jim looks about as convinced of Bones words as he’d been convinced there was no way to beat the Kobayashi Maru. It did little to deter the good Doctor though, “Let me put it another way. I won’t clear you for command if you do not have a nice long talk with your first officer.” He pauses and looks up past Jim’s shoulder and grins.

Jim did not like when Bones grinned like that.

“Speaking of the devil and he shall come.” Bones quips happily despite his haughty tone.

Jim sits bolt upright and slams his glass down on the desk growling, “Bones what the FUCK!”

“Fuck, exactly so get to it.” Bones replies smoothly before offering Spock his patented glare that everyone in attendance knew was purely show, “It’s damn creepy how punctual you are hob goblin. I’ll leave this knuckle head to you then.”

Jim watches dumbfounded as Bones gets up and leaves him alone with the person he had been trying to avoid for the last two weeks. He scrubs his hands over his face giving in to the moment of weakness before sliding his persona into place. Standing he shifts into an easy cocky posture leaning against the armrest of the chair he’d just exited. “Did he explain any of this to you?” Jim asks playing dumb. Spock wouldn’t jump to conclusions like someone else would, even with how obvious Bones was making it. Jim just needed to be cool, brush this off and move on. No big deal. He could do this. Except Spock looked so damn good. Kirk had missed him and his chest ached at just the sight of the object of his desires. 

His throat clenched refusing oxygen despite his desperate need for the life giving gas. His panic over his lack of control began to rise as he waited for Spock to say or do anything more than just stand there all stoic and gorgeous. Than words were leaving his mouth without his permission.

“I love you.” Jim declares. He really couldn’t breath now. Panic grips him as he realizes what he’d just said and he runs. As fast as he can out of the room, down the hall, and away. As fast and as far as he can. He hates Bones. He hates himself more though. So the murdering plans were put on hold as he sinks into his shame. There was only one more week until the Enterprise was ready for them to head back out and Jim couldn’t bare the thought of his bridge without Spock but he feared that’s exactly what he was going to be facing. 

—–

The turbo lift’s doors slide open and someone, probably Chekov announced his presence. He had successfully avoided both Bones and Spock during the last week of repairs. There was no messages about transfers so he knew that Spock was there but he couldn’t bring his eyes to go to the science station fearful his crew was down a Vulcan despite knowing that wasn’t the case. He slides into his captain’s chair and does the normal captain thing. Instructs the crew on tech course and declares loudly the order to move out. 

@vulcanxmind {{this has been floating around in my head for a couple days… :D  haha I couldn’t not}}