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The Great Tumblr Algorithm

So I just noticed that a couple of my posts have been marked by the great and powerful Tumblr algorithm as NSFW and man, does it ever crack me up. Since it’s Friday and we can never go wrong with a bit of a laugh, ladies and gentlemen, please allow me to humbly present, my collection of NSFW Tumblr posts:

From the latest:

Yuzuru Hanyu Presents: The Perfect Elements - Yuzu you are too perfect, hence NSFW, nobody that perfect should even be allowed to exist, let alone allowed in the workplace

Elena Radionova EX Valse No.2 in C Sharp Minor || 2017 TAT Anniversary - Elena, guuuurl, you are too sexy for the Tumblr, reel it in, won’t you?

Yuzuru Hanyu x Marin Honda: Romeo and Juliet - Yuzu, Marin, go get a room please

Translation: Tabidachi no Toki ~Asian Dream Song~ ft. Yuzuru Hanyu - I’m at a complete loss for this one. Maybe my translation was simply way too crappy it’s not fit for public consumption? 

Yuzuru Hanyu: His Top 3 Favorite Skating Techniques - right, to be fair, if people even think they can attempt such a single Axel at work it’d be quite, quite unsafe.

Yuzuru Hanyu: Worlds 2016 — Worlds 2017 - I’ve been told that this gifset might give people feels. Maybe that’s why. Feels are dangerous.

Evgenia Medvedeva FS Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close || World Championships 2017 - Janny, you too are guilty of being too attractive for your own good.

Noooooow, are you ready for my greatest NSFW hit? Hold on to your hats, ladies and gents, because here it is:

Ghibli Aesthetics: Whisper of the Heart (1995) || Real Life or Fantasy? - I shit you not, repeat, I SHIT YOU NOT. The great Tumblr algorithm has divined that Ghibli movies are NSFW. My entire life has been a lie.