hon baguette

jack, established in his brand as a zimmermann: i don’t want to change my name
eric, established in his brand as a bittle: dude me neither
jack, mocking eric: dude me neither
eric, mocking jack: hon hon baguette
jack: we’re getting divorced right now
eric: we’re not married yet
jack: i want joint custody of all bunnies, and


This is the worst time to post anything but I don’t care!! I just finished these “Monster Tourist” postcards for The Last Halloween: Book 1 Kickstarter and wanted to share em.

Because, you see, now monsters are hanging out and having fun in the real world, seeing the sights and doing all the other touristy things they never got to do before. Or in the case of Paris, just being weird and nihilistic, which I think is what you do there?

Accurate Descriptions of Instruments
  • Piccolos: no.
  • Flutes: what you are y'all like some of y'all are really weird and some of you guys are walking goddesses
  • Oboes: duck sounds, and tuning issues. also chill out ur not oboe god
  • Saxophones: You guys are really full of yourselves or emo.
  • Tenor saxophones: Weird. Wierdos.
  • Bari Saxophones: Even weirder than the tenors believe it or not
  • Bassoons: Either lil shits or angels blessed from the high heavens no in between
  • Bass Clarinets: Emo nerds. That's it.
  • Trumpets: The big ego thing is not a lie, you either know it or you are in denial.
  • French Horns: toot toot. hon hon hon baguette.
  • Trombones: A giant cult. Laughs at fart jokes, god complex.
  • Euphoniums: Y'all are fucking weird as hell.
  • Tubas: big toot
  • Percussion: sex jokes and rim shots

CLEXA (please be endgame)

CAMREN (wish they’re real but they said they’re not lesbians so chill) bruh. DELUSIONS! They’re separately single! they are real!

FLEURMIONE (OMG please read their fanfics they’re so compatible)


BRITTANA (ENDGAME BITCHES! where the hell is the spin-off?)

HEYA (”maybe” there’s something going on before. I dunno ask their trailer.)

ACHELE (they we’re real at some point. Do not argue with me.)

FABERRY (should’ve happened. they made a mistake.)

BECHLOE (ugh. please let them happen already geez don’t you feel the sexual tension?)

KAYLOR (again. same as Camren they are not lesbians. *cough* wish they were *cough* ugh they’re so fuckin’ cute!)

COPHINE (ah the puppy and the geek monkey. hon hon hon baguette croissant moot moot)

SWAN QUEEN/SWEN (there’s so much potential here. Do not let it go to waste. ugh. So frustrating.)

HOLLSTEIN (soy melk, yellow pellow, jawlines, the baeman, the black cat, murder her for christmas!)

SLEEPING WARRIOR (where the heck are they?! we need more!)

RED BEAUTY (ah. so adorbs! the bookworm and the big bad wolf. who wouldn’t ship them? They’re the real Beauty and the Beast)

SPASHLEY (yes. spashley, <3)

TILLOW (y’all let’s not forget the lesbians in the late 90′s! where’s the respect?!)

RIZZLES (lesbian subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts)

GAILLY (yass. yass. yass.)

SANSAERY (QUEENS! nuff said)

VALKUBUS (suck me dry. k. bye. )

DOCCUBUS (let’s play doctor. oooh kinky!)

KARMY (*playing in the background* what if we were made for each other? born to become bestfriends and lovers? -what if by: colbie caillat)


CALZONA (oh yeah!!!)

LUCE & RACHEL (imagine me and you. piper and lena; so perf. so perf!)

TALA AND LEYLA (i can’t think straight. too hot. HOT DAMN!)

EMISON (*whispers* shayley *disappears into the night*)

VAUSEMAN (hotness overload. RUIN ME!)

.JONISS (we all know who Katniss wants. bruh.)

#feel free to add #disclaimer #gifs not mine #they belong to their respective owners #got them all from google btw

hamilton characters as things i've done

warning: dumb shit ahead
hamilton: stayed up the entire month of January to finish culminatings and to prove a point
burr: clamped someone’s lips together and told them to shut the fuck up
laurens: held a grudge for two years (even after she apologized i will never forget)
mulligan: sewed a pair of shorts out of pure spite
lafayette: went up to a french transfer and said hon hon hon oui oui baguette
angelica: punched a guy who used a racist pick up line on me
eliza: got cheated on and destroyed his car with an egg, some jolly ranchers, and a knife
peggy: got left in the middle of toronto’s financial district by my school
king george iii: unironically called someone a peasant
washington: led a class of kindergarteners who literally just wanted to fight each other
jefferson: panicked and made box mac and cheese
madison: got sick and wrote 3 page essay about it for math because the doctor didn’t give me a note
philip: avenged my friend by head-butting some guy

ask me about these and i shall respond
it’s really a wonder i haven’t been suspended yet


here are the anime trash cards i made! 

i don’t even know wtf “‘hon hon my baguette” is supposed to mean i just thought of it and threw shit together

happy v-day my children and have fun weaboo-ing ur valentine’s up

SO IMagine the x men getting snowed into the mansion w/ no power so they’re playing charades in what’s left of the daylight and so it starts off fun like there is alcohol and like they do impressions like kitty can do a rly good version of the happy birthday mr president and jean’s hips literally do not lie

and then it starts getting even more fun when it’s logan’s turn and he doES THE BEST BEAST IMPRESSION ANYONE HAS EVER SEEn and from there shit goes down bc there is sO MUCH SHADE BEING THROWN so it’s scott’s turn  and he’s picked’ remy’s name out of someone’s helmet and he has no idea what 2 do so he just stands there, runs his hands through his hair and seductively whispers, “hon hon oui oui baguette eiffel tower”


and fucking logan is crying like hE’S MO RE FRENCH CANADIAN THA N FRENCH FRENCH BUT OH M Y GOD, SLIM

and so when it’s remy’s turn he just looks down at the name with a stone face before going to stand in front of everyone. he stares at them for a few moments before dramatically dropping 2 his knees and screaming, “JJEEEEEEAAAAAANNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

scott and logan are shut up for the remainder of the night and no one can figure out if it was scott or logan’s name remy had picked from the helmet


  • Lena and Emily: *kissing*
  • Emily: *looks Lena in the eyes* I feel like someone is watching us...
  • Lena: Nah... You are imagining things.
  • Emily: *notices someone in the corner of the room* I AM NOT! LOOK!
  • Lena: *walks closer to the direction Emily pointed out* H-hullo?..
  • Widowmaker: Hon hon baguette.
  • Lena: It's just a spider, luv.

Hawkdaddy approves.

Watch out mon petit croissants, looks like I’m going to make my first movie debut next year.