hon baguette

  • Jimin: Jungkook fist me!
  • Jungkook: Sur-WAIT WHAT!?!?!!!?
  • Jimin: *holds out his fist for a fist bump*
  • Jungshook: right that's what you-jesus fucking chr-
Hamilton characters as things i have said at work
  • Alexander: haha its me, here, ready, wishing i was dead.
  • Alexander (alternate): please punch me into a coma, i haven't slept in two days.
  • Eliza: i may act nice but i am plotting there death...
  • Angelica: my feminist side makes me want to puke on you
  • Peggy: oh hi yeah i was scheduled today..
  • Burr: *looking at the clock* wait for it....just 20 more minutes
  • Jefferson: i'll have you know this apron makes me look fabulous *snaps sassly*
  • Madison: *coughs for five minutes straight* i just saw my death....it was beautiful...none of you were there.
  • Lafayette: hon hon hon un baguette
  • Laurens: i am to small and innocent for this shit...
  • Mulligan: BRAH BRAH! GOT THAT MAPLE TURKEY! BRAH BRAH!
  • Washington: everytime i hear a ticket get pulled i have war flash backs....

I didn’t even watch “Versailles” yet, but I’ve already found my new OTP in it :v

Philippe d’Orleans and Chevalier de Lorraine <3

REASONS WHY LESBIANS HIT THEIR HALLELUJAH:

CLEXA (please be endgame)

CAMREN (wish they’re real but they said they’re not lesbians so chill) bruh. DELUSIONS! They’re separately single! they are real!

FLEURMIONE (OMG please read their fanfics they’re so compatible)

SHOOT ( JUST SHOOT ME IN THE FACE!)

BRITTANA (ENDGAME BITCHES! where the hell is the spin-off?)

HEYA (”maybe” there’s something going on before. I dunno ask their trailer.)

ACHELE (they we’re real at some point. Do not argue with me.)

FABERRY (should’ve happened. they made a mistake.)

BECHLOE (ugh. please let them happen already geez don’t you feel the sexual tension?)

KAYLOR (again. same as Camren they are not lesbians. *cough* wish they were *cough* ugh they’re so fuckin’ cute!)

COPHINE (ah the puppy and the geek monkey. hon hon hon baguette croissant moot moot)

SWAN QUEEN/SWEN (there’s so much potential here. Do not let it go to waste. ugh. So frustrating.)

HOLLSTEIN (soy melk, yellow pellow, jawlines, the baeman, the black cat, murder her for christmas!)

SLEEPING WARRIOR (where the heck are they?! we need more!)

RED BEAUTY (ah. so adorbs! the bookworm and the big bad wolf. who wouldn’t ship them? They’re the real Beauty and the Beast)

SPASHLEY (yes. spashley, <3)

TILLOW (y’all let’s not forget the lesbians in the late 90′s! where’s the respect?!)

RIZZLES (lesbian subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts subtexts)

GAILLY (yass. yass. yass.)

SANSAERY (QUEENS! nuff said)

VALKUBUS (suck me dry. k. bye. )

DOCCUBUS (let’s play doctor. oooh kinky!)

KARMY (*playing in the background* what if we were made for each other? born to become bestfriends and lovers? -what if by: colbie caillat)

REAMY (heyooooo shrimp girl! FCUK REAGAN Y U EYEBROWS SO ON POINT?)

CALZONA (oh yeah!!!)

LUCE & RACHEL (imagine me and you. piper and lena; so perf. so perf!)

TALA AND LEYLA (i can’t think straight. too hot. HOT DAMN!)

EMISON (*whispers* shayley *disappears into the night*)

VAUSEMAN (hotness overload. RUIN ME!)

.JONISS (we all know who Katniss wants. bruh.)

#feel free to add #disclaimer #gifs not mine #they belong to their respective owners #got them all from google btw

tango is actually super french

like legit, from-metropolitan-france french not québécois

bear with me this headcanon is all just so completely arbitrary he just… Seems French to Me

  • he was born in the paris suburbs and he moved around the paris area a lot throughout childhood
    • seriously he basically lived in every flat in île-de-france at some point
    • saint-denis, boulogne-billancourt, neuilly-sur-seine, issy-les-moulineaux, and like 3 different arrondissements of the actual city u name it tango lived there growing up
    • when he was in like the first year of lycée (american 10th grade) he moved to the south of france like probably aix or montpellier and lived there for a year
    • finally he moved to the US for senior year of high school - brooklyn
      • transferring his school credits was a MEss but somehow it worked out
      • he liked it a lot so he applied to US colleges but he also discovers hockey and falls in love with it so he puts off college to play junior league hockey and thats how he ends up in québec (i’m gonna say gatineau) for 2 years in the Q
      • finally he goes to samwell and from there we know whats up
  • he speaks both french and english natively cause his mom is french and his dad is american and they taught him both from the start
    • his dad is from boston and has a THICK boston accent but everyone else he knew in paris growing up who spoke english was british so his accent in english is actually a weird mix of boston and british
    • he can tune it to be closer to one accent or the other especially if people around him are speaking with one, so like when he’s at samwell his english naturally becomes more bostonian and when he’s around british speakers it becomes naturally more british
    • his french is basically flawless standard metropolitan french which means he spent most of his time in québec just constantly frustrated at their accents and weird slang
    • he doesn’t know a lot of american english slang or american culture at first and that’s part of why he asks so many questions because he grew up speaking relatively british-influenced english in france and not being exposed to the colloquialisms and stuff americans use
    • it doesn’t take him too long to acclimate tho cause he naturally talks a lot and asks lots of questions so he gets his bearings quickly
    • he prefers cursing in french because it just feels like it packs more of a punch, plus curses in english don’t follow grammatical rules very closely so it’s harder for him to use them right
  • he has multiple hard-of-hearing and deaf cousins in france so he knows LSF (french sign language) but he doesn’t ever get to use it once he comes to the US so he’s losing it fast. he’s really passionate about being able to sign though so he’s taking ASL for his language requirement at samwell
    • there’s definitely at least one other member of SMH who knows ASL (*cough* william j poindexter *cough*) and tango eventually knows enough to sign pretty fluently with dex. this obviously devolves quickly into the chirping of teammates without their knowledge
    • the same goes for his french - when bitty finally tells the tadpoles about jack and introduces them to jack, he and jack click instantly because they both speak fluent french
    • tango lowkey doesn’t rlly like jack’s québécois accent of french but jack doesn’t like tango’s weird boston-british english so it’s whatever they just get past it
  • his french customs are alive and well in his heart and sometimes he goes out of his way to make room for them in his life cause they remind him of home
    • he LOVES cooking and he becomes bitty and dex’s kitchen buddy and it helps to diversify the haus’s cuisine by a ton
    • like once a month the whole smh sits down and they have a full formal french meal with all the courses
      • they usually forgo the apéritif because tango doesn’t drink much - he may be french but he also left france before he hit 18, plus he’s kinda timid and doesn’t really party so he only really goes for red wine and only at formal meals
      • he does a really really masterful entrée every time and honestly bitty is probably thinking of opening a restaurant with him in the future
      • the salad course and cheese course are the most different from american meals and so they remind tango the most of home
    • he’s not great at baking but he gives bitty a ton of recipes for french pastries because there are SO MANY and he misses them all
    • he absolutely refuses to go to mcdonalds in the US because the french macdos are SO MUCH BETTER? like US mickey d’s aint got SHIT on the french ones
    • by the time he comes to samwell he’s lived in the US long enough to get used to not doing la bise (the greeting where you kiss each other briefly on both cheeks) but when he first gets there his gay ass sees all those gorgeous guys and he just,,, forgets that it’s not a thing?? and he goes to greet holster and accidentally goes for la bise and holster who being the chill bi bro he is just. goes with it and the rest of the team is like … ????????? but it’s great
    • sometimes this boy is like a giant walking stereotype i swear…,, he just buys a lot of baguettes at murder stop n shop and will just walk around eating them between classes n shit. anyone can spot tango from a mile away cause hes got the baguette. one day he wore a beret just to be Extra and everyone wouldnt stop joking about hon hon hon baguette eiffel tower and homeboy just about snapped
    • this boy is a fashion ICON and he definitely makes 50 Most all 4 years

Snanji, snaj, sanj, swanjo, swanjizz, snooj, slimjim, samjam, swoonji, spacejam, snurj, snornjo, skipjack, sweatshop, snurgle, snorlax, snorkel, smeagle, snickerdoodle, lemony snicket, jumanji, illuminati, maserati, little eggplant, shitty cook, aggressively heterosexual, lung cancer, skippy the pirate, kick kick boom boom, chitty chitty bang bang, wham bam oh hot damn, mario batali, hot tamale, fire type pokemon, an actual monster, no homo, daddy long legs, legs for days, guy fieri, steve buscemi, hon hon oui oui baguette, pepe le pew, omelette du fromage, gaylord, the artist formerly known as prince, like he literally called himself mr prince, smooth jazz, has never actually finished a cigarette, probably likes kenny g, tits mcgee, that ‘tch’ sound tsundere assholes make, the bane of zoros existence, chef boyardee, anger management dropout, premature ejaculation, can’t take a joke, the actual worst, small ball of rage, curly q, the ross gellar of the strawhat crew, smokers cough, never caught on camera therefore does not exist, blood transfusion, a burnt piece of toast, passive aggressively cleaning dishes, black leg, more like black lung, heart eyes emoji, severe iron deficiency, everything changed when the fire nation attacked, the guy with the eyebrows, he who must not be named.

Canon Scout: Runs fast, can cap points quickly, can confuse sentries at times. 

Fandom Scout: HE’S SPY’S SON OMG HE IS SO SMALL HE SHOULD NOT BE FIGHTING SUCH A BIG WAR MISS PAULING OTP AAAAAAAAAAAAH COSPLAY MANIA

Canon Soldier: Moderately strong, can launch rockets at his enemies.

Fandom Soldier: BREAD BREAD BREAD MUSCLES BREAD

Canon Pyro: Mysterious masked being that burns people to death. Feared everywhere.

Fandom Pyro: AWWWW HE’S SO CUTESY PYBROS PYBROS RAINBOWS AND SUNSHINE YAAAAAAY

Canon Engineer: Intellectual, can build sentries to defend an area from enemies.

Fandom Engineer: LOLOLOLOLOLOL NOPE.AVI SHORT JOKES SHORT JOKES NERD NERD

Canon Heavy: Very strong, can mow down enemies with minigun.

Fandom Heavy: PROTECT MEDIC AT ALL COSTS OMG BROTP AAAAAAAAH 

Canon Demoman: Good with melee weapons, can set stickybombs in areas in need of defense.

Fandom Demoman: MAMA’S BOY WHO SCREAMS KABOOM MLG LOL

Canon Medic: Insane doctor,  can make people invulnerable for a short time.

Fandom Medic: HEAVY ALWAYS PROTECT DOKTOR SCIENCE BROS ARCHIMEDES LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Canon Sniper: Very good at aim, can snipe from far away.

Fandom Sniper: JARATE JARATE AUSSIE AUSSIE SPY STAB M8 M8

Canon Spy: Secretive, can disguise as enemy team.

Fandom Spy: HON HON HON SPYCRABS FRANCE BAGUETTES SCOUT’S DAD WELL OFF TO VISIT YOUR MOTHER HAHAHAHAHA