i studied in a catholic school during ten years. when i was in sixth grade, my teacher asked my class “if your father could be anyone, who would you like him to be?” and told us to write it in a piece of paper. in a class of 21 students, 20 of them wrote things like superhero, doctor, a rich person etc. since i’ve never met my father (the man who gave my mother money to have an abortion) i naively wrote “i wish i had a gay father”. I DON’T KNOW WHY I WROTE THAT but i’ve never seen any problem about that. however the school staff made a mountain out of a molehill. they wanted to call my mother and arrange a meeting so they could discuss my will to have a gay father. i had an interview with my school’s principal (which was a nun) and she wanted to recommend me a psychologist!!!!! then when i got home i told my mother everything that happened including my naive answer about having a gay father and all my mother said was: “gay or not, i just wish you had a father” and i almost cried. my mother didn’t attend to the meeting that the school arranged because she didn’t think it was a big deal. THE SCHOOL STAFF GOT SO MAD  THAT THEY WANTED TO EXPELL ME!!! so funny