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Black Sails S1 E4 Reactions

☼this intro is really growing on me; I love the inclusion of all that stunning statuary

☼Silver’s not knowing how to cook a pig is the funniest thing oh my god

☼ohhhhhhhhhh my I still love the treatment of sex, sex work, and rape in this show so much. I’m gonna write an essay, and it’s gonna be called “I want to fuck,” because I still love that joke so much

☼is Anne Bonney gonna come to the rescue???

☼every time they show a shot of scraping the barnacles off this ship I get really nervous it’s gonna fall and crush people

☼whoops there it goes wrong palm tree OH NO THIS GUY WHO’S DISSENTING IS GONNA DIE PROBABLY

☼I’M STRESSED

☼I’m so glad Anne Bonney loves Max I love them I love girls sticking up for girls when shit hits the fan

☼noooo is the cat gonna get crushed??

☼FUCK FUCK THE RANDELL AND THE CAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

☼oh my god. oh my god. I am very stressed.

☼oh my god they’re gonna chop his leg off with a meat cleaver fucking christ

☼…did the dissenter die? oh my god he did

☼FINALLY we’re gearing up for another ship fight

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Tina Modotti 

Until her sudden – and some say mysterious – death at 45, the Italian-born artist lived an extraordinary life, morphing from silent-film actress to model, muse, photographer, Mexican revolutionary and (possibly) spy. Yet it wasn’t until the 1990s – when a cache of her photographs was discovered in a farmhouse in Oregon and several platinum prints, Roses and Calla Lilies, were auctioned for hundreds of thousands of dollars in New York – that her own photographic legacy and incredible story would come to light. (more)

im watching master and commander again (legit reasons: i need to pull quotes from it) and the scene where the officers are discussing Nelson over dinner, and one dude says that Nelson always would say “Never mind the manoeuvres, just go straight at ‘em.”

and after watching some documentaries on Nelson and the British navy when Nelson was around, that strategy makes a lot of sense. But it only made sense to the British. 

During the Age of Sail naval battles were fought by just blasting canons at the other and sniping people from above until one ship could not take it anymore and surrendered (sinking a ship was very difficult). 

And in the late 1700s and early 1800s the British Navy was faster than anyone at firing their canons. They could fire two to three times faster (90 seconds between shots compared to 3-5 minutes) than the spanish and the french because the spanish and french still used fuses on their canons while the british used flint-locks (which were developed to fight the americans). It got even worse for the French when the british kept killing their sailors so the men at the canons steadily became untrained army men, who were even slower, while the british got faster. and at close range you dont need to take time to aim. 

One tactic of the french and spanish, especially when battle was between only a few ships, was to STAY THE FUCK AWAY from british ships and fire on them from a distance because only at a distance was it a fair fight. They would also try to aim for the masts and sails to try and stop the British from getting close. 

anyways, i love the current history unit in my class but I must now switch to physical biochemistry and suffer through crystallography homework 

i need to get some more screenshots of the hell app but i refuse to compile this thing even one more time and i absolutely refuse to fire the apk up in a resource-hogging android emulator that takes ten hours to start and i definitely refuse to install this cursed piece of software on my own innocent phone

DILEMMA

I COULD BE SO HAPPY IF I HADN’T TAKEN THIS CLASS. IT’S NOT EVEN A MANDATORY CLASS. I COULD BE LIVING A CAREFREE LIFE WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS WHATSOEVER. THERE WOULDN’T BE A SINGLE BAD THING ON MY MIND. THIS CLASS IS PERSONALLY RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERY NEGATIVE EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD OR WILL EVER HAVE

SO i’m writing a paper.

Well, two papers but whatever

And like everyone has their weird thing about papers right? So my weird thing is NEEDING to have a perfect introduction before continuing. Once I do the words just come and it’s magic I don’t even know.

SO for my creative nonfiction class we have to do peer editing in groups and my group was like - you know, I think you should change your intro.

So I ignored the fact that this goes against my very nature and I’m like YEAH SURE NO PROBLEM but now I’m just sitting here WITH MY FINGER ON THE ENTER KEY I HAVE 40 PAGES OF BLANK PAGES MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK THIS WAY HELP