homestuck-pickup-lines

i made some semi-morbid homestuck pickup lines

y0u make my w0rld expl0de

wAS THAT A LANCE THROUGH MY CHEST, oR DID MY VASCULAR PUMP JUST SKIP A BEAT,

you know, ii dont actually have a giirlfriiend anymore.

IF I COULD, I’D MAKE A WHOLE NEW UNIVERSE JUST FOR YOU, THEN LET IT DESTROY ITSELF FROM THE INSIDE.

:33 < i wanted to invite you out clubbing or something but it looks like you really beat me to it!

This Isnt The First Time I’ve Offered To Force A Dangerous Mechanism Through Somebodys Body

1M KNOWN 4ROUND H3R3 FOR L34D1NG STUP1D BOYS 1NTO STR4NG3 L41RS >;] 4R3 YOU 1NT3R3ST3D

I like playing hard to get!!!!!!!! People are lining up to get a sta8 at my heart.

D –> You take my breath away

 If i rEaCh iN My mAGiC FrIdGe wHaT Do yOu uP AnD ThInK ArE My cHaNcEs oF GeTtInG HeAd

you knoww ivve been lookin for another half for a long time noww an i wwas wwonderin if you could complete me

You know you used to give me butterflies in my stomac)( but now I dont feel anyfin!

Homestuck pickup lines/ late valentines under the cut. There are 116, so be forewarned. I didn’t come up with all of these, a lot were from valentines I saw. Please use them however you want. I’m going to be printing two of each as stickers to hand out at conventions. Also, sorry there are only a few for some characters. I was having trouble coming up with some. If you have any suggestions or requests, feel free to drop a message in my ask box! (sprites will be coming eventually, I’ve had a lot going on recently and I haven’t had enough time to really concentrate on them.)

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