homestuck mash

Eggbirth - johnkat

This week kind of has had a running egg-theme to it, so when I said to @bluearturtle I wanna do words but not too many and idek what Suvi said: egg.

So. Egg. Enjoy.


“Well. That was absolutely disgusting.”

John snorts. At any other time you’d think it a pathetic effort, but after just having seen him lay an egg you’re pretty fucking impressed. You’re not sure how he’s still alive. So much blood.

Some of it is still caught under your nails. Not the first time for that.

John’s face is still wet and he kind of stinks, but he’s smiling a little, you can hear it in his voice. “You put it in there, so you’re going to appreciate the fuck out of the miracle of childbirth. Or eggbirth. Hey! Eggbirth. Egbert. Get it?”

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fakelatula  asked:

Sollux Zahhak? I wanna see how you mix the Stickboi™ with STRONG®®®

last one tonight. he likes to mini golf (he hits the ball too hard), he plays soccer and he brings capri suns filled with applesauce,he likes organization,following the rules, being stepped on, and also being a complete slop when allowed.he has psiioniics but never usses them to their full potential because he thinks its cheating. his eyes are red and blue with no pupils.

anonymous asked:

Sollux Lalonde?

yo so i did both… srose lalonder is literally the goth aesthetic. pronouns are she her. and she likes rainy days, reading books, poetry, punk music and occasionally hatsune miku, and she loves black yo.

sroxy lalonder is p much a prep nerd. pronouns are they/them.they like  cats,animals in general, pink,gaming,crushing their enemies at mario kart wii, and hanging out with friends.