homestuck dialogues


literally just a 3-page continuation of the previous 3 pages, aka, how it should have ended


/I guess this is my attempt at a lyricstuck? Just this portion of the song, anyway.

Spoilers, yeah. I imagine Karkat and Gamzee’s reconciliation takes a toll on whatever he and Dave have going on.

(Oh, and it’s transparent. <3)

*record scratch*

yep.. that’s me in my tOwn that seems tO be in tOtal chaOs. It’s the pailing seasOn and the imperial drOnes are taking the unlucky sOuls that didnt fill a bucket. nOw lets fOcus On me.

*picture click*

nO nO. that lucky fella is nOt me. hes just witnessing my current turmOil. 

lets fOcus On the actual me.

*picture click*

yep.. thats me being carried away by a drOne. nOw let me tell yOu the stOry Of hOw i ended up in this rObOts cOld hands.

You guess there’s no delaying this guy’s introduction anymore. 

As long as we’re in the neighborhood.

As if spacial distance matters at all in this story. How many physical in-person conversations have even happened so far? There was the time Vriska maimed Tavros, a few of the conversations between the kids and their Sprites… and I think that’s it. 

Almost all of the dialogue in Homestuck is via text messaging. 

I Giorni
Ludovico Einaudi

(optional but recommended background music)

It’s finally finished

Special thanks to Kathy who helped me out with this a lot!

the first line of dialogue in homestuck is dave saying “hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today” and the last is dirk saying “dave thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked”