homestuck cosplay bullshit

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Facebook wrecks photo quality and we all know I don’t actually have that Karkat booty but these are adorable and so are my friends so here we are.
Terezi: Hexka on instagram 
Jane: @kenziidactyl
Dave: @mischievous-illusions

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DO YOU FUCKING SEE THIS? DO YOU SEE THIS PIECE OF GARBAGE RIGHT HERE?? THESE FUCKING HORNS ARE THE BANE OF MY MISERABLE EXISTENCE. IN CASE YOU WERE CURRENTLY UNAWARE OF THIS TRAVESTY THESE ARE THE OFFICIAL TROLL HORNS ON WHATPUMPKIN.

THE OFFICIAL GOD DAMN HORNS SOLD BY NONE OTHER THAN MISTER ANDREW HUSSIE HIMSELF (bless our lord and savior)

NOW I KNOW NITRAM HORNS ARE ONE OF THE MOST DIFFICULT ONES TO MAKE I UNDERSTAND WELL, (I HAD TO MAKE 3 PAIRS OF THE GOD DAMN THINGS BEFORE I GOT IT RIGHT MYSELF) BUT HOLY SHIT IF YOUR GONNA SELL SOMETHING ON YOUR OFFICIAL OVER PRICED MERCH SITE IT SHOULD AT LEAST BE WORTH BEING OVERPRICED.

THE TWO HORNS AREN'T EVEN THE SAME GOD DAMN SHAPE…THEY DONT EVEN FUCKING MATCH EACH OTHER.

NOT TO MENTION ONE YELLOW SECTION IS SHORTER THAN THE OTHER, THE CURVES OF THE HORN ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT, ONE HORN IS SKINNIER THAN THE OTHER, THE SECTION WHERE THE ORANGE AND YELLOW MEET HAS THIS WEIRD ASS INDENT (AND THE INDENTS DON’T EVEN FUCKING MATCH EACH OTHER EITHER!), THE RED SECTION IS THICKER THAN THE ORANGE SECTION (DIAMETER WISE), AND THE WORST FUCKING THING THESE BLASPHEMOUS HORNS DO…THEY FUCKING DROOP DOWN WHEN YOU WEAR THEM.

IF THESE WERE FAN MADE HORNS, IF THESE WERE SOMEONE’S FIRST ATTEMPT AT MAKING FABRIC HORNS, IF SOMEONE THAT WASN’T SELLING THESE THINGS FOR 15$ A POP MADE THESE I WOULD BE OKAY WITH IT, BUT NO THESE ARE THE OFFICIAL GOD DAMN HORNS FROM THE GOD DAMN WHATPUMPKIN WEBSITE.

I AM SO ANGRY