homer stop that


Okay I’m sitting here reading this article about Shakespeare’s appropriation of Homeric material for a discourse on the dying idea of chivalry in Troilus and Cressida and I just??? This guy is so wrong???? Like have you read the Iliad???? It’s not a just an indiscriminate mêlée??? It’s actually famous for establishing the impractical but romantic Greek tradition of one-on-one fighting that persisted for literally thousands of years????? Like please read your source material?????????? You have no idea what you’re talking about?????

you know the sound that homer simpson makes when he gobbles food? like onomatopoeically it’s like *GAWMP* anyway sometimes i make that sound when i eat and my brother tells me to stop homering. this has been a story about how im obnoxious yet still delightful to be around