anonymous asked:

This sounded cute to me, but idk. Mc moving in with rfa+V+saeran? Like getting a house or apartment together. (or in jumin's case a giant ass penthouse, smh rich people)

A/N: I just wow i loVE THIS okay thank you ~Admin 404

Smh rich people indeed (i had way too much fun with V and i had to stop myself from going on and on) ~ Admin 626

-I think the two of you would end up with a small apartment to start out! Move up to a house a while after he starts his career
-Your living room is only part living room. Everyone has to fight each other to sit on the couch when they visit
-It’s only part living room because y’all spoil Lisa to no eND so there’s a huge cat tree and a ton of cat play houses jumin approves and actually gets a few of the playhouses for y’all
-Sure you could have made that extra room a cat room but???? No???
-Game room????
-IT’S LITERALLY THE BEST ROOM IN Y’ALLS APARTMENT it’s decked out in all of your nerdy-gaming related things (figures, posters, games themselves) and seriously it’s just pride and joy nerd
-Your bedroom is overrun with plushies, neither of you can really tell whose is whose anymore
-He makes you breakfast every day! The first day, he tried to bring it to you in bed but that was a disaster when he tripped over the plushies and you woke up with an omelette on your face
-Y’alls apartment is covered in cute things- stickers are everywhere, homemade gifts and decorations, and it just looks kinda like pinterest threw up in the apartment
-Your kitchenware is SO CUTE like your ladle is nessie, your measuring cups are whale shapes, and he has these cartoon cups that he tried hiding from you but they’re just so cute you can’t help yourself

-Y’all didn’t have to get a new place, he just moved you into his penthouse i mean didn’t he already in his route, LMAO
-But anything you want, he will get it for you
-He has a lot more cat shaped things than you originally thought though
-Like cat shaped bowls, has a few coffee mugs with cats on them, things like that
-He gives you complete control of decorating but it’s like??? Jumin I wanted to do this together???
-So he helps pick out throw pillows, new art pieces, anything you ask him to do
-The one thing he requires is a tON OF PICTURES OF THE TWO OF YOU
-Seriously there’s a painting of the two of you plus Elizabeth hanging up in the house but at least it’s adorable <3

-Also just moves you into his house
- i mean why not, it’s big enough
-Y’all don’t even sleep in your bed for like the first week, you two are having pillow forts in the living room
-You can have a room to yourself, for whatever you’re passionate about. Gaming? He has a room for that, he’ll share. Art? Room for you. A room dedicated to your favourite figurines from your favourite games or shows? He’ll have to get you a separate room he isn’t sharing his
-He’s got plates that are planets and they’re AMAZING y’all i almost bought some the other day omg
-But he’s such a brat, like he plays pranks on you to wake you up
-You’ve woken up to whipped cream in the face more times than you can count but you’ve also woken him up with cold water soooo
-No item in the house is safe from you two “playing” if you catch my drift wink wonk
-Saeran hates both of you so much

-Definitely not used to having you actually live with him
-You walked in the bathroom while he was in the shower and you never knew that he could scream so high pitched
-Black out curtains throughout the house because???? The sunlight sucks
-He’s actually lowkey really cute and likes to put pictures of the two of you in frames and just put them on bookshelves or hang them up
-But then he like denies that he puts them up??? “Idk how it got there, it looks terrible” uh yeah okay
-YOUR KITCHEN IS THE MOST DECKED OUT ROOM because the two of you actually really like to cook and it’s a bonding thing <3
-Otherwise, your bedroom is decked out with the comfiest bed, blankets, and coolest TV because MOVIE MARATHONS
-Every time you buy some cute little ceramic animals you can’t find it ten minutes later. He hides them in various places because he hates them
-Actually really loves the idea of painting the ceiling like the sky with some clouds but only in the bedroom, the rest of the house cannot deal with that
-The two of you pick out everything together! Everything has nice neutral tones,everything goes together perfectly (just like the two of you aw cuties)

- with zen, it wasn’t a slow move in where u just kinda left things at his house and things slowly collected over time
- nah that’s not Zen’s style
- of course he would make a big deal about you moving in
- “Zen we’ve already done the diddly do, what r u ashamed of”
- honestly ur lucky he didn’t make y’all wait til after you guys got married
- but it’s worth the wait!!!
- Zen completely redid his place just for you <3
- he denies the fact that jumin helped him but u know jumin did
- it’s so cute!!!
- the kitchen has a whole lot of sweet things bc he knows u love sweets
-there’s a sex swing in his bedroom
- Seeing Zen in sweats??? H O T
- Zen sees in ur pajamas? He suddenly has to go shower???
- Poor you gets roped into Zen’s workouts
- he claims it’s ur fault since ur sweets are fattening him up
-  living with him is super peaceful tho???
- he has self care days??? Who does that???
- face masks, bubble baths with candles, treats himself to mani pedis
- and he takes such good care of you!
- because of him, you eat more healthy! The sweets are treats okay
- and because of you, zen becomes a little more lowkey because you can’t always handle his dramatic ass everyone in the group chat kisses ur feet for that
- You two brought out the best in each other <3
- honestly her apartment is the tiniest thing in the world
- like you know the episode of Futurama where Fry moves in with Bender?
- yeah, that small
- you guys end up finding a super cute apartment!!!
- it is on the smaller side but it’s super cozy
- flowers everywhere!!! You want the place bright for when Jaehee comes home from work <3
- y’all have too many pillows on your bed and sofas but it’S WORTH IT
- there’s a little reading nook you guys managed to create!
- also, all the RFA hoes come over all the time
- no matter what u guys do, u can’t stop it
- one time you couldn’t get rid of Saeyoung for weeks because Jaehee figured out DIY Honey Buddha chips
- as much as you two protest, one day futons magically appeared on the floor for them
- Jaehee is the sweetest roommate!!!
- she always leaves u little notes everywhere to let u know she loves you
- she folds down the page corners of store catalogues if she thinks you’d like them
- and she always somehow has a cup of coffee ready for you whenever u need it???
- she’s a magician
- and you always makes sure she eats and rests enough <3
- You guys get a house together!
- You needed a room for work and he needed a room for his art, so an apartment was definitely out of the question
- you love decorating the house with him???
- He hung up Christmas lights in your room! Who does that! V’s hipster ass, that’s who
- Polaroids and other pictures eVERYWHERE
- and of course this guys gets a record player
- he puts it in the kitchen and he dances with you in the kitchen when you two cook together
- actually he just dances with you when he can, music or not
- you guys end up having a mini library because V is super into learning about other cultures??? He has books on everything u can name
- he ends up taking u out like every week for aesthetic pics, you cant get out of it no matter what
- sometimes he makes you get up to watch the sunrise with him
- it’s okay tho, u get back at him with a nERF WAR
- and sometimes you use a marshmallow shooter against him randomly
- “hey mc have u seen m-“
- he just stands there getting hit by marshmallow as he stares off into the distance
- think of the scene from parks and rec when Andy shoots Ben with marshmallows
- honestly u two are so cute and silly together, and all is right in the world

How to be an Awesome Wife: Millennial Edition

Take care of the children. Staying home to raise your children is not for the faint of heart. It is a daily challenge, but very rewarding in the end. Your Husband is probably an amazing Father, but he will never have the same emotional connection that you do with your children. Mothers have a maternal instinct and a bond with their babies cannot be broken. Utilize parenting techniques that work for both of you. Your Husband should act as lead disciplinarian, with you acting at the lead nurturer. This instills structure and a hierarchy in your home; teaching your children to respect authority. This starts by submitting to your husband, in turn your children will have a model to emulate.

Cook and bake well. Being in charge of your family’s nutrition is of the upmost importance. Making mac and cheese from a box every night dosent count. Cooking shows, online tutorials/ courses and cookbooks are all great references. Prepping meals earlier in the day or the night before is also a big help when it comes to managing family time in the evenings.

Keep your home clean. The home should be a relaxing environment. A disorderly home causes stress and anxiety. Your Husband wants to come home to an orderly home. If you have very small children, your Husband should allow you some leeway here, as young children are professional lil’ mess-makers.

Put effort into your appearance. Look attractive for him, never “let yourself go.” Take time to do your hair and make-up. Online make-up tutorials are helpful. Wear tight fitting clothes; low cut shirts and yoga pants when in the house. If your Husband prefers that you dress more modestly while outside, then do so accordingly.

Never deny any type of sexual advances from your Husband. Additionally, your acceptance should be paired with enthusiasm. Your Husband should feel comfortable to act out any sexual ideas/fantasies that he may have. Once married, ANY kind of sexual act between a Husband and wife is deemed as an “act of love.” Dick sucking/oral sex should be offered daily and is also an act of submission in and of itself.

When you are out alone, never partake in anything that your Husband wouldn’t approve of. If you have to hide something, then you shouldn’t be doing it in the first place.

Dont spend too much time on your phone or tablet when your Husband is home. Additionally, when your Husband speaks to you, look up at him and not down at your phone when replying.

Do not argue aggressively with him. Communicate openly and calmly about any issues that arise. Both partners deserve to be heard respectfully. Your opinion is important to your Husband as he doesn’t want a doormat. But as Man of the house, he should make the final decision.

Save money. Housewives are often seen as “kept women” who shop and spend frivolously. Alternatively, many housewives will tell you what a complete fallacy that is. Learning how to budget money properly, couponing and keeping a stockpile are all important aspects of running your home efficiently.


It was Tony’s birthday a day ago, I believe, so I decided to write a quick thing because he’s wonderful and I love him. Plus, I felt motivated so I thought why not? 

Happy belated Birthday, Tony!

“I swear you’re going gray,” Clint said, smiling mischievously as he prodded Tony’s temple. “Does that mean I can call you ‘grandpa’ now?”

“Fuck off, Clint,” Tony replied with no real heat.

“Grandpa!” Clint decided before continuously saying, “Grandpa Tony!” as he raced off to join the rest in the kitchen.

Tony rolled his eyes but he was grinning, leaning into the couch as he worked on his tablet. He had nothing else better to do since he had been banned from the kitchen. The team had promptly kept him out, Jarvis their warning siren if Tony even tried to sneak a peek.

Natasha was always the one to come out with a look of fond exasperation and she pulled him back to the common area. She ignored Tony’s pleas and whine like the expert she was and even at one point, tapped his nose like he was a misbehaving kitten.

So Tony was left to pout, his arms crossed over his chest before he decided to get busy. He got hold of his tablet and he had been playing around with it ever since.

“Okay, Tony,” Steve said, exiting the kitchen while drying his hands with a dish towel. “You can stop pouting and come into the kitchen,”

“Who said I was pouting?” Tony asked, eagerly leaping up from the couch. “I have never pouted a single day in my entire life,” He looked down at his tablet before shrugging and tossing it onto the cushions.

“I have pictures, don’t try me,” Steve warned, chuckling as Tony groaned. “I’m sure Clint would love to get his hands on them,”

“Darling, you wouldn’t,” Tony said, scandalized and Steve winked. “I knew I couldn’t trust you,”

“We all know that’s the biggest lie ever,” Steve said, smiling sweetly and Tony couldn’t even disagree with him. “Now, let’s go because I’m pretty sure they’re all getting ansty,”

“Have you gotten Anthony yet?” Thor’s voice came from the kitchen with its familiar boom.

“I’ve got him!”Steve shouted back before tugging on Tony’s arm. “Come on, let’s go,”

“If you’re all planning on scaring me, just know,” Tony said, allowing himself to be tugged along. “I will disown all of you,”

“Mhm,”Steve hummed.

The walk to the kitchen only took about thirty seconds and they stopped right outside the doorway. “You first,” Steve said, waving him forward in a gentlemanly fashion.

Tony snorted. “Goodness, you spoil me,” He replied, before entering the kitchen and stopping right in his tracks.

The kitchen was decorated with homemade decorations, all of them a different theme and color according to an Avenger. The overall color scheme was red and gold, with the streamers and the balloons and even some of the party hats.

Their little dining table had been arranged for a huge meal, the presentation beautiful and delicate. There were even the fancy silver napkin holders and Tony resisted a watery chuckle because there’s a fun memory surrounding those.

All of his favorite foods were on the kitchen counter, so much of it. There was probably going to be enough to find them for the next month, even after a super soldier and a god had their fill. There was lasagna, cheese burgers and those chili fries that he and Clint always fight over. Tony felt his stomach give a soft rumble and he placed a hand lightly over his stomach.

 Then there was the cake, and Tony almost lost it when he saw what it was. It was one of those Iron Man birthday cakes that could be found at supermarkets. The Iron Man helmet was the design and Tony was tempted to smash it in because there was so many mistakes.

But this whole thing that his team, no, his family did for was absolutely incredible.

They had organized all of his…just for him.

“I think he’s crying,” Clint whispered, only be to hushed by Bruce.

“Tony,” Steve said, pulling him in close. “Are you okay?”

Tony sniffled and simply burrowed his head into Steve’s chest, shaking his head as he took a deep breath.

“Does this not please you?” Thor asked worriedly. “Is there something we did not do right?”

Tony was quick to shake his head as he looked at Thor. “No!” He exclaimed, shaking his head once more. “No, it’s absolutely perfect…it’s so wonderful,”

“Whew,” Clint pretended to wipe off sweat from his forehead. “Because this took a pretty long time and I swear, I almost ate all the chili fries,”

“I would have killed you,” Tony replied with ease.

“I would have been worried if you didn’t,”

Natasha came forward and wrapped an arm around Tony’s shoulders. “We wanted to do something special for you since you’re always doing things for us,” She said, smiling warmly. “And since it’s your birthday, why not have some fun and spoil you a little?”

Tony gave a disbelieving chuckle. “Honestly, guys, you didn’t have to do this,” He then gestured to the cake. “I would have been fine with a card and a cake-”

“We wanted to do it,” Bruce interrupted. “We wanted to and we wanted you to know how much we appreciate you,” He then shrugged, smiling. “Nothing wrong with showing a bit of love,”

Tony bit his bottom lip, looking around the room at the people who had made his life so much more. These were the people who were his partners, his teammates and also his family. Before they came along, he only had Rhodey and Pepper who always remained highly important in his life. But being apart of the Avengers and forming such a bond showed him that he didn’t always have do everything on his own.

He loved them and they loved him.

Taking a deep breath, Tony nodded and laughed when everyone erupted into cheers. “The festivities begin!” Thor exclaimed happily as he and Clint high-fived.

The whole room was instantly buzzing, all of them piling up their plates with food as they laughed, talked and just enjoyed each other’s presence.

Later that evening, as they all sang Happy Birthday to him, Tony knew that there was no other place he’d rather be.

In his office, Tony took a sip of coffee and didn’t even flinch at how cold it had become. He had been busy staring at the dog tags, Steve’s dog tags to be exact.

He had gifted them to Tony on his birthday, that magical night where the whole team had come together like the family they truly were…back then.

His thumb ran over Steve’s name a couple of times before he wore the dog tags once again, not even bothering to hide them underneath his shirt.

That night, he remembered vividly as it had been one of the greatest nights of his life. A fantastic memory that refused to be shattered, it was so annoying.

He wanted to forget.

He wanted to forget them because they had hurt him, he had hurt him so bad.

Tony hesitated before reaching for the black phone, its shape familiar in his hand from holding it so often. Debating on if contacting Steve would be a good or bad idea.

The conclusion was usually bad but sometimes, he hoped that it would be good.

He slowly flipped open the phone and stared at the screen, no notification telling him about a new message that had been received.

Tony chuckled bitterly before closing the phone and gently placing it aside.

“Happy Birthday to me,” Tony sang softly, staring out of the window at the lights of New York City.