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Reblog if you think modern musical theatre can be political

I need to prove a point to my teacher because he is of the sincere belief that political theatre is dead and that all modern musicals are just colorful and glittery with weak plots and messages

psychic: *reads my mind*

me: Did 👈🏼ʸᵒᵘ see👀 ᵐy ᵇᵃᵍ🎒🤷🏻‍♀️???⁽ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ?⁾ Did ʸᵒᵘ see 👀👂🏼ᵐy ᵇᵃᵍ?🎒🎒?? ⁽ʷʰᵉᴿᵉ?⁾ It’s fᵘˡˡ of 🏆🏆 trophies and it’s 👅 ʰᵉˡˡᵃ ᵗʰᶦcK 💦😩👌🏼 (ʰᵉˡˡᵃ ᵗʰᶦᶜᵏ,ʰᵉˡˡᵃ ᵗʰᶦᶜᵏ ) 💯💯 how 👈🏼 you think ‘ᵇᵒᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁉️(ʷᵉˡˡ) how ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏ 🤔 ‘bout🧠 ᵗʰᵃᵗ?? (wᵉˡˡˡˡ)😮 i 🤑 bet it ᴳᵒᵗ ᵐʸ 🤬ᴴᴬᵀᴱᴿˢ🙅🏻‍♀️ hella sᴵᶜᵏ🤢🤢🤢‼️ Come ᵃⁿᵈ 😍follow me 📣ᶠᵒˡˡᵒʷ ᵐᵉ 📢 with ya ˢᶦᵍⁿˢ ᵘᵖ👆🏼😏😍 ᶦ’ᵐ ˢᴼ 🔥ᶠᶦʳᶦⁿ’, 🔥ᶠᶦʳᶦⁿ’, 💯ᵇᴼᴵ😩 ya times ⏰ ᵁᵖ⬆️⬆️keep 🔛ᴿᵘⁿⁿᶦⁿ 🏃🏼‍♀️and 🏃🏽‍♂️ᴿᵘⁿⁿᶦⁿ until I 😺tch ᵁᵖ How you ᵈᵃʳᵉ❓ʰᵒʷ you ᵈᵃʳᵉ??ʰᵒʷ!y ou ᵈᵃʳᵉ😡😡😡😡!!!

psychic: what the fuck

Musicals in 5 words

Great comet: Drunk Russians with no rhymes.

Falsettos: Gay and jewish representation?! Amazing

Spring awakening: Melchior gabor is a furry

Ghost quartet: Does Brent even really exist?

Be more chill: stop making squip fuck jeremy

In the heights: the musical we all need.

Charlie and the chocolate factory: Charlie has three whole clones!

Groundhog day: beaver in washing machine spinning

Spongebob: if optisim was a musical

Preludes: wait who/what is preludes? (Please listen to it i beg)

War paint: makeup hides old womens depression

The book of mormon: Literally the opposite of spongebob.

Anastasia: Russians with rhymes, historical childhood.

Dear evam hansen: he isnt gay you tree

Legally blonde: bleach blonde ready to fight.

Next to normal: next time on Dr Phil, shocking.

Sweeny todd: vore vore vore vore death.

25 annual putname county spelling bee: o-n-l-y f-i-v-e w-o-r-d-s? T-o-o e-a-s-y.

A new brain: brain sugery with frog tears.

Come from away: fly bo-woman fly, doing great.

Heathers: veronica: highschool deadlines made me-

Newsies: A LOT👏OF👏JUMPING👏BOYS

Hamilton: founding fathers in modern au?!?!?!?

Bare: god bless their souls honey.

Rent: evey 2000-er’s jam 525,600 MINUTES

Wicked: wicked witch call out post

Something rotten: sex joke? Yeah sex joke.

Once on this island: love turned me into tree.

Fun home: antique gays make us cry

Matilda: Spring Awakening kidz bop jr

Amelie: im only in for aesthetic.

It’s kind of a funny story: GOD PLEASE MAKE IT HAPPEN

School of rock: FUCK SCHOOL *EDGY GUITAR RIFF*

Tuck everlasting: fiji water is my life