Go Go Christian Rangers!
So my campaign group did a session tonight. We got to introduce a brand new character, a werebear sorcerer that is following the ancient blood path. She sings annoying tunes when she speaks and is pretty much getting on everyone’s nerves. While I do DM the game, I actually give the players a chance to take charge and decide what they really do over all. The rest of the party is a Bard, a Half-Elf Cleric, a Dragonborn Necromancer, a Barbaric Gnome, and a Night Shadow Warlock. We had all learned about how Power Rangers was added into the DnD campaign as part of the home brew earlier in the day so I wanted to add them in as a cameo. The Necromancer was able to identify the 6 Power Rangers and informed the others of his information when the following happens;
Sorcerer: I roll to tell them about my religion, the Maker.
DM: Okay, roll a D20.
Sorcerer: *Natural 20*
DM: Fucking hell… So, the sorcerer sees the Power Rangers and starts screeching at them about her religion and her Lord The Maker from within the boat. The 6 members were all enthralled with her spoken words about religion that they all now worship Jesus Christ by promoting violence through love and tolerance.
Entire Group: *Bursts out laughing*
Warlock: Okay… I’m going to roll and see if I can get them to believe in Cuthulu instead. *Natural 20*
DM: So the Power Rangers then hears the annoying voice known to belong to the Warlock and are so moved by his speech about Cuthulu that they decided to drop Jesus Christ to worship him instead. The entire group of 6 members turns on each other to honor their new Lord. Zords are now being summoned to the battle to fight against one another.
Sorcerer: “NO! CUTHULU IS EVIL! LISTEN TO ME AND THE MAKER!”
Cleric: “I WILL SOLAR FLARE THEIR ASSES!” *19*
DM: Now all 6 members are blinded from the sudden flash of bright light provided by the cleric. Your party slowly continues to row down stream.