Oh my GOD I love being unnecessarily dramatic! To commemorate that it’s been 27 years (yesterday, d’uh) since they killed Laura Palmer the same way they killed Sheryl Lee’s chance to refuel her carreer by starring in my favourite show ever I’m making this FOLLOW FOREVER?. The ? is there because my experience tells me some of y’all will end up breaking our mutual and I’ll actually have to unfollow you back. Sad. 

#abcd @4minuteact7 @amenparis @amenpenis @americandreambarbie @anustartpop @arrtpop @bottomculture @britney @britney2007spears @brtneyspers @bussykween @buttrimming @canadianslut @chris-speaks-cat @certifiedpornstar @cloudripley @cocainediet @cocaineteas @cz77 @dahmersutra @diarih @donatellavevo @doratheinternetexplorer @drunkstereotype

efgh @espionage911 @fabulouslys @fearminism @femalewrappers @furhag @geneva-diva @giannigaga @godneyvevo @heidiblairmontag @highinmiami @holyhoe @hotasice @hungandbootyful

ijkl @ihatebjork@imgonnacarryon @imnotjailbait@ipodmini @juanidk@judgerinder@katemoss420@kesha-rose@killtheteendream@kimkardashianweast@latenighthoneysuckle@leanbardodecrepito@lindsaychrist@loveorfame​ 

mnop  @maclonna@madonnasnudes@manhubofficial@melanielaurent @mesothotamia @miamigardenclub @mothergilliana @mozkanata @mypussytight @nederland@nikolekidman @nomorepartiesinla @nope @offensed @officialkingofconeyisland @palesepternber @plasticroyal @plystation @problematic-queen @psychoticmusichead @putahilton

qrst @qirlunderyou @rupearl @saintanthony @scammingartist @screamandshout @selfloveclub @shejla24 @snatchedweaves @spearsus @stormriver @taylorkidney @tealhairbow @teamaequitas @thatxlavenderxblonde @thebandhaim @therealxtina @toxicmp3 @trolltina

uvwxyz @versacepromises @vuittonbrown @whiteteethteens

special mention @airbritney @jenniferwooley @plottwistiamlindsaylohan 

Bold means we may have talked some time and I love you as a person/friend and @ everyone else You are all rad and amazing.


I didn’t know if this was a Christmas Follow Forever, a 2kFollowers Follow Forever or an Everyone-is-doing-these Follow Forever so here is my Whatever Reason Follow Forever! With most of the amazing people I follow (If you’re not here you are still rad tho!)

So umm.. yeah!

airbritney albaenia amenparis amenpenis americandreambarbie annemarina anustartpop arrtpop // britneyjeanofficial britneyspearsfanclub buttrimming buylotusonitunes // canadianslut certifiedpornstar cheekedtocheek cocaineteas // dakota-moss danakatherinscully dangerouspoetry diamondtwink donatellavevo // enemaroberts // fagflow famekween familienjuwelen fearminism femalewrappers festivepussy freckledpenis // gagasareola gagagobble giannigaga gwenstafani // henrrydelavega hernia highinmiami hisnameisbanks holyhoe homogenix howyougettheguy // imnotjailbait ipodmini // killtheteendream kingofconeyisland // ladygaga666 latenighthoneysuckle lettheyouthgomad lindsaychrist lindsaylohanbr loveorfame †lucadelgay​ // madonnasnudes manhubofficial // negativeecreep nikeurl nocoffeeplease nope // offensed ozhin // paris666hilton penis-hilton plottwistiamlindsaylohan popstarofficial putahilton // qaga qirlunderyou // screamandshout shejla24 sle4zy snatchedweaves // taylorkidney tealhairbow teamaequitas thatxlavenderxblonde thebandhaim thugmissus toxicmp3 trolltina // versacepromises versaceprolapses vijande vuittonbrown // whiteteethteens

I didn’t do the bold thing because I didn’t wanna leave anyone out but I honestly like some of y’all like, a lot ( ♡‿♡)

Since everyone is doing Follow Forever’s I decided to do mine because you all make my dash cooler and my life less boring. If you’re not here I probably like you too but but

abcd airbritney / amenparis / amenpenis / anustartpop // britney2007spears / bussykween / buylotusonitunes // canadianslut / certifiedpornstar / chris-speaks-cat / clitreaper // dangerouspoetry / donatellavevo

efgh enemaroberts // familienjuwelenfourteengrins / freckledpenisfuturistictwink // gwenstafani // harrystylesdildo / henrrydelavega  / highinmiami / holyhoe / homogenix

ijkl imnotjailbait // kingofconeyisland / kosherkween // lanadelreyoflight / linsdaylohan / littleredpartydress / lucadelgay

mnop madonnasnudesmanhubofficial / meanfaggot // negativeecreep / nope // offensed / ozhin // paris666hilton / plottwistiamlindsaylohan / putahilton

qrst qaga / qirlunderyou / qistinaguilera / queerpoc // screamandshoutshadedcool / shejla24 / snatchedweaves / stormriver // tealhairbowtealwigteamaequitasthatxlavenderxblondethebandhaim / thugmissus / toxicmp3 / trolltina

uvwxyz versaceprolapses / versacepromises / vuittonbrown

If you’re not following any of these blogs you should probably follow them. Bye!