holygrails

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even though you havent hurt my feelings i still hate you. probably because you act entitled and are just downright an asshole. lucaya is the holygrail ship and all the crap you say about it is wrong. so shut the fuck up. i hope you die like michael jacobs

the Fuck. why do u even care that i ship rucas! also leave king mj out of this

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New Holy Grail Puppy

May I present to you this stunning creature:

I give you permission to pick up your jaw up from the floor now.

What you see before you, ladies and gentlemen, is a long-haired Weimaraner. Before you get all snooty and tell me “but Weimaraners are a short-haired breed” I must interject and inform you that they actually do come in the long-haired persuasion. Since the long-haired gene is recessive, these beauties equal the blondes or gingers (aka mutants) of the dog world.

It’s no secret that I am a rabid dog lover. When I walk down the street, my impeccable dog stalking senses allow me to pinpoint these tailwaggers from a mile away. My reaction when they come within petting range is how some women react when they see a baby. Most owners would politely smile while I make baby noises at their dogs while on the inside they are scowling at me out of jealousy. Haters gonna hate.

Strangely, my boyfriend still finds this behavior extremely adorable. So when we decided it was time to add a darling puppy to our little family, I was absolutely delighted.

I did not know this variation of Weimaraner’s existed until I was researching the intelligence of each dog breed to narrow down a breed for my future Sterling*.

Weimaraners come in at #21 (I cannot believe a Pomeranian is in the top 10) which isn’t too shabby. Poor Cavalier King Charles Spaniels–my favorite breed–are tied at #44 with three other dogs. I know. Pomeranian are smarter than both of these breeds. Flabbergasted.

I then happily typed “long hair Weimaraners breeders” into Google like any technologically advanced person would to see if there are any located within a reasonable vicinity. I also scourged the AKC’s official web site and tracked down the national Weimaraner club so I can get a breeder’s referral or additional local clubs.

After a couple of hours of fruitless searching, I have come to the conclusion that the long-haired Weimaraner 1. is impossible to find and 2. will cost me an arm, a leg and possibly that mythical pot of gold at the end of the rainbow if I do find a breeder. I took this as a sign that perhaps this union was not meant to be. If all else fails, I guess I could just scoop up a yapyap dog and pretend I’m an heiress/socialite.

*Naming my future dog after Sterling Mallory Archer is bamf.