holy-shit-the-feels

it says a lot about tony that like…. so many times someone else tried to hurt him, they forced him to contemplate other people getting hurt. yinsen and the burning ember, stane threatening pepper, pepper being tortured, the vision where everyone’s dying, charlie spencer, his parents’ murder…

aou was a Mess but that bit of dialog between tony and fury was really good and it encompasses everything - “i watched all my friends die, you’d think that would be as bad as it gets, right? no, it wasn’t the worst part,” said tony, to which fury responded, “the worst part is that you didn’t”

he’d rather die instead of, or if worst comes to worst, with other people. the real way to hurt tony is to hurt others

and he’s supposedly selfish? lmfao ok

anonymous asked:

I need the story of the Underground Shakespearian Ring

Okay, so the school I went to for 9th grade had this really bizarre grading setup that I still don’t understand- for some reason, instead of the teachers writing up and grading tests and exams and the like, all the work was sent to an unknown third party for them to grade??? It made no sense.

Now, for the most part, the school had decent teachers, and they would just teach the curriculum correctly and then you wouldn’t run into problems with the grading. My English teacher was not one of those teachers.

So like, she hated me pretty early on- she was my homeroom teacher and thought it was disrespectful that I slept in homeroom in the mornings (I was on sleeping pills and they never wore off completely until around 10am), I never had the vocab homework in on time (someone kept breaking into my locker and stealing my vocab books I had to buy a new one like five times), she thought it was “inherently pessimistic and stuck up” when she caught me reading a book called ‘Ninth Grade Slays’ (it was about vampires, not her?), and during our Greek Mythology unit I kept correcting her about the name pronunciations of the gods (she pronounced Hephaestus as Hepatitis one time holy shit). 

Anyway, her feelings on me aside, her teaching skills were shoddy at best. But I had had way worse teachers, so had the rest of the class, and Greek myths are pretty straight-up in what’s going on, so no one really had trouble with the third-party tests.

Then we get to the Romeo and Juliet unit.

Now, fun fact: Shakespeare has always come pretty easily to me. Like, to the point where I sometimes forget/fail to understand that other people have an incredibly hard time translating his works. (I told this whole story to my friends in the school I went to for 10th/11th/12th grade and when the drama department put on ‘Midsummers Night Dream’ one year, more than half the cast tried to get me to translate their scripts and monologues for them lmao).

So, anyway, I’m just a girl, reading Romeo and Juliet and digging how it’s going…and then the teacher starts ‘translating’ it.

Um.

I cannot sift through all the bullshit this woman was spewing, but let’s just say that my favorite part is during Romeo’s spew about Rosaline, there’s one part where he says something like ‘with cupid’s arrow/she hath diane’s will’, and the teacher was taking this to mean Rosaline was a Super Lesbian who was breaking the law or something and running away with her lover Diane, which would be a rad storyline, sure, but like…I’m just raising my hand like “Um Ma’am, Diana is the Roman goddess of chastity. What Romeo meant is that she told him she’s sworn off love and is probably becoming a nun?” and this woman just got. So angry. Like, excuse me, you are a student, you’re here to learn, so you clearly don’t know anything about this (I read Romeo and Juliet for the first time in like preschool whoops). Anyway, she continues on making up her own plot to the play, and I…well I was basically Hermione Fucking Granger at this point I couldn’t just sit there and listen to someone be this wrong about something omfg??? She just got angrier and angrier and stopped calling on me after a while.

So for a couple lessons I’m just left to seethe quietly, but one day after class this girl I knew since grade school came up to me and was like “Could you…? Tell me what the hell we’re supposed to be learning?” and I didn’t even like her but I liked the validation of being someone’s Chosen Teacher so I wrote out a summary for her of everything we had covered so far so she could actually write a comprehendible essay for our homework that night.

But THEN the during the class when we got our essays back, she made a HUGE DEAL, like ‘oh Molly, it wasn’t bad enough that you’ve been failing this course material, now you have to drag your friends into it by trying to re-write the play?’ (l m a o). Like this bitch had literally tried to fight me on ‘Paris is the guy Juliet’s father wants her to marry’ and she didn’t even put a grade on my essay where I said the play only ended in tragedy because of how young and naïve the kids were, that if they had taken a breather and thought things through it probably would’ve been fine (it was a damn good essay and I stand by it). But anyway, she’s trying to make me out to my classmate’s as someone who’s trying to sabotage their education for laughs.

This backfired on her.

See, it dawned on people one by one, that she was only teaching the wrong material -> so they wouldn’t know the right material -> so when they eventually would take the exams they would only have her crazy answers -> which the third party graders wouldn’t know about -> everyone fails this course that’s like half the overall grade of the year.

Most students consider that a problem.

So suddenly the class has decided I’m the fucking Shakespeare Whisperer or something, and one by one start begging me for help. At first I was confused, because as I said, it’s so easy for me that I didn’t realize literally the entire class was lost out of their asses here. omfg. So I was really getting hassled here but I didn’t want my entire class to fail you know???? So I started meeting with people during study halls or texting them after school so they knew what was going on. And then they started telling people in this teacher’s other classes, including upperclassmen who were lost as fuck, so this was quickly spiraling out of control on my end, but overall people were really starting to understand the plays better!! So I was feeling really great.

But then, the teacher noticed that none of the homework getting handed in to her matched up with her crazy translations, and knew I was the sole person to blame (naturally). She literally tried to get me suspended over this, she went to the school’s disciplinarian!

Note: This guy, Mr. C, knew I was a God damn angel- my science class was off the charts, inappropriately awful, so every time one of our science teacher’s wanted to give the entire class detention, instead of calling Mr. C up to the class room as was the rule, they’d send me down to get him so he’d know to write up every student except for me. So when my English teacher dragged me in there he was looking her like “What on Earth could this girl have possibly done to piss you off?” 😂😂

And when she explained he looked at her for a very long moment, glanced at me with a signature ‘Office’ Reaction Face™ , turned back to her and was like “You want her suspended…for starting a study group?” and I was CHOKING.

So that really pissed her off and they started fighting and this was a very overworked and Done man so at some point he gave up and was like “I’m not suspending her but fine we can put a ban on the study group if you leave my office” omfg. So all the other students get notified and now they’re back to freaking out about the upcoming exams.

So like two days later, I’m at lunch, complaining about this to one of my friends who had a different English teacher and thus no problem, and I’m on this whole angry rant (Because I’m pissed, a bunch of kid’s grades are gonna get fucked up because of this! They just wanted to do well! I just wanted to help them!) and my friends staring at me quietly the whole time and when I finish I’m like “What?” and she’s just like “…Molly did you literally start up Dumbledore’s Army in our fucking school?” and I died on scene.

But then I started thinking about the comparison and I was like? You know fucking what? If Harry Potter can get those kids to pass their fucking DADA test I can help kids pass their fucking English Exam. Bring it the fuck on, Umbridge.

So I started Spreading The Word that anyone who needs help with their Shakespeare course can still get help, we just all need to meet up once to hash out the details. After some back and forth notes and deliberations, we ended up meeting in the school library, which was hilarious for a few reasons:

1) It was directly across the hall from this teacher’s classroom.

2) It was actually a converted janitors closet, way smaller than all the other classrooms, and there were like 50 people shoved in there; Not exactly an ideal Room of Requirement

3) The library carried no Shakespeare texts, but had the entire Harry Potter series on display to see when you first walked in

But anyway, despite the fact that we were literally three feet away from her door while we were doing this, our teacher was none the wiser of the meeting. We worked out a game plan- everyone writes out bullshit essays that align with what the teacher’s expecting. After she grades those and gives them back, they get them to me- slipping them in my locker, handing it to me discreetly in the halls or in another class, what have you. I then try to power through the dizzying amount of confusion radiating out of the teacher’s mouth and onto these papers, and more or less write out better translation of what was going on in whatever scene they covered, what the highlights they needed to know were, stuff like that, and then slip it back to them in similar discreet fashion (so the teacher/disciplinarian wouldn’t see me and get suspicious ; also because I was like 15 and wanted to feel like a super cool secret agent). They would then keep my copies and use them as study guides for the upcoming exams, where they would then answer all the questions correctly, the way the third party graders would mark correctly, and pass the exams + the bullshit essays would get them high marks in the teacher’s homework grades. The teacher never caught on to what was happening, just thought her students finally started paying attention to her.

All in all, it was a complicated mess, but it fucking worked. I don’t think anyone failed their exams that year. Will I ever be cooler? No. I think I fucking peaked when I was 15.

Dating Jason Dilaurentis would include:

- Sneaking out at 1am for late night drives with Jason

- Not being close with the girls because Alison lowkey was jealous of you

- Spencer is the only one who is actually your friend because she’s your study buddy

- Dealing with A texts after three months of dating Jason

- Not telling Jason about the texts to protect him

- Jason finding out about the texts because you forgot your phone in his car

- Him reading the texts and getting mad af (ANGRY JASON IS HOT JASON BC VEIN POPPING ON HIS NECK)

- Jason being overprotective of you 

- Jason asking you to move in with him after 8 months of dating to get away from the Rosewood drama after you almost died due to A

- Looking for apartments together 

- Giving up after 1 week of looking at the apartments 10 minutes away from Rosewood

“But babe the 6th apartment we looked at had the fireplace you wanted in the bedroom!”

“Jason!! I freaking saw a dead mouse trapped in a mouse trap outside on the balcony!”

“oh… right.”

- Him calling you babe, sweetheart and baby girl

- You call him babycakes due to an inside joke about the time he ordered a cake for your birthday online and when it arrived it was a chocolate cake that was the size of your hand

- Jason surprised you by buying a small cottage an hour away from Rosewood 

- Packing boxes with Jason 

“Dang (y/n) what did you pack in this box? My back is starting to hurt.”

“Is this your way to ask for a back massage..?”

“You know you wanna see me shirtless..”

“Okay fine. Take your shirt off Dilaurentis, we are taking a break right now.”

- Watching Jason repair his car from the balcony in the hot summer weather

“Are you just going stare at me all day or are you going to bring me water?”

“But jaaason… you’re shirtless…”

- Slow passionate sex in the living room with the fireplace on

- Rough daddy kink sex after a rough day at Jason’s work

- Surprising Jason at work with lunch

- Jason cooking for you all the time because he watches Hells Kitchen reruns all night

- Ordering pizza when Jason ends up burning his pasta

“This is a disgrace”

“Babycakes its ok to mess up.”

“We will not speak of this ever again

“But how does one burn pasta?”

I FORGOT TO PUT THE WATER IN THE POT AND IT WAS ON HIGH HEAT!

“You’re still my master chef babe”

“Shut up”

- Shoulder kisses

- Neck kisses

- Supporting each other through everything

- Having to buy concealers weekly so you can cover up the hickies Jason left all over your neck

- Jason calling in sick on behalf of you so you can just cuddle him all day

- Him proposing on your 4 year anniversary

- Having a small wedding by the lake and Spencer is your bridesmaid and Toby is his best man

- Going to the Dominican Republic for your honeymoon that lasts for 3 weeks

- Getting matching Jerseys to your favourite baseball team and customizing it to say Dilaurentis on the back

- Trying to be friends with Alison by telling her you are pregnant and she can be the god mother

- Jason is overly excited about the baby news

- Getting close with the girls and they plan a baby shower for you

- Turning Jason on when you call him daddy while speaking to your stomach

“Come on little one, kick for Daddy”

“(y/n) my hand wont be on your stomach for much longer if you keep calling me daddy”

“oh? And what would you do Daddy? It better be clean because the little one is listening”

“Oh I am going to rip your clothes off and-”

“Jason!”

“What? Having sex is healthy”

“Shut up!”

- Having a baby girl and Jason being overly attached

- (y/d/n) being Daddy’s Little Girl

- Jason buying a shirt that says that just to make you jealous

- Alison and Spencer ends up spoiling her

- Jason not allowing (y/d/n) to wear the “my Aunt’s the best” shirt that Spencer bought 

“Jason let her wear it”

“Spencer if i have to have this argument again i’ll have it burned”

“Jason i’m going to frame it then”

“(y/n) you’re supposed to be on my side”

“oops…?”

“HA she loves me more than you Jason”

“Shut up Spencer”

- Growing old with Jason would include holding hands while taking walks at the park, reminding each other to take what meds at what time, saying I Love You whenever you can, complaining how (y/d/n) barely brings the kids over, having races about who can go faster in the wheelchair, and dying in each others arm while sleeping…

my favorite things about sense8:
-when they accidently make out w eachother
-when one sensate passes out or something and they all just drop to the floor at once
-the fight scenes….holy shit
-when one sensate feels threatened and another Fighting Sensate shows up ready 2 go
-sensate A accidently talking language of sensate B. confuses sapiens around sensate A
-lito, screaming
-kala “why are u wasting time on strategy just blow it up”

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WONDER WOMAN: MORE THAN WONDERFUL

Ever since the first trailer came out, I could not stop waiting for this movie. Finally, on June 1st, it arrived in cinemas.

And even without a night of sleep, I pulled my closest friends to the theater to go see it. What I found? A movie that did not disappoint. Most people always disagree with me when I say I am a DC fan. Seriously? Why do they always have to compare to Marvel? Can’t we all just appreciate the superhero movies equally?

 With that being said, let’s take a look at everything I loved about Wonder Woman.

*Warning: Spoilers ahead. *

1. LITTLE DIANA

Bless this beautiful, beautiful child. She did a great job of playing a young Diana. I think the audience gave a collective, “Awww” when she appeared. With her doing cute little kicks and punches, it just added to the overall cuteness. But then she gives you this smirk and you know that the Princess of the Amazons is also a stubborn, sassy little girl who knows what she wants and goes after it.

2. EPIC FIGHT SCENES

The trailer alone showed some great potential in the fight department, but actually seeing everything on the big screen gives you this whole new feeling! It’s the “holy-shit- I- can’t- breathe” feeling. The kind where you stare with eyes wide open because you’re afraid that if you blink, you’re gonna miss something cool. The first few minutes of the movie, with the amazon warriors fighting off Germans on the shores of Themyscira (thank you, Steve) was amazing! We also see Queen Hippolyta and Antiope in action. (side note: my fave part would have to be her jumping onto a make shift shield that Steve grabbed and killing a sniper, taking down the whole top of the church doing so).

Bruce got nothing on that lasso.

3. Steve Trevor

I love Chris Pine. I have loved him ever since he came out in “Princess Diaries 2” and “Just My Luck”, when I was still a teenager in high school. And then he went and became Captain Kirk in Star Trek, and my fangirl heart could not help but love him more. Now, he has proven again how great he is by playing the charming, fearless, and disobedient Captain Steve Trevor. 

I’m so glad he chose to do this over Green Lantern! He was great when they were using the Lasso of Truth on him, but the funniest part for me was when Diana dropped by while he was taking a bath.

Diana: Are you a prime example of the average man? (or something like that)

Steve: No, I’m above average.

4. Gal Gadot

Unlike most people, I had nothing against Gal (or her allegedly small boobs *insert snort*) when she was first cast as Wonder Woman. Honestly, I was more concerned with how the story would go, but damn. She proved everyone wrong. She played the role perfectly. Perfectly. I am not joking. I cannot imagine anyone else who would’ve done a spectacular job as her. (And take note, she was pregnant whilst shooting this).

She could be fierce, emotional, humorous. She lighted up the screen, man. Figuratively and literally. And yes, she rocked that costume! Ugh that costume! At first, I was skeptical. After all, I am a big fun of the comics, and I sometimes hate it when they change these iconic things about characters (e.g. Barry Allen not being blonde in the TV series or the movie). But I came to love it. It showed more of her Amazonian roots than her iconic outfit in the animated series before.

5. No Man’s Land

This was the best scene/ segment of the movie for me. I had goosebumps watching her climb up to No Man’s Land. Add that to the fact that Steve tells her the soldiers have been there for nearly a year and haven’t gain an inch, yet she just strolls up there like is a fcking field of lilies and is dodging bullets better than The Matrix. My heart. My fangirl heart.

 Everything about it was so right. You have these bleak, grey landscape and yet Wonder Woman is wearing such vibrant colors. Then there are these slow- motion sequence where she’s blocking the bullets like some sort of freaking Jedi. And her shield seems to like glow while she’s getting hit with a machine gun and and and she’s dodging those bombs like they’re nothing. Nothingggggg. Then everyone else follows her and charges at the enemies. And I’m just sitting there like:

Up to now, my feels are still overwhelming. The story was great, the cast was great AND THE DIRECTOR, PATTY JENKINS. YOU ARE A BLESSING FROM GOD. I cannot wait for the Justice League movie. DC got this right, and hopefully, they keep getting it right.

paparazzi - boyfriend!tom

Summary: Your first crazy paparazzi experience after Tom reveals he’s in a relationship.

-So around 4-5 months of you guys dating is when Tom reveals to the world that he’s no longer up for grabs

-You’d discussed it and decided that you wouldn’t do anything grand but if asked about it, Tom wouldn’t dodge anymore

-So at some event in LA a reporter is interviewing him and says, “and no lady with you here tonight? You’re still single?”

-And he says “I’m not actually.” And the interviewer is all surprised like“Really!?” And he says “yeah” and he’s trying not to smile too hard “she couldn’t be here tonight though”

-And immediately this is all over the internet and Tom warned you things would get crazy really fast but you didn’t realize how crazy

-You guys had been pretty careful but there were still a few pics of you guys in new york floating around on the internet and since people started digging they surfaced pretty quickly and everyone’s wondering who this random girl is that’s dating Tom Holland

-After the premiere Tom flies to NY to be with you for a couple days and he decides it’s probably best to get a hotel room instead of staying at your apartment like he’s gotten in the habit of doing lately bc people are probably gonna be on the lookout for him and he doesn’t want people following him to your apartment

-So he books a hotel room in SoHo for a few days and you head over there on Thursday night and leave without him to go about your day on Friday and when you come back Friday afternoon there’s a couple paps outside because they saw Tom go in and out that day but you’re not with Tom so they’re don’t recognize you or anything and it’s only a few so you’re not too concerned

-And you end up chilling there for a few hours and you guys decide to go out to dinner and you call an uber and head to the lobby and the hotel security is trying to keep paps out of the lobby like they are swarming outside and there’s fans too and it’s really bad

-Tom looks at you and is like “Shit, I’m sorry. We can just stay in tonight….”

-And you’re like “Well, it’s deal with it now or deal with it later, right?” and Tom just chews his bottom lip and nods

-So you pull the hood of your jacket up and Tom takes your hand and you go outside and you’re half blinded by the flashes and there’s some minor screaming from fans

-And you keep your head down and both of your hands are on Tom’s hand and he leads you to the end of the sidewalk with the help of hotel security and he opens the uber door for you and you slide in and he waves to the people and follows and shuts the door

-When the door shuts you pull your hood down and look at him like “holy shit”

-And he feels so bad about it and he just keeps apologizing as the car starts moving and you’re holding his hand and rubbing your thumb across the back of it and telling him you’re fine and he’s just keeps asking “are you sure?”

-And you’re finally like “Tom stOP we knew this would happen I’m fine I can handle it would you please chill”

-And at dinner you have a long discussion about it and after talking it out he feels a lot better bc it’s likely to die down once people know a lil more about you and the novelty wears off

-He still feels kinda bad about doing this to your life and you’re definitely still a little anxious about it but you’d both rather be together with no worries about trying to hide things so

-The hotel security lets you in a back door when you come back which is v nice so other than a couple cameras outside the restaurant, post-dinner is way less overwhelming

-Laying in bed with him later Tom puts a hand on your cheek and says “thanks for putting up with all this for me”

-And without missing a beat you kiss him and say “you’re worth it”

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xoxo, L & A

Wouldn’t it be great if all those naysayers about your mental illness were suddenly completely right.
  • “Stop thinking about it.” - Done
  • “Just get over it.” - What a fuckin relief
  • “You’re not actually in that much pain.” - Holy shit is this what it feels like to breathe without hurting thank you
  • “Just calm down.” - It’s like I’m not terrorized by everyday things anymore this is amazing
  • “Drink this glass of water and feel better.” - fuck yeah, this is a miracle
  • “You’re faking it.” - Now feeling better is actually my choice what is this freedom
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  • @prettychritty requested: Can I please get a fluffy soulmate au with got7 Jackson, like where their soulmate’s first word is written on their wrist? And he’s an idol and you’re a fan and you guys meet at a fanmeet? Sorry if it seems confusing 😅 Thank you 💕

ardently, adjective

having, expressive of, or characterized by intense feeling; passionate; fervent: ardent love.

Pairing: Jackson Wang x Reader

Genre: Fluff + Soulmate AU

Word Count: 2.42k

Authors Note: I have no idea how this is gonna be, but i hope you like it lmao… i really hope i made it so fluffy that you feel like cringing but still enjoy it o’ dearest one, please enjoy it.


It had been three years since the words appeared on your skin. The more you looked and got accustomed to it, the more you felt an overwhelming flush of emotion. You weren’t on the hunt for your soulmate, if anything, you were pretty passive to the whole idea but it made you feel some kind of way knowing someone was out there for you. 

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Punishment

Written for a request by @winchesterswoonathon​. John Winchester wants you to follow his orders.

Warning: smut, spanking kink, dom!John if you squint

Word Count: 1650ish

A/N: It’s been a long time since I’ve written John. Enjoy! XOXO


The bed isn’t the most comfortable in the world. Of course, you’re used to that. Motels aren’t known for their mattress quality. They always make your back ache and your muscles sore.

Even so, you aren’t moving.

Not until you know you’re allowed to.

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holy shit a very primary school feel when is when the dibber dobber kid sees you with something or doing something you’re not supposed to and theyre like IM TELLING and you try your hardest to bargain with them not to tell the teacher and ur flipping it like offering to buy them something from tuckshop or whatever and they wont have a bar of it and they throw their hand up or march to the teacher like pushing past all the kids to get to the teacher and ur just there like fUCKK and u run and hide and see the kid talking to the teacher from a distance and the teacher is listening to them like ‘ok yes show me where they are’ and then the teacher starts walking behind the kid towards where you were and you’re just like holy fuck this is the day i die and then you’re on the run through the school like a criminal walking around trying to act casual but also avoid the teacher and the fukn dibber dobber and then everyone finds out you’re in trouble and someone goes THERE THEY ARE and ur just like gulp RIP and the dibber dobber is pointing to you with their eyebrows up and looking towards the teacher like hurry up come catch them and ur just like holy fuck i’ve big storm comin and the teacher see’s you and is like ‘ah right!’ and anyway the teacher tells u off and ur just there like deny deny DENY but then you get caught out and ur like ok fuk i did it and the fukin kid is standing there with a staunch pose and their arms crossed and ur just looking at the kid like ur such a little FUK just wait til i catch u doing something wrong u little TWIT fukin eggshells from now on b*tch