holy shit would you look at her legs

Me, about a male character or celebrity I love: look at this dork… this smol precious idiot… can this asshole get any cuter… my son how I love you

Me, about a female character or celebrity I love: HOLY SHIT. HOLY FUCK. OH MY GOSH. WHEN WILL THIS DIVINE CREATURE FUCKING ANIHILATE ME. JUST. SHOVE YOUR ENTIRE LEFT LEG UP MY ASS AND STAB ME IN TH EYE. THIS IS WHY I WAS BORN. I WOULD DIE FOR HER. I WOULD KILL FOR HER. EITHER WAY WHAT GLORY.