holy shit what is even happening

jackiegrasshopper  asked:

Ok but real talk: what you DON'T like about Jackie?

SHE’S A RACIST. MAN, SHE’S A GODDAMN FUCKING RACIST!

Like, she grow up in a racist society circle and her parents must had been especially racist, for the way Pam uses people, especially latinos, and Jackie absorved all of it, too. And please, notice how it starts to go away little by little when she starts dating Hyde. But then, well, we knew what happened.

(This is also why I can’t and will never ship Fez/Jackie)

Another thing I don’t like is that she doesn’t respect boundaries during the first seasons, especially when it comes to goddamn poor Hyde. Like holy shit, look at the way she follows him around during season 2-3 and puts him in very awkward positions.

She gets him into stuff he doesn’t like without even asking him first if he wants to or something, she keeps hugging him and taking his hand without permission, and overall throwing herself at him, it’s awful.

OH! I HATE THAT SHE HITS HYDE PEOPLE WHEN THINGS AREN’T GOING HER WAY! That’s goddamn abusive! MAN, THAT’S ABUSE! I hate, hate, hate especially that she hits Hyde when he doesn’t do something she wants.

Because it obviously is hurting him, it’s abuse, and god fucking dammit, he has had enough of that. His mother used to hit him, his drunk ass father probably did too, and he doesn’t deserve his girlfriend to also hit him because he doesn’t want to lie to her or shit like that.

NO! BAD JACKIE!

That’s also mostly what I work on when I write her, too lol.

tHE FUCKING KINGSMAN 2 TRAILER I FORGOT HOW TO BREATH HOLY SHIT I’M SHAKING I’M SO DEAD I CAN’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW THIS IS TOO MUCH

I CAN’T BELIEVE THEY FUCKING MADE HAPPEN ONE OF THE MOST FAMOUS HEADCANONS IN THE FANDOM I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST SAW HARRY ALIVE AND WELL WITH A FUCKING EYEPATCH AM I DREAMING???1?1? IT’S 8 AM I WOKE UP LIKE 15 MINUTES AGO I’M SCREAMING. I. CAN’T. BELIEVE. THEY. FUCKING. DID IT. I DON’T EVEN KNOW IF HARRY WILL BE SOME KIND OF VILLAIN (which honestly it will be interesting and AWESOME to see) BUT I’M JUST SO HAPPY I’M SO USED TO GIVING AND NOW I GET TO RECEIVE THANK YOU MATTHEW VAUGHN AND JANE GOLDMAN I WOULD BE KISSING YOU BOTH RIGHT NOW IF I COULD

I’ve been seeing a man in my backyard for the past two nights

Story by reddit user Opinionson

To start I need to give some background:

I am a male who lives in relatively nice neighborhood

It’s your average small town run of the mill suburbs area with not a lot of people.

I am a college kid who’s home on break while my parents have gone away which doesn’t help at all.

I have a two story house

I do not have gun nor do I have any real weapons other than kitchen knives

I am not on any medication and I have no record of schizophrenia or any other mental illnesses

I barely have any relationships with my neighbors most of whom are elderly and the rest I have minimal contact with

I do not have any people in my neighborhood (that I know of) who have reasons to attack or harm me

Now, let’s get into what has been happening. About two nights ago I woke up very late in the night and I went to the bathroom to go take a shit. Now, my second story bathroom has a window that can see the entirety of my backyard. Directly behind it is a cul de sac which you can see directly into. There is a group of trees and pile of rocks and mulch that divides it. Usually I can see everything in my backroom without turning on my because lights from my neighbor’s house dimly lights the room.

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My mom visited a Sherlock Cafe -- Jealousy ensues

Okay so– my mom (who is a pretty big BBC Sherlock fan even though she tries to stay low-key about it) is in China right now for work purposes and she happened upon a BBC Sherlock cafe and I just??

What –

I’m–

Holy shit?? She sent me so many photos of the place and I am in LITERAL agony

LOTS more under the cut because ho boy….there is a lot. 

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Otabek's DJ Friends

•They’re the super irresponsible friend group all of us have at one point or another

•Although Otabek is the youngest of them, he’s definitely the Mom Friend™ and keeps them from doing overly stupid stuff

•His friends from DJ'ing is made up of other DJ’s, people working at the places he DJ’s at, and regulars who always go to see him play (there are like 6 of them)

•They seem all tough on the outside (like Otabek) but they’re actually some of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet

•Viewing parties whenever Otabek has a competition??? Of course.

•They’re screaming at the TV (much like most sports fans will yell at a football game) during these competitions

•"HOLY SHIT DID YOU SEE OTABEK PULL OFF THAT JUMP??“ “THAT WAS FLAWLESS” “ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? THATS HIS SCORE?? IT WAS NEARLY PERFECT”

•When he first met them they knew literally nothing about figure skating but they asked Otabek to teach them all about it so now they’re Experts™

•Along with being the Mom Friend™, he’s the smol youngest friend in the group (how he pulls off both titles the world may never know)

•They love to tease him about being younger than them even tho it’s only by like a year

•THE BIGGEST OTAYURI SHIPPERS

•As soon as they saw what happened in Barcelona at the GPF they shipped it

•They insisted on meeting Yuri over skype (much to Otabek’s embarrassment) to make sure he was worthy of their friend

•Immediately adopted Yuri as an honorary member of the group as soon as they met him

•Literally willing to fight anyone who talks shit about Otabek or Yuri

•They’re always giving Otabek advice on dating because they claim they’re superior at relationships just because they’re older

•Otabek always texts with perfect capitalization and punctuation in their group chat except when he’s talking about Yuri, then he breaks out the all caps

•"GUYS I TOLD HIM HE HAS THE EYES OF A SOLDIER AND WE BECAME FRIENDS WHAT DO I DO NOW"

-Mod Jess

bad | 06

he was the cliché bad boy. he was the guy you couldn’t stand. he was the handsome, hot kid who made girls go weak in the knees. he was a brat. you had never liked him one bit, but you had also never gotten involved with anything concerning him. until one day, when you were in the wrong place, at the wrong time.

Originally posted by jjks

TITLE: bad | 06

MEMBER: jeon jungkook x reader (ft. kim taehyung)

GENRE: future smut, romance, fluff, angst(?), badboy!au

WORDS: 5 125

WARNINGS: mature themes, language

| 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 | 06 | 07coming soon ↠ 

A/N: here IT IS! for all you children who are waiting for smut, do not worry, I know. just be patient ;) remember, everything happens for a reason. don’t kill me for this.

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v:ld hc

Okay but imagine this

Lance having a hard time bc of the team (a misunderstanding maybe or a “shut UP Lance” situation or the “stop messing around, get serious, be useful for once” stuff but whatever it is it’s really bringing him down) making him think he’s worthless and doesn’t deserve a spot on Team Voltron

But the alarm goes off while he’s getting a lecture from Allura or Shiro and he’s forced to go get Blue to fight off the Galra with the Team

During the battle he gets injured (nobody even noticed him yelling over the comm during the fight) and the team frets over him afterward because /holy shit Lance you’re barely standing what the hell happened/ and he just can’t deal anymore

They can only stare in shock as tears run down Lance’s bloodied face and they hear his broken whisper-

“So now I matter?”

mark my words (m)

pairing: reader x sugar daddy!kim namjoon

genre/components: smut, crack, fluff // kim namjoon had money and a taste for sweet little things with the sharpest tongues 

count: 15,548 words

also extended, rewritten, crossposted to ao3 as minjoon

a/n: for anon who requested it months ago im so sorry this took so long but i hope it was worth :^) 

The blinking line on his blank document was laughing at him. He swore it was laughing at him and has been laughing at him for the past half an hour since he sat down and fired up the program. One word, backspace. Three words, backspace. One fucking sentence, he fucking backspaced. He let out a growl of frustration as he pushed back from his desk, rubbing his eyes as if the pain would clear up any part of his brain – preferably the one that didn’t make him sound like a five year old storybook. He might as well have typed “The wife is a sadist who accidentally killed her husband mid-fuck.”

Grabbing his robe, he quickly tugged it on and padded over to the kitchen to pour himself a blistering hot cup of coffee. His answering machine had picked up seven missed calls, probably from his editor cursing him out for missing his calls.

He couldn’t be bothered to listen to any of them or even handle his editor’s desire to tear him a new one when he was so tempted to do it himself. His last book had been published a few months ago. Usually, by the time one was stocked up on the shelves, he’d be working on the next as he cashed in whatever the latest one was making. However, with the last few miserable months, everything he printed looked like a shit stain on a piece of paper. Even his editor, who was down to his last string of patience, thought so.

Things used to come naturally to Namjoon. All the sophisticated whatnot, all the carefully intricate plots that wove themselves onto the blank pages in fabricated fiction. He didn’t know what happened to him. He’s never had a muse except for his own messed-up life so it wasn’t possible that (as what his readers and critics believed at least) his inspiration had evaporated into thin air.

Namjoon perhaps knew what had been happening, what he saw from three books away. But he wasn’t about to fucking admit it because that shit didn’t happen to the genius, versatile writer, Kim Namjoon. Whatever he wrote turned into gold, selling nearly as many copies as the holy Bible. If his jittery nerves wasn’t enough evidence of his problem, then the coffee cup shaking in his earthquake of a hand was. As the realization sank in, he was finally hit with the cold hard truth.

Kim Namjoon had hit writer’s block.

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A Thought

Feyre just returned to the Spring Court. She has her relieved victim mask on, Tamlin thinks everything is back to normal, Lucien is still suspicious af, everything is going smoothly—then Ianthe makes an appearance.

Ianthe goes into hysteria, making apologies and excuses, saying how she never meant to hurt anyone personally, that she didn’t know this would happen blah blah blah. And Feyre’s mask slips.

The memory of the roses, of what just transpired in Hybern, and what Ianthe had done to her mate and countless others had Feyre punching the priestess square in the jaw. Sending her reeling to the ground.

Tamlin looks at Feyre like ‘wtf just happened’ and even Lucien stops his 'I’m so on to you’ look in turn for a 'holy shit she really just did that’ look. Feyre just steps around Ianthe and carries on her way with an 'Oops.’

Highly unlikely? Most definitely. But was this fun to write? Of course. And would it be satisfying? Hell. Yes.

the best thing about that new interview is now it’s canon that yuri changed his exhibition skate at the last minute so can you IMAGINE everyone else’s reactions during the performance?

yakov: *internally dying, face buried in his hands, trying not to look at the press trainwreck happening in front of him*

lilia: *furious that yuri abandoned the fs she choreographed but is secretly impressed*

yuuri: wow such erOS *omg it’s such a good program, holy shit what is he doing*

victor: omg someone put a shirt on my son, who TAUGHT HIM THIS, GEORGI WHAT EVEN IS THAT MAKEUP

georgi: *crying* i’m so proud

nikolai: *aneurysm* yuracHKA WHAT IN goD’S NAME

otabek: *dj-ing on the ice for his new friend that literally followed him to a club, aggressively gives thumbs up for support*

yuri: *fuck y’all, imma skate how i want to, deal with it*

Originally posted by dyjanobrien

  • Me the day before therapy: Holy shit there's so much I need to tell my therapist, about, my week has literally been soo weird and I found out like everything about myself!
  • Me 5 mins before therapy: Wtf what happened last week omg okay just calm down and see if you can remember anything. At all!
  • Me in therapy: No, nothing special happened, I don't even remember most of it because it was just the same as every week haha.
technically single || stuart twombly (smut)

word count: 6278

warnings: oral (both receiving), smut, strip club, unestablished relationship

author’s note: so i was listening to the way i are by timbaland and i just felt the need to use it as some sinsipration! enjoy xo

pairing: stuart twombly / reader

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imagine

someone/something makes connor laugh (which barely ever happens) and to everyone’s surprise connor’s laugh is really soft and adorable?? everyone is dying
they’re all like “hoLY SHIT SOMEONE CALL 911 CONNOR IS LAUGHING AND ITS TOO MUCH FOR MY HEAR T”

tree bros addition bc i’m trash: evan getting all blushy over it and when connor asks him why his face is so red evan is just like “you um.. have a really. uh, cute laugh,, is all *sweats*” and connor starts blushing too and they’re just gay nerds in love i’m sorry

fandoms-stoll-my-life  asked:

Can you do the RFA + V with an MC who CANNOT sleep in a house alone. Like she's paranoid about someone breaking in, watching her in her sleep, etc. So by the party she's sleep deprived and close to passing out.

Wow look at cat mom actually doing stuff!! Much productive such write!! Sorry for not being active lately due to some personal matters and overall crappy health, but I promise to try my best from now on.

Onto your request: Yikes I want to wrap this MC in a blanket and put her to sleep like omg who gives a damn about this party lol. Anyways, here you go, love! I ignored everything that happened in each party because that would’ve changed… well, your entire request, especially in certain routes. Just think of it as a neutral party? Taking Jaehee’s route as an example.

- Admin Cat Mom.

Yoosung

  • the moment is perfect and this baby boy is more than ready to become a Manly Man and give you that well-deserved kiss you both have been waiting for.
  • and he’s going for it, he wraps his arms around you and leans in for a kiss, but right before closing his eyes he notices how drained you look.
  • the bags under your eyes can be seen from space oh dear god.
  • of course the stupid kiss doesn’t matter anymore.
  • and he beats himself up for not noticing it before?
  • immediately starts interrogating you.
  • sweetie you’re not helping let poor MC at least process the questions.
  • instead of answering any of them, you mumble something unintelligible and hold tightly to his arms.
  • you got like two hours of sleep last night, your eyelids are heavy and your whole body feels like jelly so you’re thankful for the extra support.
  • but while your busy letting yourself go in his arms, he straight up freaks out because—are you passing out right now, MC?
  • oh god oH GOD PLEASE DON’T.
  • WHAT DOES A MAN HAVE TO DO HERE TO GET A CHAIR FOR HIS LADY
  • once he takes you somewhere quiet, gets you a chair, and makes certain you’re somewhat more stable, he squats down in front of you and holds your hand, stroking it softly as he listens to what’s been troubling you.
  • if only he would’ve known sooner…
  • “I’m so sorry you had to go through that by yourself, MC.”
  • you can see true anguish in every corner of his face.
  • after a brief discussion with the rest of RFA, he offers to take you home and promises to stay with you until you feel better.
  • and even though he doesn’t say this out loud, he would gladly, ahem, sleep right next to you if it’ll make you feel safe and sound.

Zen

  • this place is so crowded and noisy and holY SHIT you look like you’re dying, MC, what the hell happened?
  • he’s eavesdropping on you and it’s quite evident you’re trying your best to make conversation with guests but you’re so disconnected from everything, stuttering and fidgeting and spacing out.
  • so he approaches you and carefully places a hand on your shoulder to help you out a little and pull you back to earth.
  • and… you startle at his touch and screech, he screeches as well and backs up, everybody goes quiet, things get awkward, suddenly the concept of spontaneous combustion sounds nice and fitting.
  • in order to avoid making things worse, though, he smiles for the guests, suggests them to try the food and takes you somewhere less crowded.
  • it’s not really a pleasant talk because you feel so dizzy and you’re afraid he may start nagging you for not getting enough sleep.
  • yet not surprisingly enough, he gets mad at everyone but you.
  • he’s mad at seven and v for leaving you all alone in someone else’s apartment and refusing to reveal your location
  • what was the point of that anyway?
  • he’s also mad at himself for not being there for you.
  • and while he rattles on and on about RFA’s irresponsible and careless members, your legs start feeling heavy and your vision gets blurry.
  • whoops, there goes MC who is now all passed out on the floor.
  • OH SHIT.
  • nope nope nope he’s getting you out of there rIGHT NOW.
  • not a chance he’s letting you stay at the party, you need a good ol’ beauty sleep to recharge and get better.

Jaehee

  • she’s been in your position more times than she can count.
  • it’s pretty obvious she recognizes all the signs of a sleep deprived individual.
  • and she’s honestly the sweetest and most caring of them all?
  • like honey, you’ve done more than enough for this huge success of a party, you’re even trying to socialize and interact with guests while struggling to stand and walk.
  • everything’s been taken care of and the guys are handling the party just fine, you don’t need to worry and you’re going home right. now.
  • because having you wander around while close to passing out could do more harm than you leaving early.
  • when she mentions driving you somewhere nearby rika’s apartment so you can get some sleep, your face immediately drops.
  • oh…?
  • she’s quick to pick up your reaction and asks for an explanation.
  • after you provide her one, she deadpan nods and grabs you by the arm.
  • okay then it’s settled, she has no choice but to take you to her place.
  • when you both arrive, she puts you to bed and offers you a warm cup of tea to help you relax before heading out.
  • except she barely makes it two inches far from her bed because there’s something desperately pulling her sleeve.
  • she hesitates for a moment and urges you that you’re safe here, there are no bomb threats or possible intruders or hackers slash kidnappers waiting for the right time to take you away.
  • plus they’re expecting her at the party.
  • but… you’re persistent and you seem genuinely distressed thus she can’t just go on with her day knowing you’re feeling unsafe.
  • so she lies down next to you and lets you rest your head on her chest, and she promises to stay by your side until you wake up.
  • her heart is pounding like crazy and her cheeks are bright red, poor thing may explode at any given second but it’s okay it’s all good, it feels nice having you this close.
  • you soon fall asleep together and it’s the cutest thing.

Jumin

  • as soon as he arrives, he eagerly starts looking for you.
  • an alluring being among the crowd he simply cannot wait to meet, where can they be? you can tell how anxious he is just by looking at his left cuff.
  • he’s fidgeting with it nonstop.
  • he asks about your whereabouts to every RFA member and guest he encounters without any luck.
  • until he bumps into seven and pops out the same question yet again.
  • “there,” he answers while pointing at his back.
  • five seconds later you crash into him, both of you losing balance for a moment.
  • “are you drunk, MC?”
  • though harsh and quite direct, he tries to be discreet about it.
  • and in his defense, you do look a bit drunk and disoriented.
  • this isn’t how he imagined getting to meet you.
  • still, he’s a gentleman resolved to help you avoid embarrassment and discomfort, and instead of dwelling on the reasons behind your current state right there, he escorts you outside to have a talk.
  • what? what do you mean you’ve barely slept in the past two weeks?
  • he refrains from lecturing you because 1) you look like you could faint at any minute and 2) he doesn’t want to upset someone who’s already upset enough, it’d be no help.
  • “you should’ve called, why didn’t you? I would’ve kept you company.”
  • you know it’s serious when executive director jumin han is willing to sacrifice his sleep and tight schedule just to make sure you’re having a good night’s sleep.
  • but since “it’s no use crying over spilled milk” his words and he has zero fucks to give, he suggests fleeing from the party.
  • no worries he ends up calling jaehee to let her know you’re feeling unwell.
  • after getting into his car, you fall asleep on his shoulder.
  • he stays still and watches you sleep in silence, a cute, barely noticeable smile across his face.

Seven

  • oh noes.
  • he’s seen that “do i want death or am i already dead who the hell knows at this point” look you’re pulling off.
  • where, you may be wondering? oh, that’s right, in the fucking mirror every goddamn night for the past fifteen years of his life.
  • you look like a zombie wandering around the room, you’re bumping into people and making a mess your way.
  • you haven’t even realized there’s a wine stain on your pretty clothes.
  • YOU. NEED. HELP.
  • otherwise, he’s afraid you’ll pass out cold and the last thing you need right now is a concussion, so he comes up to you and greets you with one of his dumb jokes in order to lift your spirit.
  • it kinda works but you’re still looking… well, dead, and moody.
  • a moody zombie? yeah, that’s about it.
  • refusing to give up on you just yet, he grabs your hand and promises to stay by your side throughout the whole night so you can lean on him, literally, whenever you feel like you’re about to faint.
  • what was that? do you want to leave early instead? that’s cool too, jaehee will take care of everything don’t you worry, my brave soldier.
  • defender of justice seven zero seven’s got your back!!
  • you eventually leave the party together but you don’t go very far, instead, you lay down on a park nearby to contemplate the sky.
  • he’s telling you stories about the clouds idly passing by when he hears a sweet little snore.
  • it’s you!! you’ve fallen asleep on his chest, aw.
  • all the blood in his system gathers on his cheeks and he is now all red, you can’t tell his hair apart from his face.
  • and in order to keep you warm and well protected, he embraces you with both arms and kisses your head.
  • later on he falls asleep too because he’s just as sleep deprived as you.

V

  • surprise surprise! much to everyone’s expectations, lovely boy has decided to show up to the party!
  • and he’s so excited to meet you after hearing so many positive things about you and how you’ve put every ounce of energy into RFA’s party.
  • he needs to thank you properly!!
  • spotting you amidst the guests isn’t really hard as there’s a bunch of people gathered in the center of the room making commotion.
  • apparently, someone has fainted? he can hear yoosung screaming and asking people to make some room, zen is yelling something about CPR, and jaehee is rushing to the crowd while dialing what it seems to be 119.
  • what in the world…?
  • determined to do some damage control, he hurries to reach jaehee and tries to find out what the hell is going on.
  • “it appears MC has passed out and we don’t know the reason.”
  • no need to say more.
  • he kindly but firmly asks people to stay back so that you can get some air, and he also sends yoosung to get you a chair to sit on.
  • zen is in charge of bringing you a glass of water because boy needs to calm the eff down.
  • five minutes later he manages to sit you upright in a chair, away from the crowd and where you can get some fresh air.
  • six pairs of concerned eyes are piercing right through you while you try to regain consciousness, only one of them hidden behind sunglasses.
  • you may not see those eyes clearly, but they carry the most guilt out of all of them.
  • in his usual soft caring voice, he does an attempt to ask you what’s wrong, and as he gets the answer he was expecting, he frowns and strokes your hair.
  • “why didn’t you say anything? we could’ve helped you.”
  • were it not for the mess he’s sunken in thanks to rika, he would’ve gone to the apartment himself to make sure you were getting some sleep.
William Nylander - Deal

Anon: Omg just woke the whole house with that ot win!!!! Can you write a willy one a bout this game? Where you two kiss each other fo the first time? Thanks and go leafs!!!!

A/N: I’m sitting in a cafe with my friend writing this wooh

Warning/s: A little swearing but just fluff and cuteness 

Word count: 1,217

Song: Hear Your Heart - James Bay

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Be There Soon

Requested: Heey, I have an idea for a lil fanfic 🙈 So i think about something like she is pregnant and Shawn is on tour. She was about to give a birth earlier than it was expected and he cancelled the show and fly to her as fast as he can to be with her. I just want it to be the most fluffy it can. Is this even logical? So can I ask you to write this? Of course if you have time and desire 👌 i would be very thankful, love 💕 xx

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“Hello?” Shawn’s voice comes through the phone, completely unaware what had just happened to you. You know that he’s at the venue he’s set to perform at tonight, getting ready to go onstage soon, and you wouldn’t be calling him if it wasn’t absolutely important.

“Hey Hun,” You respond to your husband from the passenger seat of your sisters car, while she tries to stay calm as she speeds down the freeway. “So I know it’s a tiny bit early for this sort of thing, but–”

“Holy shit are you having the baby!?” Shawn practically screams into the phone before you can even finish your sentence.  

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Requested by @lunarwolfspn : When the village finds out that you and Gaston slept together without being married to each other, they decide to make it clear of what they think of you. Gaston to the rescue, or actually.. you do that yourself.

Pairing: Gaston x Reader
Fandom: Disney ; Beauty and the Beast (2017)
Warnings: mentions of sex, but no actual nsfw stuff (soon, darlings, soon)

A/N: holy shit, my dudes, this wasn’t supposed to go the way it did, but I couldn’t help myself. My feminist ass decided to show itself and then this happened lol. hope you guys like it <33

                                                           *****

Nothing ever happened in towns like the one you were living in. At least nothing of grande importance.

But if something did happen, even if it was just the smallest thing, everyone was talking about it.

Every little mistake, every little failure or embarrassing moment? Everyone in the village would talk about it by the end of the night and they wouldn’t let you forget what you did/what happened for ages.

So when you left the house that morning and realized that everyone was disapprovingly looking at you and shaking their heads, you knew that somehow, everyone knew what happened last night. 

What you and Gaston did..

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seat neighbor taehyung.

Originally posted by jitamin

  • doesn’t understand the concept of personal space && the fact that he’s so tall and basically a tree with its branches hanging all over the place doesn’t help either
  • so when he falls asleep
  • which is like 80% of the time
  • you have to deal with a sleeping taehyung on your shoulder or sprawled over the whole desk
  • and like 
  • at first you brushed him off resulting in him yelping as his head fell onto the desk and he looked so offended and insulted it was kind of cute
  • but now
  • you don’t mind bc he is handsome and somehow its cute b UT AT THE SAME TIME HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO STUDY WTH ???
  • but you kind of cope with it since you got used to it somehow ??? 
  • the other 20% in class is spent with him asking you for basically anything bc he has never something on himself
  • “can i pleasseee get a pen ??”
  • “um…would you mind giving me a piece of paper?" 
  • and so on
  • so you just
  • give in && obey to his every will because how can you say no to this cute face ???
  • but when the person behind you even dares to ask, you will just say no and they’re mostly like ?? why ??? while tae is like :^) and ur just like ???
  • basically, it’s weird sitting next to tae since you’re always short on stuff && confused about your life choices but it’s also kind of comfy 
  • like he is never annoying or late to class && most of the time he shows up ( even if he just sleeps for the whole hour )
  • you don’t even question his weird behaviour since u got used to it
  • its also nice bc you always have some music next to you 
  • the reason is tae will always listen to music when he’s sleeping and it’s not even loud
  • but
  • since he’s so close while napping, you’ll always get to listen what he listens to 
  • tbh it’s such a weird mix 
  • it fits him
  • like sometimes it will be slow ballads
  • then full on hip-hop
  • there is no in between and it’s just like him
  • like he is either doing something really passionately or sleeping
  • that’s how you know him at least
  • however one day while he is soundly sleeping next to you, his head casually on your shoulder while you’re concentrating on thESE GODDAMN EQUATIONS LIKE WHAT IS MATH ???
  • so you were sitting there trying to understand the lesson while absentmindedly tapping your shoe to the rhythm of the song that taehyung’s been listening to 
  • and then you notice
  • that this type of music is so different from the rest ?? like it’s kind of jazzy but so soothing
  • and it’s just instrumental 
  • but you like it even though you’ve never heard it before 
  • so after class you awkwardly walk up to him bc u never rlly talked before after class but it’s cool right ?? 
  • so you just 
  • hi
  • and it’s so awkward at first like taehyung doesn’t even notice you talking to him bc he’s too tall he cant hear u
  • no but srsly 
  • you grow kind of impatient and just lightly tap him 
  • and taetae has a thing for being dramatic so he whips around looking shook af and you just ?? what is this living meme ??
  • you straight up ask him what is this jazz song that he’s been listening to bc you found it so unfitting for his usual choice of music
  • and with straight up asking i mean stumbling over your own words like a mess bc college made you a mess now you live the mess life
  • and tae is too pure he doesn’t even question you knowing his taste in music even though the both of you are barely on first name basis
  • and he just kind of radiates all of a sudden ??
  • and you’re like holy shit what did i do
  • then you’re suddenly dragged out of the room and you want to scream bc what is hAPPENING ???
  • but you stay quiet since you’re interested and he clearly wants to show you somerthing ?? you guess ??
  • so after 5 minutes of strolling over the campus with kim taehyung as your guide
  • you find yourself back in a place you’ve probably been like 3 times ??
  • the official music room of the college
  • and you’re kind of stunned while only looking at everything, not noticing that tae is holding a literal saxophone in his hands
  • as soon as you notice you kind of question him even further ??
  • but knowing taehyung he’s probably just playing around like he does with his other friends 
  • n O YOU DON’T STALK HIM SHUSH
  • back to the scene where the both of you are in the music room
  • so he just grins his rectangular grin while looking so proud and suddenly he starts playing
  • and you swear
  • your breathing stops for a second
  • reason one is you never heard such passionate and jazzy sounds being played live before you and only for you
  • and reason two is you never expected taehyung to be the person to show you something like that
  • don’t understand this wrong tho like you knew he is more than he seems to be because he’s sleeping 80% of the time and still doesn’t fail ?? lIKE HOW BOI U A WIZARD ??
  • no but you never expected this
  • so you just sit down on the ground while looking at this goof who was literally napping on your shoulder minutes ago
  • and now he is here
  • playing like a professional and giving you a private concert 
  • and when he stops you’re somehow sad bc it was so beautiful and you kind of didn’t want it to end
  • you’re still staring at him completely surprised and shocked with your mouth agape while he’s grinning and out of breath
  • but he looks
  • so content
  • you can’t help but stare
  • and it’s not only the art he produced seconds ago you are so stunned by no it’s taehyung himself bc he literally is art
  • WOAH YOU’RE GETTING CHEESY SNAP OUT OF IT
  • and you’re the one who gets out of the daze first by taehyung jumping into your face with his cheery expression while screaming
  • “AND??”
  • and you’re like
  • omg om omgomg g
  • why is he like that 
  • SO YOU JUST TRY TO MATCH HIS CHEERY ATTITUDE AND THROW YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR LIKE
  • “YOU’RE PHENOMENAL!!”
  • since you’re not only talking about the music b uuuttt,,
  • anyways he just chuckles and yanks you up to stand again and suddenly he gets shy 
  • “thank you…” 
  • and you’re still like how ?????? why do u do this ???
  • you can’t help it he’s just so pure
  • that’s how you got introduced to saxophonist kim taehyung
  • and you bet your ass he is going to jump into your face after every lesson so you will accompany him to the music room
  • “(Y/N) !! I’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS FOR SO LONG LEMME SHOW YOU !!”
  • “KIM TAEHYUNG WE HAVE A TEST TOMORROW!!”
  • “…..please ?”
  • “ok…”
  • aND YOU JUST CANT SAY NO OK 
  • so you always get dragged to the music room after class ends and actually you don’t really mind because through this you get to know him better + you’re able to listen to this a+ fantastic music
  • you find out why he’s always so sleepy in class and it’s basically bc he always works on new music and mostly with his friends who have no classes in the morning 
  • so he forgets to go to sleep
  • and you just kind of face palm but at the same time ?? it’s cute ?? it’s weird ??? it’s tae
  • also you get to know how much of a sucker for little kids he is when you have to take care of your nephew bc your sister is like sry gtg !!! and ur like im in college how should i take care of a child for a day ???
  • and it’s basically illegal but pshhh ur sister doesn’t care
  • so you come to the music room one day with this 4 year old boy who is so shy around you and you just ?? idk maybe tae will know what to do
  • and as soon as you enter the room with this kid tAE ALMOST COMBUSTS BC WHO IS THIS CUTIE RIGHT HERE ???
  • needless to say tae befriends the child so easily you’re like ?? wth ?? i’m his aunt 
  • ur like :^( and tae is like :^) and the child is like :^))))))))
  • bc he literally starts to love taehyung and they’re playing around while you’re watching and ur kind of mad
  • but at the same time you’re happy 
  • because iT’S SO CUTE 
  • so when it’s time to say goodbye, tae’s heart breaks a little since he has to let go of this cute child even tho it’s only been like 2 hours he cAN’T
  • your sisters sees this and is like
  • “well if your boyfriend is so eager to take care of him, he shall visit his aunt more often!”
  • aND YOU JUST GO RED WHILE TAE GRINS FROM EAR TO EAR AND YOU JUST ASSUME THAT HE’S TOO OBLIVIOUS TO NOTICE THAT SHE BASICALLY CALLED YOU BOTH A COUPLE BC HE’S IN LOVE WITH THE KID
  • so as the both of them leave and you wave them goodbye you’re so nervous && embarrassed while your sister winks at you 
  • you’re like ??? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ??
  • and after that you don’t even talk about your sister calling taehyung your boyfriend because nobody brings it up so you just ?? shrug it off ?? even tho you’re somewhat sad ??
  • until one day tae doesn’t show up to class 
  • and you assume he’s sick because he never skips classes 
  • so then when a week passes without the two of you seeing each other
  • you get worried and start asking around on campus if somebody knows where he is
  • finALLY !!! someone helps you and it’s jungkook as you will later find out, tae’s roommate along with somebody named jimin b ut that’s later :)
  • so you get guided by jungkook to the boy’s dormitory and you feel so  ouT OF PLACE ?? like everywhere are boys or girls who are in a relationship with a guy who’s living here 
  • but anyways
  • you open the door and there is the tree you’ve been missing
  • sprawled on his bed with sheets and empty cups which were once filled with instant noodles covering his body
  • jungkook and you both sigh simultaneously bc honestly ?? he’s such a mess
  • “he’s been like this for the past week.”
  • u just look up to the other tall male and there are literal question marks in your eyes 
  • jungkook just chuckled at you and shrugs
  • “you know musicians….they struggle. even when their muse is right in front of them.”
  • aND YOU’RE STILL LIKE ????
  • jungkook is like do we have a taehyung 2.0 or why is this girl not understanding what i’m saying 
  • so he just grips your shoulder turns you to tae still being passed out and then back and kind of shakes you 
  • “ HE LIKES YOU OK “
  • AND YOU’RE LIKE AAAAAAA
  • bc what is this rollercoaster of emotions ???
  • taehyung is getting up because the shouting of his roommate interrupted his peaceful slumber so he’s trying to rub the sleep out of his eyes while smacking his lips 
  • and iT’S CUTE 
  • he’s cute
  • and he’s like half asleep as he watches the both of you standing in the door frame 
  • “who likes me ?”
  • AND KOOKIE IS AT THE VERGE OF EXPLOSION BC WHY DOES HE HAVE TO PLAY ARMOR 
  • so he has enough and just pushes you on top of tae and leaves 
  • pfft not his business
  • the scene was pretty hilarious, not for you tho
  • laying on top of each other in a sea of empty cup noodles and music sheets
  • and tae is stunned bc w HAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING HERE I DIDN’T EVEN NOTICE WHAT
  • and ur like chill dude
  • b ut the only thing you get out is ‘hey’
  • AND HE’S THE SAME
  • and for the next two minutes, you just sit beside each other in silence and embarrassment bc ?? omg what
  • B UT THEN you decide it’s time to spill the tea because you’RE LIKE U KNOW FUCK IT
  • “soiheardyoulikemeilikeyoutooyourehonestlyreallycuteok”
  • and you speak so fast and are basically a tomato but he understands and just grins 
  • so you’re like wha t 
  • and he’s again :^)
  • tae randomly tackling you to the bed and you getting your breath knocked o UT HELP 
  • and the both of you just stay like this for a while
  • however the peaceful silence is disturbed by tae teasing you 
  • “you likeeeee meee”
  • “i can’t believe it either…”
  • and he’s like :^( all of a sudden
  • so you pANIC AND KISS HIS FOREHEAD BC WHAT TO DO SUNSHINE IS UNHAPPY
  • taehyung starts giggling like a little school girl bc he’s honestly so happy
  • AND THE LITTLE KISS
  • he takes it as an invitation to pepper your face with kisses b c HE’S SO HIGH ON SKINSHIP 
  • and also remeber that he doesn’t understand personal space ? well yeah he really doesn’t 
  • so yOU’RE LIKE STAHP
  • but it’s in a playful manner so just laugh and it’s so lovely and cute
  • and you never had imagined that kim taehyung would ever like you
  • bc honestly he is handsome !!!111 LIKE REALLY
  • even teachers sometimes hit on him
  • and he’s always nice
  • so you’re like h OW COME I DESERVE YOU
  • after play fighting with tae tae you ask where he’s been
  • and he becomes this shy bean again and rUBS HIS NECK AND IS LIKE
  • “i’ve liked you for a while now….and i wanted to confess. but in a special way you know ? i wanted to do it with a song.”
  • a ND YOU’RE ON THE VERGE OF CRYING BC HOW CAN SOMEBODY BE SO PURE ???
  • s O YOU JUST TACKLE HIM AGAIN AND HE CHUCKLES BC HE FINDS YOU SO ENDEARING AS WELL
  • ehem moving on
  • you find out that he finds it lacks something and gives you his headphones to listen to it
  • after a while you actually agree with him and he gets kind of sulky like ‘i knew it :^(’
  • b ut you’re quick to interject likE NO NO NO I MEAN IT’S BEAUTIFUL BUT IT DOESN’T SOUND COMPLETE
  • “hm….but why tho.”
  • “ you say it’s a confession right?”
  • you again turning red with the thought and h e nods
  • s O YOU JUST BLURT OUT
  • “well how ab out you singing i mean a confession is kind of through words and i like your voice it would be so ni ce.”
  • at first he looks at you in diseblief 
  • then he’s thinking
  • then finding the idea ridiculous bc what ?? m Y VOICE ?? nononononon i can’t sing 
  • but maybe jimin could sing the lyrics or even kookie ??
  • and ur like n O IT HAS TO BE YOU !!
  • and he whines bc whyyyyy
  • you’re just like you’re the one confessing right ?
  • “right…”
  • then you will sing !
  • at this moment: you: >:^) tae: >:^(
  • b ut you get what you want since you’re so pretty and cute and tae doesn’t know how to say no to a cute face like yours
  • and THE SONG IS PHENOMENAL JUST LIKE YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE 
  • and each of the boys ( whom you got to know while producing tae’s confession song ) agrees and they’re in awe at taehyung’s beautiful && soothing voice
  • at the end you’re like i knew it !! and tae is like yeah ok babe you’re the best
  • and you want to complain but he kisses you so it’s okay i guess ??
  • so then you ask for the name of the song because everyone agrees that it should be put on soundcloud so everyone can listen to it 
  • “(Y/N)”
  • “yeah ?”
  • “no…(Y/N) is the name of the song.”
  • “W A IT NO!!”
  • “why not ? the song is literally about you !! and it is still for you, so its name is (Y/N).”
  • “TAE!”
  • “it’s already uploaded it.”
  • “goddamnit taehyung.”
  • he’s so smiley then :^)
  • after that everyone officially knows you’re a couple because well iT’S QUITE OBVIOUS ISN’T IT ??
  • also the thirst for tae’s voice is real
  • and you’re always so proud of your boyfriend
  • sometimes you don’t even feel worthy of being his girlfriend bc he’s so talented and you’re just ?? well, you’re you nothing more
  • and it’s on one of your date nights ( you both are sitting in the boy’s dorm while watching disney movies) when you start crying
  • “ don’t cry babe,it’s just a movie albeit it’s still sa-”
  • “it’s not the movie, tae.”
  • then you start explaining all the doubt that’s been lingering within your mind these past months of being together and he’s seriously confused as to why you can’t see what he sees 
  • so then he goes on to explain why he fell in love with you
  • “(Y/N). You’re my muse. My everything. Without you, I would have never been able to show my true potential. You were always there to support me and even kept up with my weird antics. You never gave up on me and pushed me to my limits. I love that. But I also love you as a person. I’ve watched you since day one, since you walked into the class for the first time and became my seat neighbor. You’re so smart and nice and always so…perfect. You’re my inspiration. I love you.”
  • aND NOW YOU’RE CRYING EVEN HARDER BC WOW
  • and tae doesn’t know what to do ??? like help me ???
  • but you just kiss him all of a sudden and then he knows that everything’s good
  • “I love you,too, Kim Taehyung. Saxophonist, musician, singer or whatever you’ll be in the future. I’ll alway love and support you. No matter what.”
  • aND HE JUST SQUIRMS AND SQUEAKS AND NEEDS TO HUG YOU SO BAD HE ALMOST CRUSHES YOU
  • but it’s fine
  • because that’s how taehyung is

Originally posted by jeonbase

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